May 2014 Moms

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kristine526kristine526 member
edited October 2014 in May 2014 Moms
Confess to me my children.

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  • I charge an PITA fee for customers I don't like. I recently started adding one if they judge my parenting or give extra shitty advice/commentary since Dude comes to work with me. People that say nice things may see a reduction on their bill.

    I constantly feel like saying "Why thank you I did not know rum would magically cure his reflux, tell me more about how your uncle'scousins step-son is a really great Dr." Of course this always happens while I'm feeding him with one hand, answering a call with the other and they randomly want a quote on something they "think" is wrong not something that's been diagnosed.
  • Assiram42Assiram42 member
    edited October 2014
    I put whiskey on my baby's gums, I mean my parents did it and their parents did it, so why mess with tradition?
  • I find too much sarcasm annoying
  • kat8805 said:

    kat8805 said:

    My left breast is currently hanging out, my 5 month old had twisted herself away from it, slide down my side, and keeps licking my arm. It's kind of hilarious really.

    This is not a confession. You can do better.

    Fuck you! You don't know my lyfe! Why are you acting like such a bitch?!
    [-X that's a TOU violation, Missy. Watch it.
  • @comicsans‌ being a SAHM or a Canadian mom on mat leave IS a job. You must be American and used your mat leave up already. I got tons to do today, including laying in bed for another 2 hours till my little decides to wake up from his 12 hour sleep.
    3/29/12 - Married my soulmate
    BFP #1 - 3/23/13 // EDD - 11/27/13 // M/MC - 5/3/13 // D&C - 5/4/13
    BFP #2 - 8/26/13 // EDD - 5/10/14 // Born 5/18/14

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  • kat8805kat8805 member
    edited October 2014
    becole42 said:

    kat8805 said:

    kat8805 said:

    My left breast is currently hanging out, my 5 month old had twisted herself away from it, slide down my side, and keeps licking my arm. It's kind of hilarious really.

    This is not a confession. You can do better.

    Fuck you! You don't know my lyfe! Why are you acting like such a bitch?!
    I believe it's "fuck off" you meant there.
    You were never much of a cool kid, were you?
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  • becole42 said:

    comicsans said:

    I'm sticking baby in front of some math worksheets so I can follow the bad mud all day.

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    LOL- obvious MUD I might add.
    What's MUD?
  • becole42 said:

    kat8805 said:

    becole42 said:

    kat8805 said:

    kat8805 said:

    My left breast is currently hanging out, my 5 month old had twisted herself away from it, slide down my side, and keeps licking my arm. It's kind of hilarious really.

    This is not a confession. You can do better.

    Fuck you! You don't know my lyfe! Why are you acting like such a bitch?!
    I believe it's "fuck off" you meant there.
    You were never much of a cool kid, were you?
    How did you guess my SECRET?!?!?
    LOL - obvious I might add.
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  • becole42 said:
    My left breast is currently hanging out, my 5 month old had twisted herself away from it, slide down my side, and keeps licking my arm. It's kind of hilarious really.
    This is not a confession. You can do better.
    Fuck you! You don't know my lyfe! Why are you acting like such a bitch?!
    I believe it's "fuck off" you meant there.
    You were never much of a cool kid, were you?
    How did you guess my SECRET?!?!?
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  • IBackBevo said:

    Assiram42 said:

    becole42 said:

    comicsans said:

    I'm sticking baby in front of some math worksheets so I can follow the bad mud all day.

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    LOL- obvious MUD I might add.
    What's MUD?
    Massive uterus disease
    That kinda sounds like the pregglies.

    BFP#1 11-26-10 MMC 1-13-11
    BFP#2 6-8-11 Eleanor Beatrice born 2-15-12
    BFP#3 9-4-13 Benjamin Lee born 4-28-14

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  • comicsans said:

    IBackBevo said:

    Assiram42 said:

    becole42 said:

    comicsans said:

    I'm sticking baby in front of some math worksheets so I can follow the bad mud all day.

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    LOL- obvious MUD I might add.
    What's MUD?
    ObviousMassive uterus disease
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  • IBackBevo said:

    Assiram42 said:

    becole42 said:

    comicsans said:

    I'm sticking baby in front of some math worksheets so I can follow the bad mud all day.

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    LOL- obvious MUD I might add.
    What's MUD?
    Massive uterus disease
    That kinda sounds like the pregglies.

    Well, we are on the bump.
    IF DX: DOR & Fragile X pre-mutation carrier
    2011: FSH 13.3 & E 99; AMH 0.54 2nd FSH 6.2 E 40's AFC: 8
    BFP from Clomid/IUI ~ Pre-e and IUGR during pregnancy ~ DS born 9/4/12
    Feb./March 2013: AMH less than 0.16 (undectable) and AFC = 4;
    BFP from supps ~ DS#2 due May 2014

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  • If you had just been drinking rum, it would have been fine. Baby is teething right?
    3/29/12 - Married my soulmate
    BFP #1 - 3/23/13 // EDD - 11/27/13 // M/MC - 5/3/13 // D&C - 5/4/13
    BFP #2 - 8/26/13 // EDD - 5/10/14 // Born 5/18/14

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  • I drank A LOT of red wine last night, but forgot (or was still drunk?) when I breastfed at 2AM. Did I get my baby drunk? He's still sleeping...

    Can he say his ABC ' S backwards?
    IF DX: DOR & Fragile X pre-mutation carrier
    2011: FSH 13.3 & E 99; AMH 0.54 2nd FSH 6.2 E 40's AFC: 8
    BFP from Clomid/IUI ~ Pre-e and IUGR during pregnancy ~ DS born 9/4/12
    Feb./March 2013: AMH less than 0.16 (undectable) and AFC = 4;
    BFP from supps ~ DS#2 due May 2014

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  • I lost all of my baby weight plus some...my baby has a bigger belly than I do.
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  • Assiram42 said:

    awisern said:

    I lost all of my baby weight plus some...my baby has a bigger belly than I do.

    Humble brag much?
    Back off bitch...
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  • awisern said:

    Assiram42 said:

    awisern said:

    I lost all of my baby weight plus some...my baby has a bigger belly than I do.

    Humble brag much?
    Back off bitch...
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  • comicsans said:

    awisern said:

    comicsans said:

    @awisern have you started solids yet?

    Me or the baby?We don't get enough through food stamps so I barely eat hence me being super stellar skinny...The babe...I started her on mashed potatoes a long time ago when my milk started to dry up.
    I don't care about your kid. I'm only here to judge you. What size did you say you are now?
    I'm around a 2 in most sizes...I was an 8/10 before kids.
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  • jenna3878 said:
    You guys.. You just made me overflow a bottle while pumping since I was way too interested in the ridiculousness going on with the board this morning and not paying any attention to what I'm going... Liquid gold all over my pants! (At least they are black so I don't look like I wet myself..)
    be careful, that shit stains

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  • be careful, that shit stains

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    Ermahgawd. Now I want Velveeta. Thanks asshole.
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  • kat8805 said:


    be careful, that shit stains

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    Ermahgawd. Now I want Velveeta. Thanks asshole.

    I used to like velveeta a lot...but that was when I was a size 10...
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