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February 2013 Moms
singingsea
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I need to write a book
singingsea
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The things my kid says cracks my shit up.
After DH got home from work I went upstairs to change out of work clothes into something comfortable aka my PJs. When I come down stairs Kieran sees me and exclaims, "Cool Megan!" LOL what?
He criticizes my driving "Whoa mommy slow down."
He outs me. "Mommy farts. Stinky!"
He brings me wine. At Thanksgiving, in front of my whole family. He pulled a wine bottle out of my aunt's wine rack and brings it to me. "Here mommy!" I died.
He thinks he's Gandalf. Anything that looks like a staff. "You shall not pass!"
"My winkle." (What he calls his penis) "Daddy winkle."
"Yes honey daddy has a winkle"
"Mommy winkle!"
"No mommy doesn't have a winkle. Mommy is a girl."
"Store." (I should just go and buy one)
What funny things have your kids been saying/doing lately?
After DH got home from work I went upstairs to change out of work clothes into something comfortable aka my PJs. When I come down stairs Kieran sees me and exclaims, "Cool Megan!" LOL what?
He criticizes my driving "Whoa mommy slow down."
He outs me. "Mommy farts. Stinky!"
He brings me wine. At Thanksgiving, in front of my whole family. He pulled a wine bottle out of my aunt's wine rack and brings it to me. "Here mommy!" I died.
He thinks he's Gandalf. Anything that looks like a staff. "You shall not pass!"
"My winkle." (What he calls his penis) "Daddy winkle."
"Yes honey daddy has a winkle"
"Mommy winkle!"
"No mommy doesn't have a winkle. Mommy is a girl."
"Store." (I should just go and buy one)
What funny things have your kids been saying/doing lately?
Married: August 2008
DS born: February 2013
TTC #2: Nov. 14
Chemical pregnancy 09/16/15
BFP: 12/25/15 EDD: 09/04/16
DS born: February 2013
TTC #2: Nov. 14
Chemical pregnancy 09/16/15
BFP: 12/25/15 EDD: 09/04/16
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Re: I need to write a book
If I fart she says "Poo stinky mommy!"
ETA: I thought of another thing. After watching me burp DS, sometimes she will get a baby doll and pat its back like she's burping it. Then she'll fake burp really loud. It's so funny.
First round of Clomid in May 2012= BFP #1, DD born January 2013
BFP #2 in January 2014, DS born September 2014
DD saw DH getting out of the shower this weekend. She pointed to his business and said "Daddy, turtle!" Then chased him akwardly around our bedroom while he attempted to get dressed. I was dying...DH was not so amused. He decided he can no longer be naked in her company.
She calls Christmas ornaments balls, so when we got our tree over the weekend, I asked her what we should put on it, and her response was "Balls! LOTS of balls!"
And DH took her to see Big Hero 6 awhile ago, and the next morning he asked her what she wanted to do and she said "watch robot." He aske if she meant Baymax and her response was "Yes. Love Baymax! Watch Baymax all day!"
Oh and the other night she was feeding the degus and DH took one out for her to pet and she kept saying "Sooooooo cuuuuuuute!!!" in a really high pitched voice and giving him kisses. :-)
DS born: February 2013
TTC #2: Nov. 14
Chemical pregnancy 09/16/15
BFP: 12/25/15 EDD: 09/04/16
omg! I'm laughing and at the same time....
DS born: February 2013
TTC #2: Nov. 14
Chemical pregnancy 09/16/15
BFP: 12/25/15 EDD: 09/04/16
DS born: February 2013
TTC #2: Nov. 14
Chemical pregnancy 09/16/15
BFP: 12/25/15 EDD: 09/04/16
"Peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time! Oh yeah, of yeah, oh yeah!"
Which in E speak sounds like "peabubber peabubber, yoh yah you yah!". All completed with this funny little booty shake and shoulder shimmy. Yep. My son dances like a white boy, just like his father. With three left feet!
He has also learned boobies. Now every time I'm nursing the baby he comes up and pats my boobs saying, " nice boobies, nice, nice."