You know you're pregnant when... (3rd trimester edition)

louloutte87

... You finally get comfortable in bed surrounded by a gazillion pillows... And then you need to get up to pee.

Your turn!

Shanfrey82

You turn to the side to squeeze through a space that seems totally feasible and you basically get stuck. I don't fit anywhere!

louloutte87

You need a fork lift truck to get you out of the car or up off the sofa!

babyblue0501

You have to cross your legs when you sneeze!

cpage2211

I get comfy in bed with all my pillows and then need to turn because the baby moves!

clarever

Your maternity jeans don't even fit anymore

So hungry!.... Take 3 bites then your full...

ldmw

Cry on command at any little thing.

buppydups10

Anything that I drop on the floor is not getting picked back up until DH comes home and can get it for me

cpage2211

clarever said:

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So hungry!.... Take 3 bites then your full...

Yes!! This.

Sunshine4020

Heartburn might actually choke you to death.

mmaland

I agree with the heat burn, it sucks. Also my hips are so sore!

catmentzer21

Getting dressed and putting shoes on is enough to make you want to quit for the day!

BrooksManor

You run out of breath trying to change sides when sleeping and the bowling ball doesn't want to move.

catsNbooks

You get pretty annoyed when DH asks for a bite of whatever you're eating. Who does he think he is?

toddabunny

Your lying in bed and need to change sides but it's just too much effort

backwoodsbarbie2k15

You cant get out of your car because you parked too close to the gas pump and cant open the door all the way... (Baby bump problems)

justkeeptrying

You put on one boot and don't have the energy to bend down to put on the other. Worst thing at the end of a work day is changing from my flats into my winter boots. Go away winter!!! I live in Canada. I'm stuck with it for a while still...

zacire

When you try to squeeze through a small area and think you are sucking in and your stomach hits everything

gkrenzel

louloutte87 said:

You need a fork lift truck to get you out of the car or up off the sofa!

DH keeps saying he just wants to tip me over on the couch, thinks it would be funny...I probably couldn't get up haha Like a beetle stuck on it's back.
Luckily he knows better than to mess with me right now!

tots325

Lol my hubby calls me a turtle when I struggle getting up but I just laugh about it because I know it's only going to get worse lol.

blankenbakerh

When you can't eat without getting nauseous every time you eat, can't finish a meal, have to switch sides 50 times a night, pee every 5 minutes and can't walk without feeling like there is a bowling ball lodged in your lady bits! Lol

louloutte87

When sleeping on your stomach becomes a distant, loving memory!

seamama525

You grunt every time you stand up or bend over.
You fall asleep on the couch every night and no longer can sleep in.
Naps however come very easily to you.
You want to meet your baby but also are dreading labor the closer it gets.

mrussell85

You feel like you really need to pee but hardly anything comes out..

babyas15

Feeling sleepy and tired regardless of how early you go to sleep the night before due to all the tossing and turning.

cawleyva

Can't breath unless you are standing or on your side.

gherkins

Your indigestion is so bad you constantly feel like the food is creeping up your throat. No matter how little/what you eat.
May as well have that pizza.

mstarr222

You get back in bed breathing like a you ran a 5k after making a trip to pee for the 9297373th time.

chavez2685

When I cough (which is very often since I've got a cold right now) and my belly button pops up like the done "button" on a turkey! Hubby says don't push it just yet! He (the baby) needs to cook some more

thevakid

Walking up 1 flight of stairs and your winded only half way!

thevakid

laughing or sneezing, then farting...oh yea... PEEING

thevakid

Pregnancy brain, thats my story, and im sticking to it!!!!

angeladevito

Not giving myself enough space to open public bathroom doors and belly gets in the way...

rissamonster87

When you decide to take a relaxing warm bubble bath, then you realize that you need your DH to hoist you out.

hollanr3

You try to turn around with your cart in the grocery store only to get stuck and have to back up and move forward three times to make a full u turn all while you're holding people up...

Speaking of grocery shopping! Has anyone else found the grocery cart a potential hazard lately? I'm so afraid someone is going to run into me and BAM I take the grocery handle to the belly!

mrswynn2014

When you can't put on your own socks! When is it going to be flip flop season?

mhilpisch10

catsNbooks said:

You get pretty annoyed when DH asks for a bite of whatever you're eating. Who does he think he is?

I just read this to my husband (we chuckled) and then he took a bite of my ice cream!!!!

hillaryjosephine

When you can rest your Boobs on your belly!! Too big for anything

monay1987

Being far from a restroom and the fact I am always thirsty upper back pains and not being able to do a lot of housework

AshSturgis

When you have to sit and rest because you're out of breath from changing the sheets on the bed.

cocomumu

Thanks ladies! I needed this laugh today. It reminds me I'm not alone!!