WTF Wednesday

Y0urm0m

@Nerdchild



Post screen shots!

thebigoaktree

PinkLady2015 said:

Y0urm0m said:

I just can't with all this dog stuff. I just need to take a breather and let my adrenaline die down.

On a lighter note we are having pizza tonight. The pizza place we go to doesn't have that delicious garlic dipping sauce. How weird is it that I convinced my husband to stop at a different pizza place to get me like 50 of those things and in return I promised him a BJ. I'm pregnant god damnit I need my dipping sauce.

Am I the only wife who barters blow jobs?

only if DH dipped his junk in the garlic dipping sauce first...

*dead*

Y0urm0m

@PinkLady2015



I don't like his man meat that much

Eta: now if it was Nutella then....

Nerdchild

I think posting the content of pm's is against the TOU? Maybe? It's our (new) favorite crazy from the last couple of days (who likes to call people names on here as well). I got a good laugh from her confused ramblings before hitting the ignore button.

Y0urm0m

@Nerdchild can you blur out the name? Play 20 questions. Delete it after 5 minutes posted?

stillcozy

She's back? Did she start three threads?!

thebigoaktree

Is it she who made the first dog post thread?

ButterMyBiscuit

@Nerdchild I think you can give us the name.

ButterMyBiscuit

Stinky pee lady?

Nerdchild

@Lindsayleigh1989 Bingo! Now we know she's still lurky lurking, because I sure as hell didn't tag her in anything.

Edited to add: @thebigoaktree and @ButterMyBiscuit all the right person.

thebigoaktree

did she call @Lindsayleigh1989 a not nice name?

Nerdchild

thebigoaktree said:

did she call @Lindsayleigh1989 a not nice name?

Indeedileedo!

thebigoaktree

That was a fun game.

stillcozy

thebigoaktree said:

did she call @Lindsayleigh1989 a not nice name?

YUP an idiot with assanine comments. She can lurk but she should have chose a more annonymous screen name because she was real easy to find on facebook. I was looking to see if troll sadly not a troll

thebigoaktree

Stinky pee lady

msuzannah

Ew. She was the one who got all defensive when someone who actually had what she was diagnosing herself with pointed out inconsistencies.
WTF dog!?!?! He just farted by me and then left. What a dick.

msuzannah

Also from now on when someone asks "is this normal?" I'm going to google some disease and tell them they have it.

thebigoaktree

Lindsayleigh1989 said:

thebigoaktree said:

did she call @Lindsayleigh1989 a not nice name?

YUP an idiot with assanine comments. She can lurk but she should have chose a more annonymous screen name because she was real easy to find on facebook. I was looking to see if troll sadly not a troll

Nice detective work.

Nerdchild

You ladies are whip smart, that game didn't take long at all.

Y0urm0m

*ahem* stinky pee lady

ButterMyBiscuit

msuzannah said:

Also from now on when someone asks "is this normal?" I'm going to google some disease and tell them they have it.

Or just get all hype and tell them emphatically that it is NOT normal!

mckcak23

I'm so sad that I missed the game. Though I find it interesting that everyone guessed the same crazy. You know your crazy when...

thebigoaktree

mckcak23 said:

I'm so sad that I missed the game. Though I find it interesting that everyone guessed the same crazy. You know your crazy when...

They talk about their smelly pee.

PhoebeJune1984

msuzannah said:

WTF dog!?!?! He just farted by me and then left. What a dick.

Sounds like a typical male....both animal and human.

Nerdchild

@PhoebeJune1984 and @msuzannah Crop dusting is punishable by 'shoe' in my house. Meaning I will take off my shoe and throw it at you.

Edited just for this gif

stillcozy

I still want to see the screen shot. @Nerdchild

mckcak23

@Lindsayleigh1989 I'm currently bowing at your Facebook stalking abilities. You inspire me.

PhoebeJune1984

Nerdchild said:

@PhoebeJune1984 and @msuzannah Crop dusting is punishable by 'shoe' in my house. Meaning I will take off my shoe and throw it at you.

You are nicer than some people. There was a lady in the news recently, who beat her man (I think she broke his hip and arm or something), because he wouldn't stop farting in bed. I remind my husband of that, each time he farts in bed and then laughs like a 8 year old.

stillcozy

PhoebeJune1984 said:

Nerdchild said:

@PhoebeJune1984 and @msuzannah Crop dusting is punishable by 'shoe' in my house. Meaning I will take off my shoe and throw it at you.

You are nicer than some people. There was a lady in the news recently, who beat her man (I think she broke his hip and arm or something), because he wouldn't stop farting in bed. I remind my husband of that, each time he farts in bed and then laughs like a 8 year old.

I saw that!! Hilarious!

stillcozy

@mckcak23

stillcozy

@jkernicky should be ashamed of how cruel she was to another use and should be banned for what she said.

samantha1206

ButterMyBiscuit said:

samantha1206 said:

WTF horrid taste in my mouth.  Please leave.  You're ruining my day.  UGH

I can't remember who but someone suggested pickles to help. @CarrieandRoy Was that you?

Thanks! Too bad for me I can't even stand the sight of pickles since I got pregnant. I've been eating mints like there's no tomorrow

PhoebeJune1984

Lindsayleigh1989 said:

thebigoaktree said:

did she call @Lindsayleigh1989 a not nice name?

YUP an idiot with assanine comments. She can lurk but she should have chose a more annonymous screen name because she was real easy to find on facebook. I was looking to see if troll sadly not a troll

I'm always amazed when people use their first and last names on the message boards. I was on another board and noticed the person had their first name, husbands first name, and their last name as the screen name. What's funny about that, is they aren't common names, but they are the exact name of my husband's cousin, her husband, and their last name. It's taking everything in me to not message her and say "WTF?! You're pregnant?!" I am going to wait until she announces, but then I am going to PM her and mention she should change her screen name!

Nerdchild

Bah, not worth it @Lindsayleigh1989. The ignore function is freaking amazing!

stillcozy

@Nerdchild good thing I'm at the gym cycling hard because the pissef offness I feel is real! Haha I shall use the ignore and report from now on

addyplusone

Wtf why can't I afford a maid to do all this cleaning?? My house is a disaster!!!!!

DarkCat

Wtf body. I woke up at 3pm today. My phone was full of text messages from my concerned husband. Half the day is gone and now I'm sitting on the couch, cuddling my cat while watching HBO. Ugh I need to get over this cold. Being sick while pregnant is the worst.

Taymiller

DarkCat said:

Wtf body. I woke up at 3pm today. My phone was full of text messages from my concerned husband. Half the day is gone and now I'm sitting on the couch, cuddling my cat while watching HBO. Ugh I need to get over this cold. Being sick while pregnant is the worst.

That sucks that you are sick but I am INSANELY jealous that you got to sleep that long. Hope you feel better soon.

elenabrent

@DarkCat I feel you! I've already felt pretty worthless with MS, but this cold on top if it is making me feel so unproductive. I've just been laying around and sitting around for the past two days and I'm not overly optimistic that tomorrow will be a better day. 

juliagulia38

WTF dinner. I cooked pork chops and sides and was excited because I hadn't cooked all week. DH then drops the pork chops on our kitchen floor(which isn't clean by the way) we don't have any other meat in the house. So Buffalo Wild Wings it is.