Throat Punch Thursday!!

gerblah

I'm a semi-reformed rageoholic so I often find myself wanting to throat punch all the things.  What are the people/things in your life that are frustrating you to no end? No judgement here.

gerblah

Today, I want to punch all the technology in my life.  My phone needs an update but there's too many pictures on it to update (or to even take any more pictures).  I would pull them off, but all the USB ports on my laptop have mysteriously stopped working. 
Isn't this stuff supposed to make your life easier??

christiel14

My husbands aunt spilled the beans on facebook about us being pregnant today. We weren't planning on saying anything until after the first trimester. Plus this is our first and we didn't even get to be the ones to share the good news. I could throat punch her!

DandT2point0

I'd like to throat punch the State of Texas for inadequately funding education! Without proper funding, schools lack the finances to appropriately staff (SpEd) classrooms and this teacher right here is forced to choose between managing behavior or teaching. Punch punch punch punch/deep in the heart of Texas...!!

gerblah

That sucks @christiel14 I'm sorry about that. Any way you can untag/ask to delete/do damage control?

DandT2point0

I'm sorry that happened to you, @christiel14! Is she aware she out stepped her boundaries? I hope she's at least apologized.

Ashfully

I'm having my first bout of pregnancy mood swings today. I've been super snippy all day, and when one of my staff asked me some perfectly reasonable questions this morning I got super irritated at just having to answer the questions. I kept having to bite my tongue to avoid calling her an idiot!

rockinmathchic

Haha - this post made me think of this...

Bmnkids4

Every person I have come into contact with right now! I'm am super moody right now. I can feel the aggravation Rollin over my body like a wave.

Sprinkles5413

christiel14 your husbands aunt sounds like my MIL.  She wants to start telling the world and we asked her not to yet.  Her response to my husband was "Does HER family know yet?"  My husband said does it matter? But yes but because of how circumstances fell and we decided to tell some of them.    Plus my husband is very close with his cousin and I am close with the cousins fiancé and we want to tell them ourselves without it going through the grapevine of my husbands family. 

laura6006

I hate my boss. She is very temperamental and changes her mind all the time about the quality she wants on my work. It's so hard figure out what she's looking for!

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laura6006

laura6006

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ugh I give up!

vmatt850

oddly enough, i don't have anything i want to TP yet today. however, tonight is my late night at work and that sucks. a lot can happen between now and 8pm!

beccabeeee

My husbands aunt tried to do the same thing last night! His mom had to tell her it wasn't her place to say anything to anyone. Ugh some people I swear!
And I was driving behind someone with their music blasting it was shaking my car. That really pissed me off this morning lol

VesperLove

At first I was going to say I wanted to throat punch my dogs, but that sounded terrible and in reality the reason I want to throat punch them is because of my HUSBAND ... so really I want to throat punch HIM.

I went to bed before he got home last night so I left the dogs out to snuggle on the bed with me. Usually he puts them in the kennel and then comes to bed but I guess last night was one of the special nights they got to stay out of the kennel all night. As such, they woke up at 3:30am and got off the bed and started playing all over our bedroom. So, I had to get up, let them out, and then put them in the kennel. An hour and a half later they were barking up a storm wanting to eat breakfast (usually they don't wake up at all until we go let them out but I guess the change in their schedule messed them up). So, I had to get up AGAIN to feed them and then was up for the morning because I wasn't about to put them back in the kennel a second time. 

Where was DH through all of this? Sleeping of course ... if this is a sign of how nights with baby are going to be (him sleeping, me doing everything) I'm going to scream. And throat punch him.

*Note: for those dog lovers out there who are going "how can you keep them in a kennel all night!?" it's a bit 5' by 5' kennel with tons of blankets and toys. They can get up and play together, they just won't come play in our room and wake us up. 

BostonBaby1

In a second you are all going to want to throw punch me! For an extraordinarily rare change, I had a day where I got to just lay in bed so I napped for the majority of it and thus far have avoided any situation that would make me want to throw a throat punch.

gerblah

Jealous!

jjodom

@kyleneum13 I have 2 dogs, one english bulldog and one french bulldog. I let them outside for 20 minutes... TWENTY minutes. After i called them inside, my French (phoebe) took 5 steps inside a squatted! who does that?! ugh. 

*imaginary** throat punch. 

blackw15

@kyleneum13 I feel you on wanting to throat punch husband and dogs. My dog woke me up at 330 this morning by literally sitting on me. Apparently the stupid dog was hungry at 330 am?!?! I asked my husband to get up and he sleeps through it. Meanwhile, I have to be at work at 6 and work a 12 four shift on my feet all whilst battling pregnancy fatigue. So throat punch for the day goes to DH and dog.

Also, I usually put my dogs in a kennel at night and let them sleep with me last night too. Never again.

BostonBaby1

@gerblah don't be... If you knew the boatload of crud coming my way...

ToneGirl

VesperLove

jjodom said:

@kyleneum13 I have 2 dogs, one english bulldog and one french bulldog. I let them outside for 20 minutes... TWENTY minutes. After i called them inside, my French (phoebe) took 5 steps inside a squatted! who does that?! ugh. 

*imaginary** throat punch. 

I love me some bulldogs! We have boxers. Little rascals but I love them. And I HATE when they do that. A few weeks ago it was pouring outside. Our female HATES the rain so she ran outside, I watched her squat (she was looking at me the whole time), two seconds later she raced back inside, and then peed on the floor. She totally LIED TO ME and faked peeing outside so she could come back in. Brat.

VesperLove

blackw15 said:

@kyleneum13 I feel you on wanting to throat punch husband and dogs. My dog woke me up at 330 this morning by literally sitting on me. Apparently the stupid dog was hungry at 330 am?!?! I asked my husband to get up and he sleeps through it. Meanwhile, I have to be at work at 6 and work a 12 four shift on my feet all whilst battling pregnancy fatigue. So throat punch for the day goes to DH and dog.

Also, I usually put my dogs in a kennel at night and let them sleep with me last night too. Never again.

Don't you just love when they sit on you at 3:30am!? I hope you sense my sarcasm ... seriously dogs, 3:30am is NOT breakfast time! Nor is 4:30 ... or even 5:30 in our house! You know the rules, please follow them!

agerstner

LOL!!! Well I felt like throat punching a few things today (dog and kids, and dog again!) but have refrained thankfully. This post has seriously made my day!

Kyleneum13 - my dog is in his kennel all night too. He isn't trustworthy enough to be out. Don't feel bad, it's pretty common

rockinmathchic

@jjodom I have 2 dogs too and one of mine will come inside after being outside for a long time and squats.  EVERYDAY...

I can relate!

VesperLove

New throat punch desire.

I looked at our cafeteria menu for today and all the options are terrible! I want to throat punch the chef. Whoever thought split pea soup and three fish options was a good idea today was NOT thinking about ME.

rmj28

People in traffic that don't understand I can't see them in my off road-ready rig (on my tail gate).. Or that don't get that I can't stop on a f****** dime because they're illegally in the carpool lane and want to avoid a ticket.. I guess I'd have the same issue in my car, too..

Vendors/coworkers that think they can bend the rules. No.

Everyone in this town thats too good for everything. Seriously, your nose prints are on the ceiling. (I work near Microsoft..)

rmj28

And THANK YOU for the vent. I say throat punch all the time.. Haha. I told someone at work I wanted to curbstomp someone today...

caseybeth1213

People who keep adding to their story just because they don't get the answer they are wanting. I am easily annoyed right now by people!

Taylovesbrad

My co-workers are driving me nuts!!!! I don't have patience for people who send pointless emails or don't have good personal space. This is like a period on steroids!!!

I re-charge by spending lots of down time and time alone at night with my puppies. At least they dont talk.

desidee77

My husband has been annoying the shit out of me! He's not even really doing anything that bad but this morning I left and slammed the door and practically peeled out of the driveway! Then I texted him sorry and he told me it's ok he understands, which made me feel like a piece of shit. God, I feel like I'm going crazy!

gerblah

@beccachartier I love it! I was in the military and then worked with them as a civilian before becoming a SAHM two years ago. So threatening to throat punch, curb stomp, or cut someone was totally normal. No one in my new carpool-driving, cooperative-preschool ing, dinner-on-the-table-by-6 life appreciates the more colorful parts of my vocabulary.

desidee77

Also I'd like to throat punch my coworker for heating up fish in the break room!

alexandratb

Ooooo this has been my day. I teach HS English, and it is near the end of the year... and the kids are just making me INSANE. They acting soo lazy and apathetic, moaning about everything I ask of them, ooh just making my blood boil. I'm losing my patience! Not sure if it's the hormones or just the job...

Also, coworkers. There is one who is also knocked up, but doesn't know I am, and she complains constantly about her headaches and stomach and blah blah ... Guess how much I care? Not at all.

blondiii428

Whoever decides on the temperature for our building at work.  No matter what the weather outside is like it's always about 50 degrees in here.  At least it keeps me awake, but dang!!

csk0830

This is by far my favorite thread

redfallon

@laura6006 said:

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ugh I give up!

For you

lrprevost

I'd like to throat punch my black lab for eating three baby bunnies out of our backyard while I was screaming (and crying/sobbing/hyperventilating) while also trying to deal with morning sickness. One giant throat punch to her. 

redfallon

lrprevost said:

I'd like to throat punch my black lab for eating three baby bunnies out of our backyard while I was screaming (and crying/sobbing/hyperventilating) while also trying to deal with morning sickness. One giant throat punch to her. 

Oh no!

313Meg

laura6006 said:

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ugh I give up!

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