GTKY: What is in your bedside table drawer?

ifwisheswerefishes

Christmas almost ate me but I have emerged once again with only minor scathing...and now I want to know stuff about you guys. 

This was a question that we asked at a friend's Christmas party. We all wrote it down on slips of paper and then guessed the person based on what was in their drawer. Weirdly fun. 

So...what's in your drawer? 

TeresaWE

Hehe, no drawer, but I have a box and it's locked.

bim38106

top drawer: prenatals, antihistamine, lotion, chapstick, pen and paper.
middle drawer: books I'm reading or want to read soon.
bottom drawer: lube and sex toys

ifwisheswerefishes

sassycassieb said:

Lube.

Now if you're asking what's in my box of secrets in the closet, that's another story .

There used to be lube in my bedside drawer. And then my toddler made pretty pretty art on our bedspread with it. And now there is no lube in that drawer. 

Candy, the remote, a random postcard from a zoo that DH and I visited on our first anniversary, and a very tiny glass turtle. 

abcdefghijk12345678

I don't have a bedside drawer, but I have a lot of fun things in my closet.

MigdaliaRose

Lube, a ribbon, baby mittens my sister got the baby, and a short story DH wrote for my birthday that makes me cry every time, in a good way.

KatD2011

Crap load of meds, assorted charging cables, hand cream, lip chap, Kobo, and and a box of lady fun

ifwisheswerefishes

Am I the only person in the world without a lady fun toy next to the bed? 

ELauren88

ChapStick, Kleenex, hairties, bobby pins, earrings, book, and phone charger. I'm exciting, I know.

ChristyM87

Lube and condoms. The other stuff is too big to fit in a drawer

jlbaker08

@ifwisheswerefishes you're not the only one!  mine aren't in the bedside drawer, they are in the cabinet in the bathroom.  My bedside table has an empty brownie brittle bag, various useless remote controls, 3 unopened packs of birth control and some stationary

laurabroder

Hand lotion, foot lotion, vaseline lip stuff, a couple daily reader inspirational books, and lube.

wells2010

I don't have a drawer... Just a table. It has a lamp and a crappy alarm clock on it. I'm boring, but we staged our house and I don't think lube and sex toys would have upped the resale value!

c-elizabethf

I don't have a drawer but I have a beside table with a lamp, my water jug, prenatals, heartburn medicine, my Nikon camera, and air freshener. I also usually have my bible but it's on the table right now.

jgrace82

Top drawer: jewelry, misc. medications, chargers for devices.
Bottom drawer: multiple toys, lubes, tp, vynal restraint tape, edible massage oils, you know, basics.

kacdanz

No drawer but my nightstand has about 4 empty bottles of water, Tylenol, tums, stool softener, vitamin d supplements, prenatal vitamins, and fiber supplements. Oh yeah and unisom and zofran! All pregnancy related needs!

muffyvonmuff

ChristyM87

ashslatts524 said:

Condoms. Which we apparently didn't remember back in October.

Lol. We were purposely trying but aren't going to throw out 2 boxes of condoms

c-elizabethf

ashslatts524 said:

ifwisheswerefishes said:

Am I the only person in the world without a lady fun toy next to the bed? 

I don't have one either @ifwisheswerefishes‌!

I don't have one at all and never have lol

JennyJensing

A remote that doesn't work and a book on breastfeeding. Bottom drawer has the fun goodies in it

PeepingTom

I have a night table. It has my lamp, a little pink fan, my Bose speaker box, an Xbox One controller, a remote, 2 dominos my daughter placed, a jewelry box my kids gave me for Christmas, and a 1 cup measuring cup.

law&order

Chapstick, ear plugs, hair ties, Kleenex, and a few cards with sentimental value. 

kleinjm1

Oh goodness so much random stuff it's crazy. My DH is very a type and a tad OCD so this is the one place in the house that's all mine. If he opened the drawers his head would literally pop off as nothing in it makes sense haha! Funny though when I was in college up until I got married I always had smarties in my top drawer. I would literally buy a bag and dump it in there. No reason other than I just like them and would munch on them while reading in bed.

sutavim2

Top drawer: prenatal vitamins, Chapstick, phone charger, and my toys
Middle: pjs, yoga pants and tank tops
Bottom: bathing suits and more yoga pants

MisSmartyPants

Progesterone suppositories, chop stick, lotion, lube and a buzzing pink toy ;-)

LadyAnnibal

My coupon binder, tape, command hooks, and mail.

oneblessedmess

I don't have a drawer, but on my bedside table I keep my phone, a lamp, my Bible, and my Kindle. There is also usually a glass from whatever I was drinking before bed.

Now, the shelf UNDER my table has a decorative box that holds mine and DH's adult items- condoms, toys, games, and books.

smagglebit

Um...just straight up naughty sexy time stuff

cwallacego

I have a bedside basket so my toys are in my dresser drawer. In my basket I have vapor rub, burts bees, Kleenex, breath right strips and an eye mask. I'm super sexy at night with my strips and vapor rub under my nose

EmMilAlly

A piece of pizza! Well last night it did - I was so tired and hungry last night I brought a slice wrapped in foil to bed to eat while watching tv. Put it in the drawer so the dogs wouldn't beg for it while I settled in, and passed out before I took a bite. Tonight I went to get my charger and there it was. Gross!

intensivepurposes

Hair bands, because it's the only place in the house the damned cats can't get them, Vicks, chapstick, and my Hitachi. I think that if the house was on fire and I could only save one possession it would be that vibrator.

squeakyfrog15

Pain medicine from previous surges and such, letters from DH and old glasses!

amhoover88

Top drawer chap stick, misc. chargers, a magazine and kindle. Bottom drawer has the fun stuff

KellyinHB

• Basal body temp thermometer and spreadsheets to track everything - SOOOOO glad I don't have to do that anymore!
  
• buzzing lady toy
  
• Gift cards from wedding gifts
• Book - the Happiness Project.  I really need to read this.

yelah250

Tylenol, random candy, lip gloss, lotion, phone cables, iPad, hair ties, book.

My kids go into all my stuff. Couldn't keep lube or sex toys anywhere like that!

beepity

Top: Chapstick, bible, iPad, book light, inhaler, pens, ponytail holders, a sharpie and some pictures

Bottom: a blanket and a keepsake box with every letter DH wrote me whenever he was deployed.

The lube is on his side

saucywench

About 5 different chopsticks, rice cakes, prenatals and other medicine, random cords, my bible and other books, and a fingernail file. No lube or dildos over here! I also sound super vanilla (:|

@beepity‌ I also have the letter my husband left for me from this past deployment, how could I forget!

steen9713

To much crap to name... But mostly mail, that I need to go through and sort. I hope to organize it this weekend as we prepare and pack for our move.

travelmama

At the moment it's got my sexy time toys, two universal power adapters, icy hot for my shoulder, a cat toy, and three old pairs of glasses. On top of the dresser are empty Gatorade bottles, the wrapper to a protein bar and the candy cane painting thay DD made in preschool.

ahsile10

ifwisheswerefishes said:

Am I the only person in the world without a lady fun toy next to the bed? 

Nope. I was starting to feel the same way.

ahsile10

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