Kids are crazy

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My 3yo is always saying the funniest/craziest things.

I know he's not the only one.

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Conversation at breakfast...

DS1: "Mommy, I need my other vitamin."
Me: "What other vitamin?"
DS1: "You know, the one that supports muscle and heart health. I saw it on a commercial and I want one."

@-) #AsSeenOnTV

DS1: "I love that my brother is a baby. Remember when I was a baby? I was in your tummy just like brother was... *long pause* You didn't poop me out too... did you ?!"
:-t

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Haha! I literally lol'd at all of those. ) The following things happened today....

After DS1 went potty earlier, he proudly proclaimed to me, "Mommy! You wipe my butt soooo good. My daddy really sucks at it."

Um. Thank you?



DH: "Would you like some apple juice?"
M: "Yes, please. I'm going to help you get it."
*DH pulled out juice, cup, and water to dilute it. Then M saw the water..."
M: "Are. You. Serious-ing-ly me?! DADDY! Are you serious-ing-ly me?! Don't put water in there."
DH: "What? What's wrong?"
M: "Water is bad for kids. EVERYONE knows that."

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I just put this one on FB yesterday.

Me: Lily want to try some of this baked apple I made for you and Colin?
Lily: OK (tries and makes a face)
Me: what do you think?
Lily: Anger! I just feel anger when I eat that.
Me: