Open this thread if you want to hurl. No really.

Jiminy Cricket

speak our minds today?

nunzchucks

HilarityEnsued said:

Srs.... It is so fucking lame that whoever you are... You waited to trot this bonerfest AE out today.

Legit LOL. Wonder how I can use this phrase in real life.

mrebecca

Stop being a knob.

vandelay

I'm loving all the British insults in this thread. They are one thousand times more entertaining than the AE him/herself, which is not difficult.

@Jiminy Cricket‌, you are a right wanker.

mrebecca

Yeah, sod off, gormless minger!

(Thanks, Google.)

insertclevername

Jiminy is a shower of cunts.

insertclevername

MamaUnicorn said:

insertclevername said:

Jiminy is a shower of cunts.

Worst shower ever

You would definitely smell worse afterward. Kind of like tunafish :-&

insertclevername

shinyredsmartazz said:

I really planned on staying in lurk status this weekend, but really? Fat shaming? That's what you're going with? 

Also there's a thread on TTGP where they're insinuating Nelly is responsible for the Confessional? WTF.....I knew this weekend was going to be weird but this is a whole different level of weird.

I thought this was common knowledge? People are fairly certain Nelly was the creator of the most recent ttgp confessional. If it is true, I am sorry she got caught up in it. I wish people would realize nothing good comes from those confessionals. Just a lot of heinous stuff and hurt feelings.

stra0111

Fact: flannel makes me look like Al Borland.

jesuisfatiguee

I don't like this thread.

jesuisfatiguee

Ribbon.

jesuisfatiguee

OMG to the Gator Ade bottle. WTFFFFF

littlestjerry

Noooooooooo. Why did I keep reading?!

klondikebar

Gatorjizz...for that deep down body thirst

jorkz821

HilarityEnsued said:

Holy fucking express train to vom city.

.....this.

RondackHiker

TyrannosaurusLex said:

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TyrannosaurusLex said:

BrightEyes112 said:

TyrannosaurusLex said:

pobrecita said:

Fuck jiminy. And his cum guzzling wife.

Ugh the term cum guzzler makes me Vom.

And think of my friend and her boyfriend in Jr. High who kept a Gatorade bottle next to his bed and collected all his cum from their heavy petting sessions in it.


YW.

Um, why?

Nooooo idea. I just backed slowly out of the room when they showed me.

Omg they SHOWED YOU?? Like, they were proud and wanted others to see??

:-&

Teenagers are the worst.

What the fuck did they expect your reaction to be?

Why the fuck didn't they use tissues?

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TyrannosaurusLex said:

RondackHiker said:

TyrannosaurusLex said:

BrightEyes112 said:

TyrannosaurusLex said:

BrightEyes112 said:

TyrannosaurusLex said:

pobrecita said:

Fuck jiminy. And his cum guzzling wife.

Ugh the term cum guzzler makes me Vom.

And think of my friend and her boyfriend in Jr. High who kept a Gatorade bottle next to his bed and collected all his cum from their heavy petting sessions in it.


YW.

Um, why?

Nooooo idea. I just backed slowly out of the room when they showed me.

Omg they SHOWED YOU?? Like, they were proud and wanted others to see??

:-&

Teenagers are the worst.

What the fuck did they expect your reaction to be?

Why the fuck didn't they use tissues?

It's pretty bad. She was my "best friend" and knew I'd been pining over this guy since we were little, and when he asked her out, she said yes...and did that. I guess to make me ...jealous?

Gross.

That's one way to end a crush.

Who could like a guy who keeps his cum in a bottle?

cattuccino

....pretty sure Gatorade is now ruined for me.

For life.

modabuse

ScoutNumbers05 said:

Could we get some mod abuse up in here?

Your wish, m'lady.

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modabuse said:

ScoutNumbers05 said:

Could we get some mod abuse up in here?

Your wish, m'lady.


Gah. I so wish I would have thought to create this AE.

There's always @HilarityJamberry.

ClutchedPearls

I should NOT have read this thread. My heart is racing!

RondackHiker

HilarityEnsued said:

Jiminy Cricket said:

WHERE THE FUCK IS CARSEAT???

WHO???!

She hasn't posted here in over 2 years. #areyounew

I don't think she's been on f14 in a while either... But it's been awhile since I've gone there myself, so I may be wrong.

ClutchedPearls

CannonsMommy.

insertclevername

I am about to take gross to a whole new level.




Back in high school, my friends, my brother and me were all basically comatose after smoking the ganj. No one wanted to go upstairs to get drinks. My friend picked up a Mt. Dew that had been on the table for days. He took a swig. All of a sudden my brother was all, "Noooooooo! . Turns out my brother's girlfriend had spit into the bottle after giving my brother a beej. My friend drank my brother's jizz.

ClutchedPearls

insertclevername said:

I am about to take gross to a whole new level. Back in high school, my friends, my brother and me were all basically comatose after smoking the ganj. No one wanted to go upstairs to get drinks. My friend picked up a Mt. Dew that had been on the table for days. He took a swig. All of a sudden my brother was all, "Noooooooo! . Turns out my brother's girlfriend had spit into the bottle after giving my brother a beej. My friend drank my brother's jizz.

O

M

F

G

insertclevername

justAphase said:

Cannonsmommy was the first person I ever blocked on fb. #memories

The only people I have ever had to block on FB have all been Bumpies. Internet bitches be crazy.

insertclevername

Inkogneetoh said:

justAphase said:

Cannonsmommy was the first person I ever blocked on fb. #memories

Was she normal on FB or did the crazy show there too?

I don't think anyone was FB friends with her, but her profile looked normal. The block was preemptive in case she found out our real info.

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