your conception story... in 5 words or less :)

ashiscute · November 2014

Not sure I even remember....

adawn1981 · November 2014

Many shots of patron tequila.

Feegan · November 2014

IUI #5

LadyAnnibal · November 2014

There were no safe surfaces.

beth521m · November 2014

Honeymoon baby! Just started trying

jgrace82 · November 2014

I party naked.

moodytuesday · November 2014

MaMaBear1323 said:
I raped my sick hubby... ;-)

This is the farthest thing from funny.

MaMaBear1323 said:

jefa621 said:

MaMaBear1323 said:

jefa621 said:

MaMaBear1323 said:
I raped my sick hubby... ;-)
OK this isn't really funny.
Hmm? Obviously he was game, I was just on top. Geez.
Still not appropriate. Rape is never something to joke about.
Are we really the only couple that jokes about taking advantage of each other?

We're out to dinner, he says, "i just want to take you home and take advantage of you."

He falls asleep on the couch instead of coming to bed, so I joke that I must have to rape him to get some.

No. Just no.

Rape isn't funny or something to be joked about.

JerseyML · November 2014

Ok ladies I think she gets it. Next time she will use the word manhandled as to not upset anyone.

foodie12rn · November 2014

While watching lesbian porn.

*for my husband, not me

JerseyML · November 2014

hoping&waiting12 said:

While watching lesbian porn. *for my husband, not me

Whatever works sister!

belleconway · November 2014

First try. Surprise for both!

AngelaPlus3 · November 2014

Ovulation day while baby napped

teisha030782 · November 2014

Hook-up with ex husband

Tgrrl10 · November 2014

Head into wall, doggie style!

foodie12rn · November 2014

JerseyML said:

hoping&waiting12 said:

While watching lesbian porn.

*for my husband, not me

Whatever works sister!

Timed sex blows. It gets so tedious!

butterfly061583 · November 2014

One night not trying bingo

Dcwtada · November 2014

Baby's asleep, quick! Too quick...

tashala107 · November 2014

Morning after wedding, still hungover.

DaBearsFansWife · November 2014

He gave me the D

csquid361 · November 2014

Third try was a charm!

sschwege · November 2014

No World of Warcraft Tonight!

[Deleted User] · November 2014

Ovulating! Do we have to?

OctoberStars · November 2014

Do opks even work? YUP.

wineandcake · November 2014

Thermometer in vag every morning.... It sounds oh so glamorous.

feb23andbeyond · November 2014

Condom broke. Here we are

(I know this is more than 5 words but I needed to clarify that we were planning on trying within a few months anyways. Funny how life works sometimes.)