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JNerd

To extend the battery of your iPhone, turn off locations services and turn down the screen brightness. Also, charge your phone faster by putting it in airplane mode. #helpful

theseaword

Someone on here taught me how to freshen my mattress by using a colander of baking soda and lavender essential oil, then vacuuming it up. Love that one!

sleepy33

You guys, look at my fucking dishwasher. LOOK AT IT.

NotSharknado

I did my dishwasher too!

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Mags748

msspeedymarie said:

Anyone have a tip for getting crayon out of clothes? H left a crayon in a pants pocket last month and I've had a bag of ruined clothes sitting around ever since waiting for me to figure out how to fix them.

 If we wore them as messy clothes or pjs, would the crayon melt off in the dryer when we washed the clothes and get on other stuff?

Iron and wax paper? I think that works for candle wax but not sure about crayons.

dovetail223

Mags748 said:

msspeedymarie said:

Anyone have a tip for getting crayon out of clothes? H left a crayon in a pants pocket last month and I've had a bag of ruined clothes sitting around ever since waiting for me to figure out how to fix them.

 If we wore them as messy clothes or pjs, would the crayon melt off in the dryer when we washed the clothes and get on other stuff?

Iron and wax paper? I think that works for candle wax but not sure about crayons.

I used an iron and papertowel. Place the papertowel over the wax then iron. The papertowel will absorb the warmed wax. Just keep moving the paper towel around. This will do a good job of pulling up the wax, but there may still be a stain under the wax. In that case just treat the stain like you would any other.

Jenball717

Cookies...

insertclevername

HilarityEnsued said:

everyone fuck off.

To keep this thread classy add "kindly" and make sure your pinky is out when sipping your booze.

Put pancake mix in a squeeze bottle to minimize mess.

bullybutt

Does anyone know how to get rid of hard water spots off of a glass shower door?  Like serious removal of that shit? I've tried just about everything and they won't go away. 

NeneCakies

bullybutt said:

Does anyone know how to get rid of hard water spots off of a glass shower door?  Like serious removal of that shit? I've tried just about everything and they won't go away. 

I use CLR for our hard water deposits.

DebateThis

luxannie said:

Does anyone know how to get white deodorant stains (washed and dried aka, old) out from dark polyester chiffon shirts?

Make a paste of blue Dawn and oxyclean? That's my go to for just about every stubborn stain.

jesuisfatiguee

This thread is real.

bearfootz

To get rid of the hiccups put a spoonful of sugar in your mouth then slowly drink a glass of water.

WARNING: as soon as you teach your kids this trick they develop random "hiccups" whenever they see as sugar packet

bullybutt

loislayn said:

Use vinegar and Dawn to clean your shower.


It's the tits, really.

Unfortunately this, CLR and the dryer sheet trick (left on overnight) didn't touch it.  I will try the lemon oil.  I think I used the magic eraser also, but will try again.  Damn you dirty water spot spots.

NeneCakies

K3am said:

Since we're being helpful, how about getting pen marks out of clothing. DD found a pen at daycare and went to town with it on a shirt. 

I had to do this on Friday. Fels Naptha soap and a soak in oxyclean worked.

ShakeyJakey

stebnie said:

I have always wondered if the person behind the BJ mask rotates. 

What if the OG Beej is a reg now?

Before BJ we had bumpkathleen, and I'm sure plenty before here.

But it is possible that the higher ups felt like we wouldn't take a new BG well and just kept BJ.

ShakeyJakey

Why would she add a mod from here if she wasn't working here though? When did they become friends on linked in?

ShakeyJakey

If they have more than one person running things why do certain members like @MillionDollarStroller‌ and @aditigirl‌ consistently get ignore? Is there a "do not help" list?

jesuisfatiguee

ShakeyJakey said:

If they have more than one person running things why do certain members like @MillionDollarStroller‌ and @aditigirl‌ consistently get ignore? Is there a "do not help" list?

Coworkers talk, man. I have experienced a similar attitude IRL from higher ups at my company, because I'm at an RMC and people who have worked here before were rebellious and asshats. 

So, yeah, this is plausible to me. 

jesuisfatiguee

BumpAgatha

jesuisfatiguee

TyrannosaurusLex said:

Has Beej ever referred to herself as "BJ" before this thread? That struck me as a bit odd.

I noticed this, too. The real Beej seemed super annoyed when everyone started calling her BJ right off the bat.

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Did OG Beej respond to anyone else's emails with her real email address?

That seemed like a bad idea to me. Good thing I'm not a creeper crazy.

ShakeyJakey

jesuisfatiguee said:

ShakeyJakey said:

If they have more than one person running things why do certain members like @MillionDollarStroller‌ and @aditigirl‌ consistently get ignore? Is there a "do not help" list?

Coworkers talk, man. I have experienced a similar attitude IRL from higher ups at my company, because I'm at an RMC and people who have worked here before were rebellious and asshats. 

So, yeah, this is plausible to me. 

Gotcha. That was a real question. I'm surprised at the answer.

SCSmith2011

I will be disappointed if HBIC is not on the leader board by the end of the day.

MillionDollarStroller

Lol the Godz just got fucking SHERLOCKED

MillionDollarStroller

I'm offended that realbeej didn't hmu on linkdin...well if I had a linkdin I would be.

theseaword

So the beej doing the banning and responding to posts is probably a 19 year old who is not getting paid. That actually makes a ton of sense.

jesuisfatiguee

Mackalien13 said:

theseaword said:

So the beej doing the banning and responding to posts is probably a 19 year old who is not getting paid. That actually makes a ton of sense.

She's probably like haha look at these old bitches lose their shit

This is exactly what's going on.

NotSharknado

Not to get back on topic, but while the olive oil worked on the appliances, the dog now keeps licking them. FUCK.

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theseaword

BJ intern all: "Boy, I hope I have better things to do when I'm thirty than call an Internet stranger a cunt on a message board for her use of fruit pouches!"

Ah to be 19 and full of dreams.

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Also, I highly doubt they care as much about this current exodus as they did the previous one.  The Nest basically ceased to have board movement after they left.  The Bump will live on even if 3/4 of one board leaves. 

I tried reading over there but it has dissolved into "why aren't they acknowledging my leaving!?"

I think its best if we all recognize that they simply don't care and that we can be replaced easily enough with each batch of BMBs.

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BunkinMama said:

Marla! You broke the thread on mobile!

I broke it on PC, too.  I had to find a new graphic.  Should be all better now.

Manateearmz

jesuisfatiguee said:

Mackalien13 said:

theseaword said:

So the beej doing the banning and responding to posts is probably a 19 year old who is not getting paid. That actually makes a ton of sense.

She's probably like haha look at these old bitches lose their shit

This is exactly what's going on.


QBF---------
She can't respond to requests because she is in class you guise.

SCSmith2011

The real Beej needs to report the "BJ" account for stealing her picture.

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thebanich

Am I just rally dumb/blind?  How did this info come out?

bearfootz