Open this thread if you want to hurl. No really.

RondackHiker · October 2014

I'm really glad I came back to this thread so I could laughcry over shit in a sock.

NotSharknado · October 2014

My dog smells my crotch during my moon time. She's a girl. #bitchesloveme

jesuisfatiguee · October 2014

FTWR said:

You know what's awful? When your hairs fall out and get stuck in your boobs or stuck to your arms.

That shit is the worst. Or when you're not wearing a shirt, and you keep feeling a hair brush against your back/side (heh, backside) and you can't find it to get rid of it.

klondikebar · October 2014

NotSharknado said:

Ok, can we go back to the insults now? Not really, but OMG. Just insult me. I can take it much better than various methods of fecal body painting.
You have nice hair

Aww I

you.

vandelay · October 2014

I just came back to the board after being out all day, saw how many pages this thread was, and was afraid it had developed into a huge fight. I *think* I'm relieved to discover that it's really just a lengthy discussion of the logistics of shit sock beating, but I'm not completely sure about that.

vandelay · October 2014

Jesus H Jesus, is this the gross Olympics?? Worst. Olympics. Ever.

vandelay · October 2014

I'm drafting some suggested additions to the list of insta-bannable offenses in the TOU. Let's just say poop socks and poop plates will be featured prominently.

vandelay · October 2014

And moon spaghetti. Holy fuckballs.

klondikebar · October 2014

closer
closer
closer
closer
closer
fuck off

NotSharknado · October 2014

I'm drunk.

Soxgirl07 · October 2014

Isn't the popcorn thing about somehow inhaling the shelly part into your lungs or something?

Soxgirl07 · October 2014

Also, judging by the responses, I'm really glad I skipped the gross story a page ago.

SpaceGirlSpiff · October 2014

Speaking of socks

Do you think that'll still be the common choice for masturbatory assistance when my son is a teenager? Am I going to constantly find crunchy accordions in his laundry basket? Why does it have to be the socks?

I'm kind of afraid. There's got to be a better way.

jesuisfatiguee · October 2014

SpaceGirlSpiff said:

Speaking of socks

Do you think that'll still be the common choice for masturbatory assistance when my son is a teenager? Am I going to constantly find crunchy accordions in his laundry basket? Why does it have to be the socks?

I'm kind of afraid. There's got to be a better way.

Just discretely deposit all empty Gator Ade bottles at his bedside.

SpaceGirlSpiff · October 2014

Oh God... I had almost forgot the earlier Gatorade bottle story... noooooooooooooooo

ShakeyJakey · October 2014

OMG what is the Gatorade bottle thing/which page?

SpaceGirlSpiff · October 2014

Might have been somewhere in the Fuck You thread..... I can't remember exactly, I've been trying to block it out

There's an even worse story later too...involving Mt Dew

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jesuisfatiguee · October 2014

I was doing my laundry around 8 or 9.

BluepointToasted · October 2014

Can I teach ds to do MY laundry too? That would be sweet

Jenball717 · October 2014

But why is Carl the word for poop?
This will make The Walking Dead somewhat more interesting. No one can control Carl.

MrsT0514 · October 2014

FML. Why did I come in here to witness this fuckery?

Really guys? Moon blood pasta sauce, and shitting in/on random places?

@AuburnGirlSC‌ my eyes can never unsee that story. Vom.

insertclevername · October 2014

I would even take sock carl in a fishnet stocking over moon pasta.

jesuisfatiguee · October 2014

GROSSGROSSGROSSGROSSGROSSGORSSSOROSSGROSS

SpaceGirlSpiff · October 2014

I think the title of this thread needs to be edited to "Can we NOT"

SpaceGirlSpiff · October 2014

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thebanich · October 2014

I snorted at poop sock.

I miss so much on the weekends...

NeneCakies · October 2014

Once I heard that a co-worker invited people to her art show. It featured paintings done with her moon blood. I mention it just in case we haven't covered our bases on what not to do with your period.