You know you are TTC when....

stephaniebuzzella

Bahahaha pretty much my life right now. I'm eating spinach & yogurt like its my job, eating my prenatal and iron pills by the clock, and I bought a bulk box of hpt's and a travel pack of Tampax

hlvonb

sorarose said:

You know you're TTC when the whole world seems pregnant RIGHT NOW.

This. It seems like babies are crawling out of nowhere in my life haha

hopefulsky

I truly understand where your coming from it seems as if everyone around me is getting pregnant except me!!

aek1419

When a basil body thermometer is on your Christmas list ! Lol

Hogwartsmom

When your DH is next to the bathroom trash can and says, "Honey, how many tests did you take?" And you get all sorts of defensive about it.

Hogwartsmom

When your DH is next to the bathroom trash can and says, "Honey, how many tests did you take?" And you get all sorts of defensive about it.

Knottie89306574

You know your TTC when your 2 days late praying everytime you pee there's no blood but your too scared to take yet another test just to see a negative and realize your body loves toying with your mind

E&CAyers

When you move into a new house and refuse to decorate the extra bedroom because you are hoping it will soon be a nursery.

bestnameever

actually wishing for AF to show so you're that much closer to ovulating! (My life right now since I know our timing wasn't so great this cycle!)

Snaps816

Amazon keeps trying to sell you small plastic cups. 

babymish

aek1419 said:

When a basil body thermometer is on your Christmas list ! Lol

Hehehe is this a special seasoned variety? 

Sorry! This tickled me

E&CAyers

When all I want for Christmas is a missed period... AF is due Christmas Day

therealvday

TMI/gross but... when your underwear is always damp! From leakage... I woke up this morning in the most uncomfortable state

Aaaand this is my first post, sorry folks.

stephaniebuzzella

When within one day you find two unopened boxes of hpt's you forgot buying. One in your purse and one in the living room cabinet. My life is consumed by charts, a thermometer, mucous, and peeing on various sticks

mumtozac

When your DH starts using the age old excuse of "I have a headache, not tonight dear" lol

FiancB

You choose the color of your underwear based on how easily your CM will show up on it for later analyzing. 

SnobunnieMel

You find it strange to go to the bathroom in the morning without POAS for once. Yay TWW!!

MrsJ2410

therealvday said:

TMI/gross but... when your underwear is always damp! From leakage... I woke up this morning in the most uncomfortable state

Aaaand this is my first post, sorry folks.

THIS. Also my first post, hello!

When you accidentally buy two pairs of vintage shoes on ebay that are two sizes too big, but keep them for future pregnancy foot swelling. 

ladystinson

When DH asks so exactly how much did we budget for HPT's this month? lol

sweetyjenj

My husband will know my CM and any changes in symptoms (this month, this means pms symptoms) every day lol I can't keep this information to myself, even though it will make it harder to "surprise" him the eventual day when I surprise him with the good news!

cantasiempre13

I put it on his calendar for him lol.

wolleys10

When you can't get enough of pregnancy reveal videos and they almost always make you cry.

erikarg607

Currently laying on my couch moving as little as possible so those little swimmers will do their thing down there!

kellybean1988

When your mother-in-law (who has no idea you're TTC) says to the entire church choir at a church choir retreat that "we haven't had any babies in choir recently...maybe there will be a baby conceived this weekend at the retreat"--then looks at you and winks...

Meanwhile, you just want to shout "BUT IT'S NOT MY FERTILE WINDOW" 

izza2

When you're in Nursing class and you see the abbreviation "SS" and think they're talking about speshul snowflakes, not signs and symptoms of a disease...

kell8807

You are super excited for your Amazon delivery of a BBT and OPKs

kellybean1988

@kell8807
 mine just shipped today!!!  

AliciaGoose

@kell8807 @kellybean1988
Got mine delivered this afternoon a day early, including some HPTs (which I originally wasn't going to include because I didn't want to become obsessed with POAS, but in to the cart they went anyway!).

kellybean1988

Omg @aliciabhen , I laughed so hard when I put the "pre-seed" lube and BBT in my cart because then Amazon was like "may we also suggest 300 medical grade plastic cups" LOLOLOLOL ! I didn't buy those though. Glad you got yours today!!!!

kellybean1988

Here's another one...you know you are TTC when you are stuck in that awful catch 22 of not wanting to drink much water before going to bed (so you don't have to get up and alter BBT reading) BUT you want to drink some so you have enough to POAS in the morning!! AHHH!

cabu14

When your dog eats your thermometer.  This is why I can't have nice things on my night stand. 

kell8807

@LoulieFace oh no!!!

sweetyjenj

This morning after my thermometer beeps my husband asked what it was...and he knew if it was good or bad haha

honeybeewebb2424

@loulieface I feel your pain. I have a beagle and he basically is part goat and eats anything. I always say he is the reason I cant have anything nice!

I had to join in on this one because today just when I though I knew all about my body, I discovered the beautiful cervix project and was dumbfounded at all the beautifully disgusting things I didn't know. So of course, I had to send it to my DH to enlighten him as well. I used the excuse he should know this stuff too, which may be contradicting to trying to turn him on later. I may have scarred him for life.

EgnaroBean

This isn't something that I expect all or most or even many women would experience--but I wonder if maybe I'm not alone...

You know you're TTC when you bring a little glass jar in a makeup pouch to the ladies room at work catch that sweet sweet afternoon pee for your "room temperature only" (generic) wandfo OPK--and then carelessly toss the makeup pouch in your tote bag. Upon arrival to your next meeting you find that the jar leaked and now all your papers for the meeting are slightly wet with urine and so you tell your colleagues "oh I forgot to bring that paperwork, I'll email you" and pray that no one in the room notices that tell-tale pee smell.

...ummmm anyone relate??? 

ChaoticWolf

You know you're TTC when you start taking prenatals to start building your vitamin stores up and your DH is suddenly sure you're KU and hiding it.


Um... Then why is the house stocked with wine and my glass half full then? 

CourtneyJo92609

When you start planning.... down to the smallest detail.... how to announce your pregnancy to your family. And you aren't even late yet.

Happyapple1326

You know you're TTC when that O pain makes you frisky even after you've had sex the past two days in a row.

gravcass

Going from posts today...
when you forget your pee cup and try to macgyver something nearby into one. 

CourtneyJo92609

When you take a test only 8 days after ovulation. Knowing that it will show up negative even if you are pregnant. Simply because you had heartburn all day (most likely from Orange Soda) and are reading into the "symptom" waaay too much. And you can't wait the other 6 days for the hormone to actually be there.