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If that story had been you you could have been tawdry Audrey @audrey1787

chiboo9

I'm supposed to be wrapping Christmas presents but I can't get off the couch. I blame my productivity pants.

sparkymcgeee

Oh the may thread is driving me absolutely crazy. I seriously have a hard time with the FTM "I'll never" statements and the "well I'm 'this' so I know what it's like to be a mom" justification for the "I'll never" statements. I feel like it diminishes the role of a mother when people who aren't mothers KNOW what it's like. 

dontgiveupnomatterwhat

Thank you for the ::hugs:: ladies.

@PrimRoseMama‌
I'm so sorry your MIL is a wretched wench. You don't deserve that

PrimRoseMama

sparkymcgeee said:

Oh the may thread is driving me absolutely crazy. I seriously have a hard time with the FTM "I'll never" statements and the "well I'm 'this' so I know what it's like to be a mom" justification for the "I'll never" statements. I feel like it diminishes the role of a mother when people who aren't mothers KNOW what it's like. 

Thank you! I am rolling my eyes at these people. The Trout Slap of Reality will fall swiftly.

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Stacey099

Congrats @Byjove03‌!
:-q to all the pain @Encchanted‌
Unable to open the link but still got super teary eyed just reading the words in the link @sparkymcgeee‌. Can not imagine seeing in person!
Nooo @lizabethann06‌!! Hope for a speedy recovery!

Behind as usual. Still on page 4. G has been napping for 2hrs 15mins....sooo nervous!

Stacey099

I wonder what kind of veggies they are @simone711‌. Now I wonder if I may have brought in something smelly :-SS

PrimRoseMama

This "it's not necessary" about BF photos on FB is making me ragey. It's no more "necessary" than someone's fucking sandwhich or goddamn gym routine. FFS there is nothing indecent about it. >.<

PrimRoseMama

ramy3 said:

sparkymcgeee said:

Oh the may thread is driving me absolutely crazy. I seriously have a hard time with the FTM "I'll never" statements and the "well I'm 'this' so I know what it's like to be a mom" justification for the "I'll never" statements. I feel like it diminishes the role of a mother when people who aren't mothers KNOW what it's like. 

The nanny person also is the one who said a few weeks ago that homosexuals are persecuting Christians in this county.

Which one Mayflowers35?

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What a long day! Dinner is prepared and ready to be eaten when LO and I are hungry and the kitchen has been cleaned. All the laundry is finished but not put away, ugh. One more thing to do before I can sit down and relax!!!

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lancomechica

Byjove03 said:

@lancomechica I need some spa help, and thought you might be the gal. DH and I want to get a couples massage this weekend with a tub soak before hand. We were going to try the Salamander Spa in Middleburg, but they are booked. Do you know anyone else in the area that does one?

Did you check Landsdowne Resort?  They may do it too.

PrimRoseMama

"To each their own-- but not you, NIP! Cover up or you are annoying & pushing it."

Post-it's. :-w

PrimRoseMama

ramy3 said:

@PrimRoseMama now we're supposed to inform the people around us that we're about to "whip it out" so they can avert their eyes if they want to. Yeah. Cause that isn't begging for more attention than just nursing your kid.

I tell you!! The stupid is just out of control. It will be a cold day in hell before I advertise I'm about to breast feed. Fuck that! Fuck that all to bloody hell.

fabk

Appparently my morning post didn't work.
Long day. Mh is away hunting, but got what he was looking for so now he is done for the year!!!!

%teething. Alex is a clingy mess.

jennipalmer

@maryannespier and others interested in BF pictures. This is my favorite ever! My friend Suzy in Las Vegas is a photographer but she is the model in this one Lisa J Holloway is photographer. Her daughter is about 2 yrs old in this picture.
FYI this is on many photographer sites and they give permission for sharing.

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@econmama obviously not convenient in public, but I heard side lying nursing is easier for women with large breasts if that is something you hadn't tried and wanted to next time

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Just out of curiosity can you lie on your stomach? I've wondered how that works. 

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My son was a dragon for his first Halloween. I took a selfie breastfeeding him while he was dressed in costume & texted it to my sisters with "Mother of Dragons" written under it. I just couldn't resist the opportunity. (Game of Thrones reference)

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I love the idea of breastfeeding shoots. It really does become such a big part of your life. 

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Must be impossible to buy a top and bottom set like for a bikini or pajamas. 

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But you don't have to worry about the bottom of your bikini top coming up over your boobs when you raise your arms because there is little there for it to grip to.

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Grass is always greener in someone else's bra.

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sorry guys - maybe a boob holder for bfing should be someone's million dollar idea. 

fabk

Big boob faction. Swim suit shopping is hell. I have no ass/hips but a monster chest. It makes no sense.
I couldn't bf in bed either. Sitting up holding the boob while the kid was held in place by a pillow was how we rolled.

I still recall mil saying I dress slutty because you could tell I had boobs no matter what I wore. :-?

fabk

PickleX said:

sorry guys - maybe a boob holder for bfing should be someone's million dollar idea. 

Remember back when we all were still expecting and someone posted about a bunch of bfing must haves? I remember there being a boob wedge type thing for sleeping. It kept your boobs from pushing together. I laughed and thought it was bizarre. 

There were many, many nights I wished I had this in the last year. Many, many nights.

coco2787

Ooh big boob faction! :-h
I was a 32 DD pre-baby but I'm more like a small D now. Ridiculous huge for the first few months of BFing. I also have no ass or hips (I shop in the Juniors section for pants X_X ) so dress and swimsuit shopping has always been interesting.

jennipalmer

I am part of boob faction! I am hoping to one day get a reduction I am currently a 38DD, 4 months post BF.

dontgiveupnomatterwhat

My thoughts on BFing in public and any laws that come with that...why....WHY is it so hard to just look away? Why should you be staring to the point it offends you that a mother is feeding her child. Why should she announce she is about to feed her child? Perhaps, I will start announcing out loud before I partake in ingesting anything as well....because it's not fair to my child.
I feel like more people should be concerned by the amount of mothers who DONT feed their child...not how a mother feeds her child.
There shouldn't even be a breastfeeding argument. It's the dumbest disagreement among humanity.

martyn17

I was with my friend who is working very hard to breastfeed her 5 week old. She's very comfortable with nursing on front of me, and I watched her little guy unlatch and kind of snuggle onto her boob. I remember that so clearly from T's infant nursing days and it gave me all the feelings. :x

I am starting *starting* to get the baby rabies but I have to say I am glad to just be a DD again. Those pregnancy boobs and early nursing boobs were crazy!

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biggunsbo said:

Where's the deflated boob faction?

Yahoo- FINALLY made a faction!

martyn17

biggunsbo said:

Where's the deflated boob faction?

:-h

ashie624

Just caught up on spam from today and I forgot most of what I was going to say.

Big breasts faction here

I had today off so Zoe and I went to MILS and we made some cookies. We have peanut butter blossoms and sugar cookies. Yumm.

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Fried egg nailed to a wall faction

Stacey099

Bedtime has been hell and still is. ( He's normally outwithin minutes of me rocking. Screaming bloody murder, flailing all around and kicking has been my night. I keep getting close to losing it so I put him in his crib and he just sobbs for me. So heartbreaking but what am I supposed to do? I go back after a few minutes, rock him, he calms down....and then screams again and fights me tooth and nail. He's been in and out of his crib three times.
I really hate that DH is on second shift.

Karebear6978

econmama said:

PickleX said:

Just out of curiosity can you lie on your stomach? I've wondered how that works. 

Yes, I can.

But know what is really tough? Having a proper golf swing.

I don't have huge bobs anymore by any means but I always have to wiggle my boons down between my arms before I swing... it is so awkward

fabk

somerandomchick said:

Big boob faction. Swim suit shopping is hell. I have no ass/hips but a monster chest. It makes no sense. I couldn't bf in bed either. Sitting up holding the boob while the kid was held in place by a pillow was how we rolled. I still recall mil saying I dress slutty because you could tell I had boobs no matter what I wore. :-?

How dare you be visibly female?! Have you no shame??

gah stuck in the box! Nope no shame here. They are impossible to hide. Plus, just why?!?!?