I charge an PITA fee for customers I don't like. I recently started adding one if they judge my parenting or give extra shitty advice/commentary since Dude comes to work with me. People that say nice things may see a reduction on their bill.
I constantly feel like saying "Why thank you I did not know rum would magically cure his reflux, tell me more about how your uncle'scousins step-son is a really great Dr." Of course this always happens while I'm feeding him with one hand, answering a call with the other and they randomly want a quote on something they "think" is wrong not something that's been diagnosed.
My left breast is currently hanging out, my 5 month old had twisted herself away from it, slide down my side, and keeps licking my arm. It's kind of hilarious really.
My left breast is currently hanging out, my 5 month old had twisted herself away from it, slide down my side, and keeps licking my arm. It's kind of hilarious really.
This is not a confession. You can do better.
BFP#1 11-26-10 MMC 1-13-11
BFP#2 6-8-11 Eleanor Beatrice born 2-15-12 BFP#3 9-4-13 Benjamin Lee born 4-28-14
My left breast is currently hanging out, my 5 month old had twisted herself away from it, slide down my side, and keeps licking my arm. It's kind of hilarious really.
This is not a confession. You can do better.
Fuck you! You don't know my lyfe! Why are you acting like such a bitch?!
My left breast is currently hanging out, my 5 month old had twisted herself away from it, slide down my side, and keeps licking my arm. It's kind of hilarious really.
This is not a confession. You can do better.
Fuck you! You don't know my lyfe! Why are you acting like such a bitch?!
I haven't slept in 6 weeks. Also hormones.
BFP#1 11-26-10 MMC 1-13-11
BFP#2 6-8-11 Eleanor Beatrice born 2-15-12 BFP#3 9-4-13 Benjamin Lee born 4-28-14
My left breast is currently hanging out, my 5 month old had twisted herself away from it, slide down my side, and keeps licking my arm. It's kind of hilarious really.
This is not a confession. You can do better.
Fuck you! You don't know my lyfe! Why are you acting like such a bitch?!
My left breast is currently hanging out, my 5 month old had twisted herself away from it, slide down my side, and keeps licking my arm. It's kind of hilarious really.
This is not a confession. You can do better.
Fuck you! You don't know my lyfe! Why are you acting like such a bitch?!
[-X that's a TOU violation, Missy. Watch it.
We could page the mods. Since when do we only have one???
BFP#1 11-26-10 MMC 1-13-11
BFP#2 6-8-11 Eleanor Beatrice born 2-15-12 BFP#3 9-4-13 Benjamin Lee born 4-28-14
@comicsans being a SAHM or a Canadian mom on mat leave IS a job. You must be American and used your mat leave up already. I got tons to do today, including laying in bed for another 2 hours till my little decides to wake up from his 12 hour sleep.
My left breast is currently hanging out, my 5 month old had twisted herself away from it, slide down my side, and keeps licking my arm. It's kind of hilarious really.
This is not a confession. You can do better.
Fuck you! You don't know my lyfe! Why are you acting like such a bitch?!
My left breast is currently hanging out, my 5 month old had twisted herself away from it, slide down my side, and keeps licking my arm. It's kind of hilarious really.
This is not a confession. You can do better.
Fuck you! You don't know my lyfe! Why are you acting like such a bitch?!
I'm sticking baby in front of some math worksheets so I can follow the bad mud all day.
LOL- obvious MUD I might add.
What's MUD?
Massive uterus disease
IF DX: DOR & Fragile X pre-mutation carrier
2011: FSH 13.3 & E 99; AMH 0.54
2nd FSH 6.2 E 40's AFC: 8
BFP from Clomid/IUI ~ Pre-e and IUGR during pregnancy ~ DS born 9/4/12
Feb./March 2013: AMH less than 0.16 (undectable) and AFC = 4; BFP from supps ~ DS#2 due May 2014
My left breast is currently hanging out, my 5 month old had twisted herself away from it, slide down my side, and keeps licking my arm. It's kind of hilarious really.
This is not a confession. You can do better.
Fuck you! You don't know my lyfe! Why are you acting like such a bitch?!
I'm sticking baby in front of some math worksheets so I can follow the bad mud all day.
LOL- obvious MUD I might add.
What's MUD?
Massive uterus disease
That kinda sounds like the pregglies.
Well, we are on the bump.
IF DX: DOR & Fragile X pre-mutation carrier
2011: FSH 13.3 & E 99; AMH 0.54
2nd FSH 6.2 E 40's AFC: 8
BFP from Clomid/IUI ~ Pre-e and IUGR during pregnancy ~ DS born 9/4/12
Feb./March 2013: AMH less than 0.16 (undectable) and AFC = 4; BFP from supps ~ DS#2 due May 2014
I drank A LOT of red wine last night, but forgot (or was still drunk?) when I breastfed at 2AM. Did I get my baby drunk? He's still sleeping...
Can he say his ABC ' S backwards?
IF DX: DOR & Fragile X pre-mutation carrier
2011: FSH 13.3 & E 99; AMH 0.54
2nd FSH 6.2 E 40's AFC: 8
BFP from Clomid/IUI ~ Pre-e and IUGR during pregnancy ~ DS born 9/4/12
Feb./March 2013: AMH less than 0.16 (undectable) and AFC = 4; BFP from supps ~ DS#2 due May 2014
Me or the baby? We don't get enough through food stamps so I barely eat hence me being super stellar skinny...The babe...I started her on mashed potatoes a long time ago when my milk started to dry up.
IF DX: DOR & Fragile X pre-mutation carrier
2011: FSH 13.3 & E 99; AMH 0.54
2nd FSH 6.2 E 40's AFC: 8
BFP from Clomid/IUI ~ Pre-e and IUGR during pregnancy ~ DS born 9/4/12
Feb./March 2013: AMH less than 0.16 (undectable) and AFC = 4; BFP from supps ~ DS#2 due May 2014
Me or the baby?We don't get enough through food stamps so I barely eat hence me being super stellar skinny...The babe...I started her on mashed potatoes a long time ago when my milk started to dry up.
I don't care about your kid. I'm only here to judge you. What size did you say you are now?
I'm around a 2 in most sizes...I was an 8/10 before kids.
You guys.. You just made me overflow a bottle while pumping since I was way too interested in the ridiculousness going on with the board this morning and not paying any attention to what I'm going... Liquid gold all over my pants! (At least they are black so I don't look like I wet myself..)
Re: FFFC
BFP#3 9-4-13 Benjamin Lee born 4-28-14
I constantly feel like saying "Why thank you I did not know rum would magically cure his reflux, tell me more about how your uncle'scousins step-son is a really great Dr." Of course this always happens while I'm feeding him with one hand, answering a call with the other and they randomly want a quote on something they "think" is wrong not something that's been diagnosed.
BFP#3 9-4-13 Benjamin Lee born 4-28-14
BFP#3 9-4-13 Benjamin Lee born 4-28-14
BFP#3 9-4-13 Benjamin Lee born 4-28-14
BFP #1 - 3/23/13 // EDD - 11/27/13 // M/MC - 5/3/13 // D&C - 5/4/13
BFP #2 - 8/26/13 // EDD - 5/10/14 // Born 5/18/14
2011: FSH 13.3 & E 99; AMH 0.54 2nd FSH 6.2 E 40's AFC: 8
BFP from Clomid/IUI ~ Pre-e and IUGR during pregnancy ~ DS born 9/4/12
Feb./March 2013: AMH less than 0.16 (undectable) and AFC = 4;
BFP from supps ~ DS#2 due May 2014
May 2014 January Siggy Challenge:
BFP#3 9-4-13 Benjamin Lee born 4-28-14
2011: FSH 13.3 & E 99; AMH 0.54 2nd FSH 6.2 E 40's AFC: 8
BFP from Clomid/IUI ~ Pre-e and IUGR during pregnancy ~ DS born 9/4/12
Feb./March 2013: AMH less than 0.16 (undectable) and AFC = 4;
BFP from supps ~ DS#2 due May 2014
May 2014 January Siggy Challenge:
BFP #1 - 3/23/13 // EDD - 11/27/13 // M/MC - 5/3/13 // D&C - 5/4/13
BFP #2 - 8/26/13 // EDD - 5/10/14 // Born 5/18/14
2011: FSH 13.3 & E 99; AMH 0.54 2nd FSH 6.2 E 40's AFC: 8
BFP from Clomid/IUI ~ Pre-e and IUGR during pregnancy ~ DS born 9/4/12
Feb./March 2013: AMH less than 0.16 (undectable) and AFC = 4;
BFP from supps ~ DS#2 due May 2014
May 2014 January Siggy Challenge:
2011: FSH 13.3 & E 99; AMH 0.54 2nd FSH 6.2 E 40's AFC: 8
BFP from Clomid/IUI ~ Pre-e and IUGR during pregnancy ~ DS born 9/4/12
Feb./March 2013: AMH less than 0.16 (undectable) and AFC = 4;
BFP from supps ~ DS#2 due May 2014
May 2014 January Siggy Challenge:
be careful, that shit stains
Ermahgawd. Now I want Velveeta. Thanks asshole.
Ermahgawd. Now I want Velveeta. Thanks asshole.
I used to like velveeta a lot...but that was when I was a size 10...