FFFC

Talltrees82

Give me something juicy! Or just give me something.

Talltrees82

DH is going to be away Saturday night and I'm actually really excited. I'm going to get sushi for dinner and when LO goes to bed I'm going to work on my scrapbook. And have the bed all to myself.

My Saturday nights are super exciting.

Talltrees82

I wear long johns as pants around the house.

I used to sew tabs on my dish towels to hang them up but now I just cut holes in them.

I've crapped my pants a few times since having LO.

I sweep all the crumbs from the high chair onto the floor so the dog eats them and I don't have to clean them up.

Dixon813

I wish we had a dog mostly to eat liams crumbs.

I'm home with liam and haven't worked a 5 day work week since before Christmas and won't until the end of February (due to conferences/pres day) and I don't hate it

Dixon813

It's also nice timing to be home today because we host a super bowl party so I can use today to clean and prep!

ladygali

I wish someone else cleaned up LOs crumbs but not bad enough to get a dog.

Abcollins57

Ever since LO came along, I think my husband is an incompetent moron.

ladygali

I always wanted two kids, but I think a second kid might end our marriage.

hlm184

Once, when some poop-crumbs fell onto the floor out of the diaper I was changing, I just had the dog take care of it for me.

I have made it 10 months EBF and really have no interest in stopping, but I'm considering using formula so I can get some time to myself.  I can pump about an ounce a day and that is making me sad.

BADASBKRCK

I haven't filled out DD's baby book at all

lisabugg444

Talltrees82 said:

I wear long johns as pants around the house.

I used to sew tabs on my dish towels to hang them up but now I just cut holes in them.

I've crapped my pants a few times since having LO.

I sweep all the crumbs from the high chair onto the floor so the dog eats them and I don't have to clean them up.

I love how you snuck that "crapped my pants" one in. I've peed through my underwear several times since childbirth, usually after a cough or sneeze. I always look at LO and say "this is your fault."

yellowflower15

DD is potty trained, but sometimes has a tiny accident. She gets upset about it and I say "It's okay, I've had worse."

Talltrees82

mommyofmac said:

Talltrees82 said:

DH is going to be away Saturday night and I'm actually really excited. I'm going to get sushi for dinner and when LO goes to bed I'm going to work on my scrapbook. And have the bed all to myself.

My Saturday nights are super exciting.

I've been mentioning this a lot lately it seems like....I'm pretty sure we are best friends IRL. you remind me so much of myself!

That's awesome! Internet twins

BADASBKRCK

I feel bad that my husband is usually the one to take care of DD when she is up really late or wakes up in the middle of the night. Last night he was up with her until 6am while she was vomiting. I mean,  I feel bad, but at the same time I am secretly glad he doesn't wake me up to take my turn (even though I keep telling him to)

Sporty1216

Talltrees82 said:

DH is going to be away Saturday night and I'm actually really excited. I'm going to get sushi for dinner and when LO goes to bed I'm going to work on my scrapbook. And have the bed all to myself.

My Saturday nights are super exciting.

I feel ya on this one! When my DH went out of town for 2 nights on business, I was sad to see him go, but excited for eating whatever I wanted when I wanted, letting the house go, and watching whatver I wanted on tv. I was glad when he came back, but I gotta say, it was fun doing whatever! Enjoy your Saturday night!

Sporty1216

I have made it 10 months EBF and really have no interest in stopping, but I'm considering using formula so I can get some time to myself.  I can pump about an ounce a day and that is making me sad.

I'm in the same spot. I need about two bottles a week for while I am at work and I can't pump at work due to my schedule. Hoping I can eek out enough here and there to make it to a year and cow's milk freedom. I'd like to keep nursing until LO is ready to be done, but not having to worry about having a bottle pumped every time I leave him will be a huge relief.

Holljade

I told my husband last night that sometimes it really bothers me that he is attractive.

It honestly does- too much pressure!!

Like I wish he has a beer belly or SOMETHING.

What is wrong with me.

JWest07

Haha! My H does have a beer belly, but I still apologize to him all of the time for not being pretty.

zazu13

Sometimes I type replies to threads then I censor myself and click back instead of post reply.

BADASBKRCK

zazu13 said:

Sometimes I type replies to threads then I censor myself and click back instead of post reply.

Sometimes I SHOULD do that and dont

Sporty1216

zazu13 said:

Sometimes I type replies to threads then I censor myself and click back instead of post reply.

Me too! And then the reply stays in the reply box anyway. And so then I'm afraid it'll accidentally post. And then I have to come up with something else to post so it'll clear. This is why I lurked for so long. Haha.

yellowflower15

I was reading this thread, got to the bottom and saw a posting sitting in the reply box that I had not posted

zazu13

yellowflower15 said:

I was reading this thread, got to the bottom and saw a posting sitting in the reply box that I had not posted

Post it

twohunts

I love it when my husband works late or falls asleep early. Give me a glass of wine, sushi, a sleeping child/husband, and a Friday night and I will show you a happy girl. Ps. Slowly coming our of creepy lurker status.

yellowflower15

zazu13 said:

yellowflower15 said:

I was reading this thread, got to the bottom and saw a posting sitting in the reply box that I had not posted

Post it

I deleted it to post that! And I don't remember what it was.

Abcollins57

Holljade said:

I told my husband last night that sometimes it really bothers me that he is attractive.

It honestly does- too much pressure!!

Like I wish he has a beer belly or SOMETHING.

What is wrong with me.

I could totally trade you!

BADASBKRCK

One last fffc before midnight. I am ridiculously obsessed with this forum. I'm sorry I post waaaay too much, but I can't help myself. I wish I had joined sooner because I have a lot of pent up " omg I have a baby too" stored up and no one else to share with.

BADASBKRCK

Ps-so thanks for patiently putting up with me everyone!

hordol

BADASBKRCK said:

I feel bad that my husband is usually the one to take care of DD when she is up really late or wakes up in the middle of the night. Last night he was up with her until 6am while she was vomiting. I mean,  I feel bad, but at the same time I am secretly glad he doesn't wake me up to take my turn (even though I keep telling him to)

This is me too. DH does more than his fair share, especially at night. I feel so guilty but he honestly likes getting up with LO. It's so nice cause it takes me forever to fall asleep and it only takes DH like 2 seconds, so there's that. But I offered to sleep train DS so that DH could get some sleep too and he was all "No!! The pediatrician said it was fine if it didn't bother me!!!" And I was all....okay? Lol.