your conception story... in 5 words or less :)

babycarb

Saw this in June 2015 and I'm shamelessly copying it because the responses were hilarious. 

What was your conception story in 5 words or less? 

shannycakes6

First try. Shocked and grateful.

babycarb

tipsy post-wedding in car

*keeping it classy

murph317

Realized ovulating, road side sex.

dreinhardt

Ups and downs. Happy ending.

thiscoffeechick

FedEx from the cabbage patch.

rachsolimani

Inlaws guest bedroom, squeaky bed.

amc1087

First anniversary on vacation, probably!

sutavim2

Zion canyon. Cranberry juice+vodka

murph317

@babycarb and @mistabinx I think we are soul mates  )

Kbow91

Chitty, Chitty bang bang. BABY

sharper2891

Drunk. He didn't pull out.

babycarb

JustinsLovo said:

chelseamb11 said:

Sex.

5 words lady!!  Maybe Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex?

5 words OR LESS so she passes.

hpoff33

Round the clock booty calls

JerseyML

He came once, me twice.

babypaymay

Birthday planned fast ready yay

ducksquack813

7 failed iuis- ivf time.

mmsullivan2

Iud removed, immediately concieved, whoa!!

emwithpeanuts

Femcap, you had one job!

jennysandria

Sex everyday can't pinpoint conception.

Hahaha

hollowway

I raped my sick hubby... ;-)

hollowway

jefa621 said:

MaMaBear1323 said:

I raped my sick hubby... ;-)

OK this isn't really funny.

Hmm? Obviously he was game, I was just on top. Geez. OPK popped up positive, wasnt missing that opportunity.

Chasity08

IUI's are so romantic.

oneblessedmess

Ran out of condoms. Surprise!

hollowway

jefa621 said:

MaMaBear1323 said:

jefa621 said:

MaMaBear1323 said:

I raped my sick hubby... ;-)

OK this isn't really funny.

Hmm? Obviously he was game, I was just on top. Geez.

Still not appropriate. Rape is never something to joke about.

Are we really the only couple that jokes about taking advantage of each other?

We're out to dinner, he says, "i just want to take you home and take advantage of you."

He falls asleep on the couch instead of coming to bed, so I joke that I must have to rape him to get some.

hpoff33

MaMaBear1323 said:

I raped my sick hubby... ;-)

OK this isn't really funny.

Hmm? Obviously he was game, I was just on top. Geez.

Still not appropriate. Rape is never something to joke about.

Are we really the only couple that jokes about taking advantage of each other? We're out to dinner, he says, "i just want to take you home and take advantage of you." He falls asleep on the couch instead of coming to bed, so I joke that I must have to rape him to get some.

****QUOTE FAIL****

Um. Yeah. My husband and I never joke about raping each other. There is absolutely nothing funny about it. 

babyjellybean91

Just one time!!

hjhmomma

clomid ovidrel sex then pizza

SlurpeeLove

Sexy time on the couch

foreverMorgan

None of your business, ok?

And I agree, rape is definitely not joke worthy. Ever. [-X

jewely24

Ovulating. Nieces coming over. Quickie!

petrichor14

Scheduled sex for three months.

(yup, so romantic)

lrbryan

cant keep hands to myself ">

DaBearsFansWife

MaMaBear1323 said:

jefa621 said:

MaMaBear1323 said:

I raped my sick hubby... ;-)

OK this isn't really funny.

Hmm? Obviously he was game, I was just on top. Geez. OPK popped up positive, wasnt missing that opportunity.

If he consented it wasn't rape. Don't joke about rape. It's never funny.

BabyShaps

Pants off dance off time!

mrssnyder83

Bathroom at sister wedding. Oops.

mollykinnz

Nervous, Excited, Thrilling, Love.

abcdefghijk12345678

Doggie-style with a dog watching.

babycarb

amc2511 said:

Doggie-style with a dog watching.

With your signature, this just got all kinds of disturbing in my head. 

aloha_mama

12 hour leave from FTX

abcdefghijk12345678

babycarb said:

amc2511 said:

Doggie-style with a dog watching.

With your signature, this just got all kinds of disturbing in my head. 

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Theoretically this is what you have to do to conceive a boy.... Lmao! Oh the things you "learn" on TTGP!