FFFC

Maelara

I'm up, it's technically Friday. Dazzle me!

krgriffin26

I still haven't tried Nutella.... Lol that's all I have right now. Dazzling I know.

AnnieRoo13

I always swallow and I don't understand the point in not swallowing, it seems like a lot more effort.

HappyToBeHere

krgriffin26 said:

I still haven't tried Nutella.... Lol that's all I have right now. Dazzling I know.

I ate the rest of what was in the container yesterday morning with a spoon. Mmmm..

AnnieRoo13 said:

I always swallow and I don't understand the point in not swallowing, it seems like a lot more effort.

I never swallow (poor DH), because I've grossed myself out over time about the thought of warm semen.  I used to feel the same way as you though!

My FFFC: I think Stephen Harper is attractive.

meeshybee

Seriously tempted to ask the doc to be induced before DH leaves. Probably won't, but really really tempting.

LongIslandMama1114

AnnieRoo13 said:

I always swallow and I don't understand the point in not swallowing, it seems like a lot more effort.

I usually do, too. But if I swallowed the last time, I wouldn't be pregnant.

JFH2010

I can't remember the last time semen was anywhere near my mouth. I'm ok with that.

NunyaBennis

HappyToBeHere said:

krgriffin26 said:

I still haven't tried Nutella.... Lol that's all I have right now. Dazzling I know.

I ate the rest of what was in the container yesterday morning with a spoon. Mmmm..

AnnieRoo13 said:

I always swallow and I don't understand the point in not swallowing, it seems like a lot more effort.

I never swallow (poor DH), because I've grossed myself out over time about the thought of warm semen.  I used to feel the same way as you though!

My FFFC: I think Stephen Harper is attractive.

--------------Quote Fail--------------
Warm semen is waaaaay better than cold semen!

highbornhunter

AnnieRoo13 said:

I always swallow and I don't understand the point in not swallowing, it seems like a lot more effort.

 Wow! We went right for it this morning! I also always swallow and my confession is I miss swallowing because DH never lets me just "take care of him"  I go down during foreplay but I'm never there for the big finish so to speak.  

Other Friday Confession - I am SUPER excited about getting this baby out, not only so I can meet him (and love him and pet him and hug him and call him William Isaac) but also because it means I can DRINK BEER AGAIN.

MissN06

I'm thinking about playing up pregnancy pain to have DH do the bulk of the cleaning before my mom gets here.  Having her visit is like getting ready to sell a house.  The only positive about it is that my house is always deep cleaned when she comes.  Only a few more visits of her staying with us until the weekend house will be moved in.

MrsC430

AnnieRoo13 said:

I always swallow and I don't understand the point in not swallowing, it seems like a lot more effort.

Props to all of you ladies! I've been in "Get that thing away from me" mode since... March?

@AnnieRoo13‌ I'm attempting to make your squash soup tonight! Can't wait to try it ...Maybe I should not have included that in a reply about swallowing? Lol

minibean16

HappyToBeHere said:

(SNIP)

My FFFC: I think Stephen Harper is attractive.

What-what??? Prime Minister Harper? Like with the side part and the sweater vests? This is the best thing I've heard all day. I'm sure it will stay on top even after I make human contact. Hilarious!

minibean16

FFFC: I slept from 11:00pm - 6:30am without a single interruption, not even to pee.

krgriffin26

 

AnnieRoo13 said:

I always swallow and I don't understand the point in not swallowing, it seems like a lot more effort.

I never swallow (poor DH), because I've grossed myself out over time about the thought of warm semen.  I used to feel the same way as you though!

I've tried and failed miserably so many times I just refuse now. Nothing cute about gagging and having to run to the bathroom while dry heaving to really finish him off lol

HappyToBeHere

minibean16 said:

(SNIP) My FFFC: I think Stephen Harper is attractive.

What-what??? Prime Minister Harper? Like with the side part and the sweater vests? This is the best thing I've heard all day. I'm sure it will stay on top even after I make human contact. Hilarious!

****QUOTE BOX FAIL*******

Right?! I can't pinpoint what it is (the eyes? The power? The economic background? HELP)!  Nobody understands it, not even me

uncharted01

HappyToBeHere said:

minibean16 said:

(SNIP) My FFFC: I think Stephen Harper is attractive.

What-what??? Prime Minister Harper? Like with the side part and the sweater vests? This is the best thing I've heard all day. I'm sure it will stay on top even after I make human contact. Hilarious!

****QUOTE BOX FAIL*******

Right?! I can't pinpoint what it is (the eyes? The power? The economic background? HELP)!  Nobody understands it, not even me

I had to do a Google search just to make sure I was thinking of the right person... I was.
He's ummm... yea, no I just don't get it. lol

Then again, I think Ed Harris is attractive. Well, maybe like 5 years ago Ed Harris. No one got that one either.

minibean16

@uncharted01‌ oh, I'd totally do Ed Harris - it's the colour of his eyes!!! Stephen Harper and I both love cats and play the piano. We could perhaps politely discuss those interests, but we're not 'bumping uglies!'

mommymeg143

My FFFC...I'm sitting at Waffle House eating by myself. Such a loser!!

I'm a halfie when it comes to swallowing. Does that make sense? I need to step up my game, ladies!

abbyful

Swallow vs spit: Neither! I don't like it in my mouth at all. BJs are either foreplay or he finishes on my chest.

moroccojade

uncharted01 said:

HappyToBeHere said:

minibean16 said:

(SNIP) My FFFC: I think Stephen Harper is attractive.

What-what??? Prime Minister Harper? Like with the side part and the sweater vests? This is the best thing I've heard all day. I'm sure it will stay on top even after I make human contact. Hilarious!

****QUOTE BOX FAIL*******

Right?! I can't pinpoint what it is (the eyes? The power? The economic background? HELP)!  Nobody understands it, not even me

I had to do a Google search just to make sure I was thinking of the right person... I was.
He's ummm... yea, no I just don't get it. lol

Then again, I think Ed Harris is attractive. Well, maybe like 5 years ago Ed Harris. No one got that one either.

Harper.  Hm.  Another woman right here who just doesn't get it.  He just looks so....  so....

Constipated.  

Some people tell me they think King Mohammed VI is handsome...  but again...  constipated!   (Although his wife is gorgeous.)

mommymeg143

ClrkKntismyAE said:

RE swallowing: It seems like more effort to keep it in your mouth long enough to find somewhere to spit.

Unless you're in the shower.

MrsG1019

May not be such a FFFC... But I'm getting all sorts or ragey with the daily/multiple times a day/hour/minute that people text to "check in" to see how I'm feeling/how baby is doing/if baby is here yet/if I'm having contractions/if I'm in labor & the latest, if I've lost my mucus plug yet(awkward right?). I get that people have the best of intentions but comeeeee onnnnnn. I'll send out a PSA when things to down but until then I'd prefer everyone just not even ask.

silverwings72

I have a friend who has no kids, never wanted any, has never even held a baby in her life and she goes on Facebook rants on how children should be left at home with a sitter at nice restaurants. I just don't have the energy to debate with her. So last night I was kind of passive aggressive, but I made a post about why I don't engage in arguments about what people should be doing with their kids if they don't even have kids .

I could care less if you bring your kid to a nice restaurant. Just have the courtesy to remove your child if they begun to get obnoxious or cranky.

Also, swallowing is a much faster clean up. Easy peasy!

krgriffin26

MrsG1019 said:

May not be such a FFFC... But I'm getting all sorts or ragey with the daily/multiple times a day/hour/minute that people text to "check in" to see how I'm feeling/how baby is doing/if baby is here yet/if I'm having contractions/if I'm in labor & the latest, if I've lost my mucus plug yet(awkward right?). I get that people have the best of intentions but comeeeee onnnnnn. I'll send out a PSA when things to down but until then I'd prefer everyone just not even ask.

Ugh this!!!! In the last two days I have spoken with MIL, my mom, my SIL, both of my sisters and my bosses wife. All wanting to know how I was feeling, if baby was coming soon, was I dilated, when my next apt is, asking if I'm ready to be done, talk about my birthing/nursing fears..... Geez

moroccojade

Becks517 said:

ClrkKntismyAE said:

RE swallowing: It seems like more effort to keep it in your mouth long enough to find somewhere to spit.

This.

Also, I googled Stephen Harper because I honestly had no idea what he looks like.  I found this very awkward photo and thought maybe it would change @minibean16's mind, since you mentioned you both love cats.

 

Oh dear....

There are a lot of awkward photos of that man, but this one takes the cake. (or the cat.  whatever.)

And I admit I am a little disturbed that there is a remnant of the spit vs. swallow discussion above that picture.  

lisaren

Most of my marriage proposals have come after swallowing.

krgriffin26

lisaren said:

Most of my marriage proposals have come after swallowing.

DH told me he loved me for the first time during a BJ hahahaha We were drunk. He did tell me he loved me again the next morning when we were sober too.

mommymeg143

 

Oh dear....

There are a lot of awkward photos of that man, but this one takes the cake. (or the cat.  whatever.)

And I admit I am a little disturbed that there is a remnant of the spit vs. swallow discussion above that picture.  

-------Quote Box Fail------

And people say we are a "conservative" board.... )

Jpinky9

HappyToBeHere said:

krgriffin26 said:

I still haven't tried Nutella.... Lol that's all I have right now. Dazzling I know.

I ate the rest of what was in the container yesterday morning with a spoon. Mmmm..

AnnieRoo13 said:

I always swallow and I don't understand the point in not swallowing, it seems like a lot more effort.

I never swallow (poor DH), because I've grossed myself out over time about the thought of warm semen.  I used to feel the same way as you though!

My FFFC: I think Stephen Harper is attractive.

Haha I always thought Stephen Harper was pretty creepy looking! But that is a great FFFC!!

I also swallow, it does just seem much easier at the time! Although it's been awhile since DH has had his penis in my mouth, or in my vag for that fact!

meeshybee

silverwings72

@meeshybee‌ - that is an awesome gif!!! I love it )

mussalynn

OMG swallowing and Stephen Harper together in one thread... *shudder*  

mander82

lmao at the swallowing thing.....its best if it totally bypasses the tongue and you don't have to taste it.  Just swallow and done.

The guy with the cat.....total creeper looking dude..... /shudder

 

MrsG1019

@krgriffin26‌ glad I'm not alone on this one! And those same people will be calling ya tomorrow too... Make it stop!!!!

@WildFlower810‌ can I make you my spokesperson? I don't do confrontation.. Like at all. So usually I just humor them with answers or give them a shorty reply hoping it ends further questioning which.. 99.9% of the time it doesn't. lol.

mamatohne

MrsG1019 said:

May not be such a FFFC... But I'm getting all sorts or ragey with the daily/multiple times a day/hour/minute that people text to "check in" to see how I'm feeling/how baby is doing/if baby is here yet/if I'm having contractions/if I'm in labor & the latest, if I've lost my mucus plug yet(awkward right?). I get that people have the best of intentions but comeeeee onnnnnn. I'll send out a PSA when things to down but until then I'd prefer everyone just not even ask.

For you my dear..
https://www.haveyouhadthatbabyyet.com

Or this one

lizzielu82

This thread is amazing! 

DH and I got out of the habit when we were TTC bc saliva is evil to sperm. But I agree, it's mostly foreplay for us. 

To that point, he hasn't returned the favor since I got pregnant. Maybe my vagina is swollen and scary… @-)

jillybean7582

I am 37wks on Saturday and i am partially praying baby girl will come this weekend so I don't have to go back to work Monday.

I am one of two project managers on a 35million dollar construction project right now that is behind schedule because the owner does not seem to understand that you cannot keep making significant floor plan changes to a 120,000sq ft bldg and it not affect the schedule. We made major changes 3 days before the drawings were suppose to be done by request of the owner and now are getting major flack from them that we are behind schedule and depending on weather might not get the foundation in the ground before winter which means another 6ish month delay on the project.

I am normally good at playing nice with difficult clients (other project manager is not, which is why we are teamed together) but I just don't give a flying flip right now. So baby either needs to come this weekend so I don't have to deal next week or the owners rep is probably gonna get an earful on how he needs to do his damn job and reign the owner in big time.

minibean16

OMG, this is soooo much better than report card comments! I better not get the two mixed up

@Becks517 ((shivers)) that cat is seducing me... Harper looks like he belongs on a warning poster!"

absolutelymaybe

This thread has totally made my otherwise grumpy morning. In fact, I don't even remember what my FFFC was going to be.

I will add that I'm Camp Swallow. As @mander82 said, if it bypasses the tongue you won't taste it. 

Of course then you have the issue of what if he goes too far back, it hits your uvula, and causes you to gag (we've actually coined a term for this: uvulated as in "You totally just uvulated me!")

I love you guys. 

HappyToBeHere

 

Becks517 said:

ClrkKntismyAE said:

RE swallowing: It seems like more effort to keep it in your mouth long enough to find somewhere to spit.

This.

Also, I googled Stephen Harper because I honestly had no idea what he looks like.  I found this very awkward photo and thought maybe it would change @minibean16's mind, since you mentioned you both love cats.

Hahahaha .. oh wow.  Not a cat fan (am I killing my cred here with FFFCs today?!) so this photo brings him down a notch for me .

Again, I'm not saying it is justified!  I like to think I'm not alone in my "wtf are you thinking" crush !

MrsG1019

Another FFFC:

I just finished reading all 21 pages of J(uly)14's Catfish thread (Newb in town)... Almost embarrassed to admit that but .... OMG... I just can't.... By far the juiciest drama filled post I've wasted time reading. Makes you wonder how many other catfish like folks are around/amongst us on this board.