My baby turned one yesterday and I had to call poison control. I turned my back for just seconds and she had the plug in scented oil thing in her hands. She smelled a bit fragrant and I have no idea if she even put it in her mouth. I just wanted to make sure she was going to be OK. She's fine and the plug in has been put away. I just felt like a crappy mom on my babe's first birthday.
I shed a single tear when everyone was signing happy birthday, but then I told myself to stop it because I didn't want to cry into the cake I was cutting at the same time.
So one day on my way to class I put on the Lady Gaga station on Pandora, and I got really into it (confession #1)! Well Taylor Swift is on that station a lot for some reason, and I REALLY enjoyed that. I spent years bashing her. Truth is, I now have a Taylor Swift station on Pandora. She's pretty good!
So one day on my way to class I put on the Lady Gaga station on Pandora, and I got really into it (confession #1)! Well Taylor Swift is on that station a lot for some reason, and I REALLY enjoyed that. I spent years bashing her. Truth is, I now have a Taylor Swift station on Pandora. She's pretty good!
Oh god. I just admitted that out loud.
along the same lines...I really want to hate lorde so bad! But everytime she comes out with a new song I always love it. barf. she reminds me of a gypsy
DS is trying to rip apart a nearly 30 year old copy of Jumanji as I type this and I'm asking myself if I should pack up all of my old books until he is old enough to respect them. In the meantime I will watch him pull and tear at every book cover and cringe.
I've had McDonalds 3 times in the last 2 days. I absolutely blame @cdhaslag and @sleepy33 for this. I take no personal responsibility.
FI got McDonald's one night he was working late and I told him to save me the Monopoly pieces so I could enter them online. I only have 4 non-winning pieces but I want more. I'M ADDICTED TO THE THRILL OF THE COOOOOOODE
I handed DD an empty Tastykake box to keep her entertained while I cleaned up the kitchen. She was really focused on the picture of the krimpet on the side of the box. Way to teach her about junk food Lee. Why couldn't you have given her something with a picture of a vegetable. And wtf does my kid know what a krimpet is??
I seriously feel bad for all the moms that still have MOTN feedings. Ugh...I couldn't imagine at this stage still. I'd be a walking zombie.
Oh hai! Still up twice a night!
No! I'm sorry.
Yeah... MOTN feedings are really getting old--3 last night, often it's "only" 2 though.
FFFC: yet I can't seem to say enough's enough and tell the kiddo she can't eat for the 12 hours she sleeps at night. Why can't I just send DH in to tell her no??? (ETA) I never ask DH to get up with her even though I'm the one working.
Because I have no boundaries, can't set limits, thus get perpetually taken advantage of, and now am stressed beyond what I can handle.
a friend of mine is on vacation right now at a destination i'm interested in going to. he is posting pics on his IG and i have asked two questions, and he hasn't answered them. i know he's on vacation, but i'm irrationally mad about being ignored.
Participate away! But you know O13. Did you really think no jokes would be made? Really? No one is harassing you. It's no different than referring to prams, or Cheetos, or membranes being stripped, or pooping pants, I mean I could go on and on here
Come on, @trekkiegal13, you know how this place works as well as any of us. You're going to be the butt of jokes for a while. If you want to stick around, you'll just have to have a thick skin. Most people will move on when the jokes lose their novelty but things don't ever get forgotten completely. You said something offensive and some people were really legit offended and others just like to be offended. For what it's worth, it seemed like most people were willing to forgive you once you apologized, so I think you'll be okay as long as you stop bringing it up.
Last night I was playing with DD looking at pictures of DH and I caught myself saying "who is that?.... Daddy hashtag!" ... TB is invading my everyday life. #ithasaniceringthough #shewasconfused
You just reminded me of my other confession. DH's birthday was Tuesday and since he's starting taking up yoga I got him a yoga mat for one of his gifts. The box said NBR yoga mat and my first thought was why did they have to clarify that it's not baby related. Then it hit me, I spend to much time here.
I pounded in a text to a friend of mine yesterday. She didn't reply after that.
I let LO play with my coffee mug in the mornings once I've drank it all. He likes to pretend to drink from it and carry it around the house. I try to make sure every tiny drop is out but he's probably gotten a slight taste of it here and there.
I just noticed that I have a weird video on my phone. I played it and apparently Caleb filmed me getting ready this morning. Creepy kid.
HUH? CAN I GET A RECAP?!
stuck in the box ----
I had him in the floor of our bedroom while I was getting dressed and he was playing with my phone. It started off dark with just him breathing. Then him babbling. Then me talking and then flashes of me getting dressed. Luckily I didn't have a ton of free memory so it's only a minute long but be careful with your phones and babies, ladies!
I just noticed that I have a weird video on my phone. I played it and apparently Caleb filmed me getting ready this morning. Creepy kid.
HUH? CAN I GET A RECAP?!
stuck in the box ----
I had him in the floor of our bedroom while I was getting dressed and he was playing with my phone. It started off dark with just him breathing. Then him babbling. Then me talking and then flashes of me getting dressed. Luckily I didn't have a ton of free memory so it's only a minute long but be careful with your phones and babies, ladies!
This got me thinking of my confession: a few months after I stopped pumping and trying to bf my LO I tried popping my boob in his mouth just to see what he would do... He gagged and batted it away )
Re: FFFC
LO then (2 days) and now (1 year)
Oh god. I just admitted that out loud.
She didn't reply after that.
#oops
Hahaha, I hope you saved it!
BANANAS!!!!!
@trekkiegal13 did you participate in banana gate? If so, you got this coming to you. Better suit up.