My throat punch is my MIL. CANT FRIGGEN STAND HER. She texts me the stupidest crap and says the most idiotic crap. I cringe and get so mad when a text comes in from her.
Everything, today was my little brothers wedding, I'm in Georgia, they in NY. I'm a rare machine due to hormones. I'm cranky and terribly worried over my miscarriage was 9w3d which is tomorrow... I'm a in a rare mood and annoyed at everyone
OMG seriously? Why, just why the crap would someone be that stupid? She's not even his mom, which would still suck but at least be semi understandable, she's the aunt..omg now I'm mad lol
These posts are why I have an inside cat, not a dog lol. She's pretty cuddly and normally never wakes me up. As we speak she is laying on my arm, purring away.
@kyleneum13 I completely agree about the caf options!! Today's special was fish tacos. Because that is exactly what I wanted to be smelling all day *barf*
@beccachartier I love it! I was in the military and then worked with them as a civilian before becoming a SAHM two years ago. So threatening to throat punch, curb stomp, or cut someone was totally normal. No one in my new carpool-driving, cooperative-preschool ing, dinner-on-the-table-by-6 life appreciates the more colorful parts of my vocabulary.
TWO HOURS IN TRAFFIC TODAY. I want to cut all of them. I feel like we live on the same page.
@kyleneum13 I love my fur baby to the moon and back, but the other morning when I needed to get ready for work (which I was already so not in the mood for) and he refused to come inside and then kept barking AT NOTHING so I had to go out in the yard in my pjs and the ground was soggy...I totally wanted to throat punch him. Mostly I just tell him I'm sending him back.
And then he barked during nap time after work. He's lucky he survived.
@kyleneum13 I love my fur baby to the moon and back, but the other morning when I needed to get ready for work (which I was already so not in the mood for) and he refused to come inside and then kept barking AT NOTHING so I had to go out in the yard in my pjs and the ground was soggy...I totally wanted to throat punch him. Mostly I just tell him I'm sending him back.
And then he barked during nap time after work. He's lucky he survived.
That's always what we tell ours too! We rescued our second about a year ago and he is a handful so we always joke about sending him back to the rescue ... and then I feel terrible because obviously I never want him to go back there or to his circumstances prior to us (and we never really would send him back) but when he goes out in the back yard and starts eating piles of shit (like he did today) it gets very tempting!
@kyleneum13 I love my fur baby to the moon and back, but the other morning when I needed to get ready for work (which I was already so not in the mood for) and he refused to come inside and then kept barking AT NOTHING so I had to go out in the yard in my pjs and the ground was soggy...I totally wanted to throat punch him. Mostly I just tell him I'm sending him back.
And then he barked during nap time after work. He's lucky he survived.
That's always what we tell ours too! We rescued our second about a year ago and he is a handful so we always joke about sending him back to the rescue ... and then I feel terrible because obviously I never want him to go back there or to his circumstances prior to us (and we never really would send him back) but when he goes out in the back yard and starts eating piles of shit (like he did today) it gets very tempting!
Yes! Ours is a rescue and we've had him almost a year ago. I'd never send him back in a million years. I also threaten to "beat the crap" out of him regularly, but never would. I'm screwed with the kids...they'll understand English one day. ^#(^
Re: Throat Punch Thursday!!
I feel like we live on the same page.
And then he barked during nap time after work. He's lucky he survived.