@Lljbean She said ONLY 2nd baby shower should be a baby sprinkle. Instead of showering the new mom/baby you sprinkle the second. I remember when she coordinated hers.
It could just be some rando 90s phase that came and went.
I understand that many of the member of this board aren't particularly active. Some just lurk. Some will add comments. Some will WK a thread. My TW is the one who will create a thread on a subject that has been discussed ad nauseam and either take their time returning to the scene of the crime or throw a tantrum when they don't like the responses.
@vvitchhazel yes!!! Exactly this. I am only ever here on mobile, and I can't be bothered to figured out the gif thing. I tried once, didn't work, oh well! That being said, I love and appreciate all of the gifs I see in here, they crack me up
@KaraEpp16 You do know I'm totally making fun of the recent thread right? I keep being like, "I think she thinks I'm serious but I cant read everyone's sarcasm online!"
I understand that many of the member of this board aren't particularly active. Some just lurk. Some will add comments. Some will WK a thread. My TW is the one who will create a thread on a subject that has been discussed ad nauseam and either take their time returning to the scene of the crime or throw a tantrum when they don't like the responses.
You shouldn't tell them at all and when you start to show, if they say something, act SUPER offended and pull a cheese burger from your purse and start crying while eating it.
You shouldn't tell them at all and when you start to show, if they say something, act SUPER offended and pull a cheese burger from your purse and start crying while eating it.
So no joke, one of my close friends lives in CA and goes to In-N-Out a few times a week. When she was pregnant she admitted she would sometimes buy an extra cheeseburger and keep it in her purse "in case of emergency." I can also picture some of her emergencies involving irrational tears, so this person really does exist
You shouldn't tell them at all and when you start to show, if they say something, act SUPER offended and pull a cheese burger from your purse and start crying while eating it.
When I was about 7.5 mo pg with DD a guy I was at a trade show and a guy warned me that the sample had alcohol in. I just looked back at him dead pan and said, "I'm not pregnant."
He was so mortified.
My TW today is my mother. When I found out I might have gallbladder issues she essentially blamed my diet saying that I ate like crap. Mind you, I don't eat paleo or anything super clean but I do watch my intake and haven't been overweight since high schoo (when SHE was in charge of my diet, anyway). Now that I've switched to a low-fat, low-oil, low-processed-foods diet she gave me a lecture over FaceTime about how I need to make sure I'm feeding baby and not starving myself and "where are you getting your carbs and fats, then?!" I don't know, probably a little more sensitive than usual but she has always been this way; I do things wrong, I try to fix them, but however I try to fix them is also wrong. Probably we're both TWs today.
My TW today is my mother. When I found out I might have gallbladder issues she essentially blamed my diet saying that I ate like crap. Mind you, I don't eat paleo or anything super clean but I do watch my intake and haven't been overweight since high schoo (when SHE was in charge of my diet, anyway). Now that I've switched to a low-fat, low-oil, low-processed-foods diet she gave me a lecture over FaceTime about how I need to make sure I'm feeding baby and not starving myself and "where are you getting your carbs and fats, then?!" I don't know, probably a little more sensitive than usual but she has always been this way; I do things wrong, I try to fix them, but however I try to fix them is also wrong. Probably we're both TWs today.
We have some purse cheese burgers that should fix you right up.
Man we're on a roll with threads being closed. Annoying.
Seriously! I still hold firm that we are incredibly nice here!
I think they get closed pretty prematurely. Am I allowed to say that? I don't want to create a new SN after earning so many badges!
I was so afraid of getting banned after my dildo slap gif yesterday. I don't want to start over! If there ever is radio silence from me for a few days, just know that I'll be back.
Re: Twatwaffle Tuesday
DD - January 2016
It could just be some rando 90s phase that came and went.
Married: 7.23.11
DD:10.17.12
EDD #2!:1.17.16
Edit: this is totally sarcasm and I do NOT think she is actually ugly. >.>
Married: 7.23.11
DD:10.17.12
EDD #2!:1.17.16
Married: 7.23.11
DD:10.17.12
EDD #2!:1.17.16
Married: 7.23.11
DD:10.17.12
EDD #2!:1.17.16
When I was about 7.5 mo pg with DD a guy I was at a trade show and a guy warned me that the sample had alcohol in. I just looked back at him dead pan and said, "I'm not pregnant." He was so mortified.
Married: 7.23.11
DD:10.17.12
EDD #2!:1.17.16
ESPECIALLY since that one is old news and the other one is clearly the hot topic.
I tried to be nice. It was really hard to resist the snark.
Married: 7.23.11
DD:10.17.12
EDD #2!:1.17.16
We have some purse cheese burgers that should fix you right up.
Married: 7.23.11
DD:10.17.12
EDD #2!:1.17.16
DD 12/20/99, DS 12/14/12, M/C 9/2014, M/C 1/2015
DD 12/20/99, DS 12/14/12, M/C 9/2014, M/C 1/2015