FFFC

shellbell3845

Confess. Now.

Codypup

Whenever anybody tailgates me, my immediate instinct is to go the exact speed limit instead of speeding up. I will not be peer pressured!!!!!!

Codypup

If I need a sip of water, I will use a glass and then replace that glass back into the cupboard without washing it.

shellbell3845

Codypup said:

If I need a sip of water, I will use a glass and then replace that glass back into the cupboard without washing it.

Ew. #nevervisitingyou

Karlamo

We all know my lack of experience with men.  Years ago we had a dinner party with friends.  Over dinner I was chatting with a friends husband and I said how funny it must be to walk into the men's bathroom and see a bunch of naked butts at the urinals.  He just stared at me and then said " men don't pull down their pants to pee, they use their zipper" 

I felt so dumb.  Of course that's what they do.  Can you imagine if I taught R to pull down his pants to pee!!

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Karlamo

Bookshelves said:

In my fantasy world, I create an app/filter that lets moms and MILs (especially MILs) comment on your Facebook photos and status updates, and it shows up like normal on their feeds, but is invisible to everyone else. Win-win-win!

Both our moms say the same thing in every comment on R.  "he's so cute", "I want to hold him".  It's annoying.

JackieP1023

I have to have a different glass for each type of drink-and I don't reuse milk glasses. MH will use one glass all day, for tea, water, milk, whatever. Some days I can go through 4 or 5 glasses, if I have milk for each meal, and something else (juice, water) in between.

djtippietoes

I have worn Ugg boots to work every day this week.  

shellbell3845

armfruit said:

I went through and blocked all my pregnant friends from my news feed. None of them are real friends and I'm so annoyed by all their false expectations for motherhood. I know I had them too. But it was either block them or unwarranted advice.

Sometimes I'm disappointed that my expectations turned out to be false.

shellbell3845

I'm drinking a mimosa.

narcissticbeaut

I ran out of pretzels yesterday so I finished my hummus with my fingers "> it was so good I couldn't waste the extra hummus

Karlamo

armfruit said:

I went through and blocked all my pregnant friends from my news feed. None of them are real friends and I'm so annoyed by all their false expectations for motherhood. I know I had them too. But it was either block them or unwarranted advice.

Our friend just had a baby in Oct and before he was born she was bragging how he'd be STTN by 12 weeks.  He's 2 months now and she hasn't gotten more than a few hours of sleep.  I enjoy her FB posts where she talks about how hard motherhood is and how exhasuted she is.

 

Codypup

Bookshelves said:

I consider @ChiaWombat‌ my spirit animal, and we have been chatting on a fairly regular basis for a long time now. Yet I was super nervous to meet her last weekend. What if she didn't like me? What if she thinks I'm a nerd?! So I was super relieved after our GTG when she continued texting me as normal. Maybe she does think I'm a nerd, but apparently she still likes me. [whew]

I did this with @shellbell3845! 

Codypup

DreamingBabies said:

@codypup I get leaving a water glass on the counter for later that day, but putting it back in the cabinet is gross.  What if you have a friend over and they use the same glass that you made dirty?

LOL I really didn't expect this FFFC to be so scandalous! It's just water! And it's normally "my" cup, not our fancy guest glasses.

BUT OMG I just remembered that @CD7211 is coming over this weekend!!!! Bad timing for this confession...I'm going to have to run the dishwasher and offer her a fresh glass out of the clean dishwasher to prove it's not contaminated. 

narcissticbeaut

its casual friday at work. and my comfy jeans haven't been washed in like over a week (because they're comfy jeans that fit better after being worn) so i just sprayed them with fabreeze and threw them in the dryer

good as new 

Firefly9

Bookshelves said:

In my fantasy world, I create an app/filter that lets moms and MILs (especially MILs) comment on your Facebook photos and status updates, and it shows up like normal on their feeds, but is invisible to everyone else. Win-win-win!

I support this idea!!!  I'd fund you, too.

Codypup

TyrannosaurusLex said:

adinashoshana said:

I'm that girl in yoga class who doesn't wear underwear. But don't worry, I don't wear that thick, flowy shit. I always check to ensure that there is no camel toe action.

I only wear underwear with jeans. If I'm in stretch pants, yoga pants, sweat pants, workout pants... I go commando.

...I honestly thought this was the norm.

WHAT! Maybe my FFFC is that I always wear underwear. Like even to bed.

djtippietoes

LaurLaurLaur said:

adinashoshana said:

I'm that girl in yoga class who doesn't wear underwear. But don't worry, I don't wear that thick, flowy shit. I always check to ensure that there is no camel toe action.

I only wear underwear with jeans. If I'm in stretch pants, yoga pants, sweat pants, workout pants... I go commando.

I am sort of the opposite of this.  If I'm wearing jeans, I have to wear a thong.  But I can wear regular underwear with the other types of pants.

Codypup

I HATE thongs. I own exactly one and can't tell you the last time I've worn it. I can vividly recall wondering why people voluntarily put strings up their butts.

Team Granny Panties.

Codypup

Bookshelves said:

DreamingBabies said:

If you hate thongs, you're wearing the wrong kind!  My favorites are the stretch lace ones.  

Lace in my ass-crack sounds even worse!

Did I ever tell you guys my spray-tan thong story? (Probably. We've been here forever.)

I do not recall this story. Please to tell.

shellbell3845

Bookshelves said:

Speaking of underwear, I have a New Year's Resolution to replace mine sometime. Like... all of it. Probably time to start fresh. Shit's looking ratty. There are a couple pairs in there that I *think* date to college, and I am no spring chicken.  ~:>

This is where I am. I have replaced 5 pairs so far (well, I bought 5 new pairs. I haven't actually gotten rid of any yet.) I bet if I dig around in my underwear drawer, I'll find brand new stuff. But anything with words on the patootie? It's gotta go.

inluv4life2

DreamingBabies said:

TyrannosaurusLex said:

LaurLaurLaur said:

adinashoshana said:

I'm that girl in yoga class who doesn't wear underwear. But don't worry, I don't wear that thick, flowy shit. I always check to ensure that there is no camel toe action.

I only wear underwear with jeans. If I'm in stretch pants, yoga pants, sweat pants, workout pants... I go commando.

...I honestly thought this was the norm.

+1

I wish I could go commando! I'm too ...juicy? for that. And even though my bladder is mostly under control, it's a guarantee that the day I go commando is the day i leak during an intense plow pose!

Karlamo

Did mamosey ever tell you all that we planned our own baby shower?  Her mom wanted to throw a shower for her only daughter, very sweet; except she didn't want to do the work.  So she had us find the venue, pick the food, get the cake etc... Every step of the way we tried getting her involved and she kept saying "what ever you girls want is fine with me." 

So after hearing that 20 times we went ahead and threw ourselves a kick ass shower.  It was at a restaraunt with buffet lunch and open bar.  Afterwards, several of our guests told us it was the best shower they attended!

I'm ready......flame away

:-SS

spicysurro

Codypup said:

DreamingBabies said:

@codypup I get leaving a water glass on the counter for later that day, but putting it back in the cabinet is gross.  What if you have a friend over and they use the same glass that you made dirty?

LOL I really didn't expect this FFFC to be so scandalous! It's just water! And it's normally "my" cup, not our fancy guest glasses.

BUT OMG I just remembered that @CD7211 is coming over this weekend!!!! Bad timing for this confession...I'm going to have to run the dishwasher and offer her a fresh glass out of the clean dishwasher to prove it's not contaminated. 

This made me literally laugh out loud! I don't think its gross, its just water. 

shellbell3845

CD7211 said:

Codypup said:

DreamingBabies said:

@codypup I get leaving a water glass on the counter for later that day, but putting it back in the cabinet is gross.  What if you have a friend over and they use the same glass that you made dirty?

LOL I really didn't expect this FFFC to be so scandalous! It's just water! And it's normally "my" cup, not our fancy guest glasses.

BUT OMG I just remembered that @CD7211 is coming over this weekend!!!! Bad timing for this confession...I'm going to have to run the dishwasher and offer her a fresh glass out of the clean dishwasher to prove it's not contaminated. 

This made me literally laugh out loud! I don't think its gross, its just water. 

It's just water....from a cup @Codypup‌ licked.

Codypup

shellbell3845 said:

Codypup said:

DreamingBabies said:

@codypup I get leaving a water glass on the counter for later that day, but putting it back in the cabinet is gross.  What if you have a friend over and they use the same glass that you made dirty?

LOL I really didn't expect this FFFC to be so scandalous! It's just water! And it's normally "my" cup, not our fancy guest glasses.

BUT OMG I just remembered that @CD7211 is coming over this weekend!!!! Bad timing for this confession...I'm going to have to run the dishwasher and offer her a fresh glass out of the clean dishwasher to prove it's not contaminated. 

This made me literally laugh out loud! I don't think its gross, its just water. 

It's just water....from a cup @Codypup‌ licked.

I just LOLed at the visual of me licking our water glasses and placing them back into the cupboard. And then I LOLed even harder at the thought of my H walking in on me licking our dishware. 

spicysurro

shellbell3845 said:

Codypup said:

DreamingBabies said:

@codypup I get leaving a water glass on the counter for later that day, but putting it back in the cabinet is gross.  What if you have a friend over and they use the same glass that you made dirty?

LOL I really didn't expect this FFFC to be so scandalous! It's just water! And it's normally "my" cup, not our fancy guest glasses.

BUT OMG I just remembered that @CD7211 is coming over this weekend!!!! Bad timing for this confession...I'm going to have to run the dishwasher and offer her a fresh glass out of the clean dishwasher to prove it's not contaminated. 

This made me literally laugh out loud! I don't think its gross, its just water. 

It's just water....from a cup @Codypup‌ licked.

Oh I missed the part where she said she uses it then puts it back. Well I trust her to not give me a contaminated petri dish of a glass. 

shellbell3845

CD7211 said:

shellbell3845 said:

CD7211 said:

Codypup said:

DreamingBabies said:

@codypup I get leaving a water glass on the counter for later that day, but putting it back in the cabinet is gross.  What if you have a friend over and they use the same glass that you made dirty?

LOL I really didn't expect this FFFC to be so scandalous! It's just water! And it's normally "my" cup, not our fancy guest glasses.

BUT OMG I just remembered that @CD7211 is coming over this weekend!!!! Bad timing for this confession...I'm going to have to run the dishwasher and offer her a fresh glass out of the clean dishwasher to prove it's not contaminated. 

This made me literally laugh out loud! I don't think its gross, its just water. 

It's just water....from a cup @Codypup‌ licked.


Oh I missed the part where she said she uses it then puts it back. Well I trust her to not give me a contaminated petri dish of a glass. 

Bring your own. #safetyfirst

spicysurro

Codypup said:

I just LOLed at the visual of me licking our water glasses and placing them back into the cupboard. And then I LOLed even harder at the thought of my H walking in on me licking our dishware. 

Please be doing this when I walk in... ill have my camera ready on my phone!

djtippietoes

elf828 said:

I can't wear full-butt-covering underwear with pants when I'm leaving the house. Too bulky. But when I get home and pull on my sweats I slip on my granny panties first. I know how sad my PP ass looks in thongs but I can't have all that fabric back there so I just don't walk around in them - I put my pants on super fast.

Yes!  This exactly.

iwubrory

What's the deal with maternity undies? It never occurred to me to get them with either pregnancy. What am I missing out on?