Sophisticated Spam Tuesday

[Deleted User] · October 2014

I bet @lizabethann06‌ is in the bathroom gagging right now. She hates Doritos!

[Deleted User] · October 2014

Stacey099 said:

econmama said:

@Stacey099‌ Cool Ranch Springs would be proud

Ooo good choice. My favorite as well

Cool ranch Doritos contains pork enzymes [-X

The reduced fat one doesn't, though. I don't know if you care about tiny amounts of meat product. Just an fyi.

Stacey099 · October 2014

@Carrie3102 I guess if I can't see it, I can pretend it's not there!

Oh man. BeeGee's just came on the radio. I always forget how much I love these guys

\:D/

andrea0418 · October 2014

My mom makes an awesome warm dip for Doritos. Now I need to get that recipe and make it tomorrow.

[Deleted User] · October 2014

Pork enzymes, ick!

Stacey099 · October 2014

PickleX said:

Stacey099 said:

econmama said:

@Stacey099‌ Cool Ranch Springs would be proud

Ooo good choice. My favorite as well

Cool ranch Doritos contains pork enzymes [-X

The reduced fat one doesn't, though. I don't know if you care about tiny amounts of meat product. Just an fyi.

Oops. lol

[Deleted User] · October 2014

Wait - pork ick rescinded. It is on the list of pork-free Frito Lay products :-bd

Carrie3102 · October 2014

haddocky said:
Pork enzymes, ick!

X2 what the fuck are pork enzymes doing in doritos????

[Deleted User] · October 2014

It is on the list of pork free. Most Dorito flavours do have pork enzyme, but not cool ranch! I've believed that mistakenly for 15 years! Oh well. Time to try cool ranch?

ETA: 18 years. Where does time go???

Stacey099 · October 2014

Wait!! Did I miss a new pic @MrsGiantPenis? I wanna see your face!

[Deleted User] · October 2014

Btw @stacey099 I owe you a big "thank you" for your crock pot meat suggestion (and then, you other ladies who talked me through it @econmama , @maryannespier and others!) I have made FOUR meat dishes so far and only barfed once, AND the hubs and gherkin are happy with the results. \:D/

Stacey099 · October 2014

PickleX said:

Btw @stacey099 I owe you a big "thank you" for your crock pot meat suggestion (and then, you other ladies who talked me through it @econmama , @maryannespier and others!) I have made FOUR meat dishes so far and only barfed once, AND the hubs and gherkin are happy with the results. \:D/

Woot woot! Awesome!

DH asked me to pull out leftover chicken for him today. I plopped it onto his plate without cutting it or warming it. I couldn't handle it today. Figure it out DH

[Deleted User] · October 2014

Doritos are a food-dust offender for me. Because I'm crazy, I hate the feeling of food residue on my hands. I try to avoid having to eat anything with my hands anyway, but when I have to, leaving dust is a no-no. Still haven't tried a Cheeto for fear of this. 8-}

atlvol · October 2014

PickleX said:
Doritos are a food-dust offender for me. Because I'm crazy, I hate the feeling of food residue on my hands. I try to avoid having to eat anything with my hands anyway, but when I have to, leaving dust is a no-no. Still haven't tried a Cheeto for fear of this. 8-}

No Cheetos??? Ban.

I kid. :x

Stacey099 · October 2014

I don't want to wake up at 5 tomorrow!! (

:-q to work

mrshudson618 · October 2014

:-h just popping in to say hi, I've been a super lurker past couple of days.

blairwitch · October 2014

So much catching up to do...chose to read the call outs instead of spam during my free moments

But question. I have this mask for our anniversary party saturday. It metal...and was cheap. Should I cover it with clear nail polish or take a chance and hope I don't turn green from cheap metal?

sparkymcgeee · October 2014

Nail polish!

WifeyLovesHubs · October 2014

I hope everyone liked my very outdated Jerry McGuire reference in the call out thread. (I've been trying to catch up since being sick.)

Hope you guys all get some sleep tonight! >:D<