Twatwaffle Tuesday

kmcc14

Who or what is being a twatwaffle today?

kmcc14

WKs and their love-titters on the gender disappointment thread are twatwaffles.  DH is a twatwaffle for leaving his wet towel on a dining room chair this morning.  X(

sarah92544

My sisters dog roxy! Im dog sitting while shes in vegas. This morning my dog luna needed to go to the bathroom so i got up to let her out and out of nowhere roxy attacked her. Granted shes like 10 but im the only one allowed to be a bitch in this house lol.

danasphillips

My effing nausea is a twatwaffle. Yesterday was the first day in 8+ weeks that I felt somewhat "normal" and then I woke up puking again today. WTF.

Anyone disappointed about the SEX of their child is a twatwaffle. I'm ALMOST tempted to say that I want another boy, simply because I want to give society and everyone who assumes I'm praying to Jebus for a girl (MIL) the middle finger.

DH is a twatwaffle for no real reason. The way he was holding his silverware yesterday pissed me off.

KaraEpp16

We work in the office 8 to 5. I'm an office manager so I was out on an ink run this morning. Called a coworker at 8:15 ish about whether or not his printer needed ink. I show up and he says "Oh sorry, I just saw that you called....my phone was on silent & you called my work phone." Duh I called your work phone during work hours! Why the heck is it on silent?! The big bosses left for a business trip, they won't be back in the office until Thursday morning and I had two people approach me yesterday about heading out early. Dude, call your boss and get clearance. I stayed late to keep tabs - but c'mon.

No ink for you!

sarah92544

WineBaby122 said:

My effing nausea is a twatwaffle. Yesterday was the first day in 8+ weeks that I felt somewhat "normal" and then I woke up puking again today. WTF.

Anyone disappointed about the SEX of their child is a twatwaffle. I'm ALMOST tempted to say that I want another boy, simply because I want to give society and everyone who assumes I'm praying to Jebus for a girl (MIL) the middle finger.

DH is a twatwaffle for no real reason. The way he was holding his silverware yesterday pissed me off.

Lmao arent the men so annoying?! Last night i turned the tv off because i didnt like the way he was watching it hahaa maybe im the twatwaffle

vvitchhazel

My SO is a TW for having an iron bladder. I get up at least 5 times a night and I'm the first one up in the morning to pee! He doesn't get up at all, wakes up before me, and pees about an hour later.

KaraEpp16

@vvitchhazel does he pee for like a hour too? Because that's how my SO is. He doesn't pee and then when he does it's literally fifteen minutes of me waiting to get back into our bathroom.

Paige6410

My FIL.
Brief backstory- He has never met our children, never came up for our wedding (5ish hour drive) and only calls DH maybe 3 times a year.
The long now story- Last night he called. Said that DH's grandfather (he passed almost 2 years ago) still doesn't have a headstone and that DH needed to send "his share" so they could finally get one. DH was devastated that he still didn't have one and agreed while on the phone. Then he starts talking to me about it, and I tell him that of course we WOULD send the money if it is what DH wants to do, but that this is the obligation of his father and aunt, not us. He thought about it and said that his dad has always been a lying drunk and doesn't believe 100% of the story. A lot of what he was saying didn't make sense. Example: "We can't put flowers or a flag on his grave without a stone, they won't let us."
He's so torn and broken-hearted that the situation is that 1) His dad lied about something really fucked up, or 2) His grandfather has gone nearly 2 years with no headstone while no one else wanted to pay for it.
I feel so awful for DH, he's so upset about it all and I really, really dislike his father to begin with. I found the number for the cemetery so he can call and maybe get some answers.

vvitchhazel

KaraEpp16 said:

@vvitchhazel does he pee for like a hour too? Because that's how my SO is. He doesn't pee and then when he does it's literally fifteen minutes of me waiting to get back into our bathroom.

Omg yes! It's so loud and it takes so long! Whaaat is happening! And how?!

Snoopylovesbelle

My DH was a TW last night because he was chewing really weird while eating dinner and it made me gag. He had been on an x-box kick and been glued to that stupid piece of crap every chance he gets and it's bugging the hell out of me.
His work is being a TW because he's been sitting for a month because it's "slow" and it's making him grumpy and me anxious.

kmcc14

I am so sorry @Paige6410.  That is really heartbreaking either way. I think calling the cemetery to get answers is definitely the right decision.  It is so difficult to deal with family members who are not trustworthy.

Paige6410

Snoopylovesbelle said:

My DH was a TW last night because he was chewing really weird while eating dinner and it made me gag. He had been on an x-box kick and been glued to that stupid piece of crap every chance he gets and it's bugging the hell out of me.
His work is being a TW because he's been sitting for a month because it's "slow" and it's making him grumpy and me anxious.

DH's PS3 bit the dust last week. Because he's going through a tough time, I feel bad now, but he's been stuck to the thing for a few months now and I may have had a little celebration when he wasn't looking.

Snoopylovesbelle

@Paige6410 I'm so sorry that is happening. Definitely call the cemetery to get some answers.

steph_pegasus

Kind of random but I've been reading a bit lately, and I have to say that authors who kill off characters for shock value are TWs.
Whyyy did you think that was necessary to the storyline???

sherks11

My boss. I'm a teacher and one of the courses I teach is a specialty course for really low level learners. My coworker and I (the only ones who teach the course) have been fighting for a new program to implement into our classes since the old one was miserable. We finally found out we were getting the program we wanted 2 weeks into summer. Despite multiple emails to our boss, we have yet to get access to this program which means we are going in blind when the school year starts. We have no idea how it works, no idea how to use it, no idea how the students will use it, and no idea how to grade with it. Because only two teachers use it, I don't feel like there is any rush to get us in. Im such and OCD person and being helpless with this makes me so pissed!!!!

SummerOH

@Paige6410 I'm sorry sorry. Your poor husband. I feel like there's a special spot in hell for those who use those who have passed away as an excuse for things, especially money.

Monilee1017

My avatar is a twatwaffle. What the heck happened to my cat, where did these stupid flowers come from?

steph_pegasus

Monilee1017 said:

My avatar is a twatwaffle. What the heck happened to my cat, where did these stupid flowers come from?

I still see a cat but the other day mine switched too.

ChipMonster

@Monilee1017 are they my flowers? One time my avatar switched with another user's but I think that was just a glitch because it was back to normal after a while. I see your cat!

I haven't really gotten up yet other than to have breakfast with DS so no TW for me yet today.

vvitchhazel

@Paige6410 I'm so sorry as well! I have dealt with my fair share of family shittiness following a death in the family. You always hope for the best in people in situations like this and it's easy to feel even more betrayed when it goes south. I was supposed to get my grandmother's rings when she passed and my aunt has essentially held them hostage for 7 years. Neither of my grandparents had a will, but they made their wishes very clear. Well, wishes don't hold up in a court of law! This is the same aunt who tried selling a rocking horse my grandpa built me when I was a baby. Even has my name (which is a very uncommon name) painted on it, with love from grandpa. Turns out she was raiding my grandparents house while my grandpa was hospitalized and having garage sales with whatever she brought home. Basically, people suck. Make sure your DH calls the cemetery and gets some real answers. I can't believe they wouldn't allow flowers to be placed without a headstone. That's ridiculous.

KaraEpp16

vvitchhazel said:

@vvitchhazel does he pee for like a hour too? Because that's how my SO is. He doesn't pee and then when he does it's literally fifteen minutes of me waiting to get back into our bathroom.

Omg yes! It's so loud and it takes so long! Whaaat is happening! And how?!

Freaks of nature.

If I have to go - I HAVE TO GO. How can they hold it the majority of time?!

KaraEpp16

Snoopylovesbelle said:

My DH was a TW last night because he was chewing really weird while eating dinner and it made me gag. He had been on an x-box kick and been glued to that stupid piece of crap every chance he gets and it's bugging the hell out of me. His work is being a TW because he's been sitting for a month because it's "slow" and it's making him grumpy and me anxious.

Completely understand the xbox frustration but this is our first kid so I'm letting him get it allllll out now. Wanna go out with some buddies to bars? SURE! Wanna go play golf on a weekday? SURE! When the baby comes there will be a reckoning.

Paige6410

@vvitchhazel That's what I told him. He never got anything that he knows his grandfather left to him. He has a feeling FIL sold everything. Especially the number he's asking for, $200, you couldn't come up with $200 extra in all this time. He said the total was $1600. Ok, so FIL responsible for $800 and aunt responsible for the same. $800 in 2 years he couldn't pull off so that his dad wouldn't be in an unmarked grave? No. I'm a skeptic to begin with, but I think his dad just needs some gambling money, and knew that DH has a soft spot for his grandfather.

Monilee1017

@stphpegasus and @chipmonster glad I have it back. They were blue background and white and pink flowers. I think they are one of the options if you don't put your own picture in. I just am so bad I don't know everyones name yet, but I know a lot of peoples avatars. 

Monilee1017

@winebaby22 I have 2 boys and I tell people I want another because of all the comments I get. Really I don't care but I just love seeing their faces. It's like they are lost or something. When I was at a funeral this week my aunt turns to me and goes "You know, if it is a boy its ok. Just don't quit you'll get your girl eventually." I turned back to her and said " Oh, I want all boys." 

KaraEpp16

I had a friend announce that she's expecting her second. She has a son who just turned 1 recently. She's having a girl and I told her I was so excited for her to have a little girl - and she said yeah well I wanted another boy but f*ck it.'


Literally...but f*ck it?

sarah92544

KaraEpp16 said:

I had a friend announce that she's expecting her second. She has a son who just turned 1 recently. She's having a girl and I told her I was so excited for her to have a little girl - and she said yeah well I wanted another boy but f*ck it.'


Literally...but f*ck it?

What a bitch!!

danasphillips

Monilee1017 said:

@winebaby22 I have 2 boys and I tell people I want another because of all the comments I get. Really I don't care but I just love seeing their faces. It's like they are lost or something. When I was at a funeral this week my aunt turns to me and goes "You know, if it is a boy its ok. Just don't quit you'll get your girl eventually." I turned back to her and said " Oh, I want all boys." 

I can picture their faces now... Priceless.

steph_pegasus

KaraEpp16 said:

I had a friend announce that she's expecting her second. She has a son who just turned 1 recently. She's having a girl and I told her I was so excited for her to have a little girl - and she said yeah well I wanted another boy but f*ck it.'


Literally...but f*ck it?

KaraEpp16

I just left it alone - I was not about to tell her what I really thought.

This was all posted on social media, too.

Classy, much?

SummerOH

Mother Nature. She can suck it. I'm pissy with her after reading the recent loss threads. I hate seeing this happen to those women. MN is the biggest TW of all.

Beverly0628

KaraEpp16 said:

I just left it alone - I was not about to tell her what I really thought.

This was all posted on social media, too.

Classy, much?

NO! Stuff like this makes me so sad... She is def a BIG ol' TW.

KaraEpp16

@SummerOH agreed. It always gets me when I see those posts. I always tell my SO about them, too (The only one IRL who I talk to about this). He's never experienced loss but I have.

sarah92544

KaraEpp16 said:

@SummerOH agreed. It always gets me when I see those posts. I always tell my SO about them, too (The only one IRL who I talk to about this). He's never experienced loss but I have.

I tell my DH about them as well and how it worries me because everybody is fine go to the doc and find out the baby is gone so scary and heart breaking.

KaraEpp16

sarah92544 said:

@SummerOH agreed. It always gets me when I see those posts. I always tell my SO about them, too (The only one IRL who I talk to about this). He's never experienced loss but I have.

I tell my DH about them as well and how it worries me because everybody is fine go to the doc and find out the baby is gone so scary and heart breaking.

Biggest fear and these ladies are living it. It really breaks my heart EVERY time. My loss has been haunting this pregnancy since the hpt had two lines.

steph_pegasus

WineBaby122 said:

Anyone disappointed about the SEX of their child is a twatwaffle. I'm ALMOST tempted to say that I want another boy, simply because I want to give society and everyone who assumes I'm praying to Jebus for a girl (MIL) the middle finger.

I'm going to say anyone who is disappointed with their child for being either a specific sex or gender is a huge TW.

sarah92544

StephPegasus said:

WineBaby122 said:

Anyone disappointed about the SEX of their child is a twatwaffle. I'm ALMOST tempted to say that I want another boy, simply because I want to give society and everyone who assumes I'm praying to Jebus for a girl (MIL) the middle finger.

I'm going to say anyone who is disappointed with their child for being either a specific sex or gender is a huge TW.

I feel like a dumbass asking this but what is the difference between gender and sex? Im a blonde dont judge but im prepared for the flame hahaa

Monilee1017

sex is what is between your child's leg, gender is what they identify as

steph_pegasus

sarah92544 said:

StephPegasus said:

WineBaby122 said:

Anyone disappointed about the SEX of their child is a twatwaffle. I'm ALMOST tempted to say that I want another boy, simply because I want to give society and everyone who assumes I'm praying to Jebus for a girl (MIL) the middle finger.

I'm going to say anyone who is disappointed with their child for being either a specific sex or gender is a huge TW.

I feel like a dumbass asking this but what is the difference between gender and sex? Im a blonde dont judge but im prepared for the flame hahaa

Sex = anatomical designation
Gender = how a person identifies

Beverly0628

Sex refers to male or female (anatomy), while gender refers to masculine or feminine (identity).