When u sit on the floor cause your butt is too big to fit in a chair anymore and you have to roll just to try to get up while everyone looks and laughs! Gotta love it...not!
When even your husbands XL T shirts are getting tight! All clothes feel constricting so you just want to sleep naked. And since you're naked your husband tries to stir up sexy time and you're like "OMG no! Just please rub my back until I fall asleep!"
When your late for your class at college because the stairs are just too much, stairs and the monsters that are just their to steal your last breath, then you miss the whole lesson because you need to pee every 5 mins!! They have a lift at college which is constantly locked and I'm not allowed the key because I'm not a tutor... I mean do they want me to sit on the stairs in protest till I get a key lol -.- And then to top it off go shopping then get asked by some gym promoters if I want to loose weight... I'm not fat I'm pregnant!!!
When your husband grabs your boobs or rubs your belly (interchangeably) and says "do you see the size of this thing?!?!" No I wasn't aware of the watermelon attached firmly to my front!
Blow drying your hair and you have to sit and take a break to catch your breath! Then you look at the make up bag and think of ways to short cut the makeup. I seriously have labor fear if I can't even get through a round of hair drying!
When you do such a bad job shaving your husband offers to do it for you. When you're always tired but getting comfortable enough to go to sleep is a chore. When you're always hungry but when you eat you get full within a couple bites.
When even your husbands XL T shirts are getting tight! All clothes feel constricting so you just want to sleep naked. And since you're naked your husband tries to stir up sexy time and you're like "OMG no! Just please rub my back until I fall asleep!"
Haha yes!! Except you can't sleep naked because your boobs are so tender and leak everywhere!
Married 6-1-13 Sebastian 3-11-14 Simon 5-2-15 Baby #3 Due 9-29-16
When as soon as you get home from work all you think about is getting changed and wearing a big shirt or jammies because you are excited that you don't have to wear dress pants!
When baby kicks and each time you fart or pee. No control and so embarrassing when you're talking to someone. Can you convincingly pretend you're not rhythmically tooting?
When baby kicks and each time you fart or pee. No control and so embarrassing when you're talking to someone. Can you convincingly pretend you're not rhythmically tooting?
HAhaha! I wasn't sure if this was just me? I seriously can't hold in a toot even if I try. So it is a pregnancy thing? My husband isn't convinced.
Married 6-1-13 Sebastian 3-11-14 Simon 5-2-15 Baby #3 Due 9-29-16
You buy fleece lined jeggings because they are "classier" sweatpants and real jeans don't fit Bed Bath & Beyond if anyone's interested... Suuuuuper comfy
When everything and everybody get on your effin nerves, especially when they are asking you for favors. I can't stand those peoples and I have no problem telling them "NO". I hate it when they don't consider the fact that you are pregnant and already have so much going in, you don't need to deal with theirs too.
Re: You know you're pregnant when... (3rd trimester edition)
How about when people give you unwanted "advice" and you politely smile and take their suggestion...
But after they walk away you growl under your breath like a savage lol
They have a lift at college which is constantly locked and I'm not allowed the key because I'm not a tutor... I mean do they want me to sit on the stairs in protest till I get a key lol -.-
And then to top it off go shopping then get asked by some gym promoters if I want to loose weight... I'm not fat I'm pregnant!!!
Then you look at the make up bag and think of ways to short cut the makeup.
I seriously have labor fear if I can't even get through a round of hair drying!
When you're always hungry but when you eat you get full within a couple bites.
Sebastian 3-11-14
Simon 5-2-15
Baby #3 Due 9-29-16
Sebastian 3-11-14
Simon 5-2-15
Baby #3 Due 9-29-16
Bed Bath & Beyond if anyone's interested... Suuuuuper comfy
2. You forget what ur who-ha looks like