Message from BM

theseaword

luxannie said:

Despite slowing traffic on TB, it's becoming a better place to work, based on employee reviews.

Is the morale boost directly after the GM ban?

MillionDollarStroller

Motion for a mod to change this title to "MESSAGE FROM BM" ...100 gold stars to the mole who does so.

MillionDollarStroller

Did I say mole I meant mod

MillionDollarStroller

WE MUST FIND OUT THE THEME OF EACH THIS THURSDAY AND PARTICIPATE

MillionDollarStroller

Dear "Mike"...a munchkin is NOT brunch.

SCSmith2011

Oh the interns write articles. That explains so much.

MillionDollarStroller

loislayn said:

You're thirty?

Fucking old balls.

Ok LJ.

Lolapop29

The snack cabinet looks really sad.

bearfootz

Interns ruin everything

[Deleted User]

The user and all related content has been deleted.

jesuisfatiguee

justAphase said:

Who would want to receive linked in related emails at the same email they receive dick picks?

I have a separate email for dick pics, personally. 

thebanich

Lol at Rora being BJ.

jesuisfatiguee

It sounds like a joke, but it's actually true. 

MillionDollarStroller

uconnhuskie007 said:

for clarity, @auraloo when you said personal email did you mean specific to BJ with the @xogroup domain?

Or did you mean personal email?

Hahahahahahahahahahahshshshshs...LET IT GOOOOOOOOO...LET IT GOOOOOOOOO.

#MISSINGTHEPOINT

jesuisfatiguee

ChickenOnSunday said:

Is anyone going to tell me how to get my washcloths to not be stinky or have we finished the housekeeping tips of this post?

Try vinegar in the wash.

MillionDollarStroller

What if you're all in on this conspiracy and I am the only ACTUAL poster!?

#garage

MillionDollarStroller

NO ONE CARES ABOUT linkdin Hilarity gosh...just PM with UConn

MillionDollarStroller

Lol @ xo interns all reading our PMs...do you think they share the best ones on a screen at thirsty Thursday hh?

MillionDollarStroller

IS KJAX BEEJ!?

MillionDollarStroller

Lol @ title change.

sshole

Let anarchy reign! From 12:01am EST on 10/16 til 11:59pm PST 10/16 Bump Purge!

[Deleted User]

sshole said:

Let anarchy reign! From 12:01am EST on 10/16 til 11:59pm PST 10/16 Bump Purge!

This means something.

Maybe.

MillionDollarStroller

And back to weird. Oh parenting never change.

bearfootz

I think we need to throw some vinegar on TB and see if that cleans anything up

insertclevername

What do you use to keep the crazies from coming out of the woodwork?

[Deleted User]

insertclevername said:

What do you use to keep the crazies from coming out of the woodwork?

coconut oil. It's basically a miracle cure.

bearfootz

insertclevername said:

What do you use to keep the crazies from coming out of the woodwork?

Borax

[Deleted User]

bearfootz said:

insertclevername said:

What do you use to keep the crazies from coming out of the woodwork?

Borax

And essential oils.

vandelay

humptydance said:

I love messages from bowel movements.

Except when they are urgent messages.

[Deleted User]

If that doesn't work, try shakeology or jamberry.

Unknown

This content has been removed.

MillionDollarStroller

MarlaSinger& said:

If that doesn't work, try shakeology or jamberry.

Fucking jamberry.

[Deleted User]

MillionDollarStroller said:

If that doesn't work, try shakeology or jamberry.

Fucking jamberry.

::scratched MDS off the Jamberry party invite list::

[Deleted User]

HilarityEnsued said:

what the fuck is jamberry? Is it like jelly or something?

::adds Hilarity to list::

Just you wait. It will hit your FB feed soon. It spreads quicker than Ebola (too soon?)

MillionDollarStroller

HilarityEnsued said:

what the fuck is jamberry? Is it like jelly or something?

If only. Bc I LOVE jelly.

MillionDollarStroller

Well. Time for toast now...thanks Hilarity

[Deleted User]

Must be jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.

bearfootz

The Duggars were doing nail wraps last night and they were having a ball!

 

too off topic? that's what jamberry is though, right?

MillionDollarStroller

bearfootz said:

The Duggars were doing nail wraps last night and they were having a ball!

 

too off topic? that's what jamberry is though, right?

Jamberry sounds like something the Duggars would have a blast at.

[Deleted User]

Jamberry is nail wraps. They are usually in very loud designs.

I tried it a couple of times and it took longer to apply than they lasted on my nails. Two weeks my ass. More like 30 minutes. I could have painted my nails in half the time and had them last 5 days.  

Also, ugly.

#JamberryRant