Drunk baby

reneamac313

Omg guise. I ate at a French restaurant earlier and had strawberries with this whipped cream sauce with brandy in it. Do you think my baby could be drunk? She's moving around a lot now... I'm a FTM. I'm just not sure.

twinklymama

Must be in labor.





Hahahahahaha!

crispywheats

I think it's hereditary. Do you get dancy with brandy? Or Brandy for that matter?

cndupree15

I'm glad there is still humor here. Doubtful that your baby is drunk. Especially when tons of midwifes and doctors say that a glass of wine is acceptable.

krysmill

I think you should call your Dr right away!!!

srcr2011

I heard of baby AA, you might want to
Look into it before its too late

reneamac313

Thanks for the advice! I don't feel anything sticking out so I don't think I'm in labor yet. Things should feel squishy, right?

That's a good idea @srcr2011‌! Know of any good places where I am?

scgmama

Your cervix will feel ripe and juicy if you're going into labor.

kbelly777

you'll also have handfuls of water coming out of your vagina hole.

ajareiny

More likely baby's on a sugar high!

srcr2011

Try smoking pot to calm you baby down. I only do it when I'm trying to sleep and she wakes me with her kicks to my ribs or vagina. Its totes ok, I did it with my first pregnancy and he's fine