Stupid shit significant others say...

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pintsizemama15 said:

jensavicci said:

Hm. Just noticed I posted in the middle of a flame.

Awkwerd.

My comment didn't stick. I think the flaming is done. Right, @litera‌ ?

But....I just got here start over from the beginning!

Lol ok, ok. So I missed it this time. I'll be back for the next Maybe.

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jensavicci said:

Hm. Just noticed I posted in the middle of a flame.

Awkwerd.

I just thought you were trying to casually change the subject!

jensavicci

livelaughlove88 said:

jensavicci said:

Hm. Just noticed I posted in the middle of a flame.

Awkwerd.

I just thought you were trying to casually change the subject!

Sure! I'll take it. We can pretend I'm smooth like that.

lol B-)

Nichole8787

Dh took care of Baylor for a couple of hours while I was out with my mom. I come home to the same general mayhem that I've come to expect when dh is home alone with baby. You know dirty diaper on the changing table, bottles out, milk storage bags empty on counter etc....whatever. Then I walk into the breakfast nook and our bulletin board is on the floor with papers everywhere. 

I say "Babe what happened to the board"

Him "It fell"

Me "Are you planning on putting it back up?"

Him "The baby was crying"

Me " ok. So when are you going to put it up?"

Him "The baby was crying"

Me "Ok. The baby isn't crying now....."

It's been two days. I said fuck it and just put it back up myself. I swear I wish "The baby was crying" could be my excuse not to do anything. I'd never have to clean again....

and btw @jensavicci you and your dw are so freaking cute! Super jealous over here ;0) we haven't been rocking the boat at all this way.

jensavicci

@Nichole8787‌

Thank you!

DW popped her non existent collar lol which means thank you.

jensavicci

cko521 said:

jensavicci said:

@Nichole8787‌

Thank you!

DW popped her non existent collar lol which means thank you.

Let her join the bump! The two of you sound all kinds of fun together!

I do think she would like it! I'll see if she will.

mrscutforth

sharmon1317 said:

I had to take DD's temperature the other night. This was the following convoy DH: You violated my daughters butthole without my permission?!? Me: She felt warm, I needed to take her temp! DH: I'm gonna violate your butthole but the thermometer is going to be a hell of a lot bigger! Me: *eye roll*

Lmao.. That's totally something my DH would say!

Same. 

cuntasaurusrex

Nope, not done flaming.

darkangel42 said:

livelaughlove88 said:

Also, yeah I'm also side-eying someone who gets mad at their SO for calling to check on them. I could see it if you specifically told him you would be trying to forget about it and to please not bring it up, but if you didn't then he was definitely just being nice. That's why guys think women are such mysteries and impossible to please. Although maybe he didn't need to explicitly say why he was calling to check on you since it would have been self evident, but still.

The part where I said "I'm probably going to watch a movie tonight because I don't want to think about it" could have given it away. I'm sorry I didn't relay the entire afternoon's conversation so a load of internet strangers wouldn't side-eye me. I really didn't think anyone would care enough to even read it, much less comment on it. 





Expecting anyone to just "get" something via inference and then getting butthurt when the message doesn't make it is your fault alone. Because clearly he didn't hear that one loud and clear. Say what you mean and mean what you say. And maybe be a little more grateful for a husband that gives a shit about why you're pouting.

Nichole8787

"I'm tired". No explanation needed.

darkangel42

Yesterday, he punched the side of the stairs. Not in anger or very hard, I think he was being silly. Then he yelped and said his hand hurt.

I guess that's more of a stupid thing he did rather than said but I'm leaving it here.

jensavicci

Wrong thread lol

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pintsizemama15 said:

jensavicci said:

Wrong thread lol

I'm looking forward to your DW telling us the dumb things you say :P
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Lol she is going to light my ass on fire. She knows my dumb side far more than anyone else.

I. Am. Screwed.

Nichole8787

jensavicci said:

pintsizemama15 said:

jensavicci said:

Wrong thread lol

I'm looking forward to your DW telling us the dumb things you say :P

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Lol she is going to light my ass on fire. She knows my dumb side far more than anyone else.

I. Am. Screwed.

Did she decide to join?

jensavicci

@Nichole8787‌

She did!

She's @nocturnealley‌. I think she's still only able to lurk though. Haven't spoken with her about it today.

TugboatSheila

@jensavicci‌ i must applaud her choice in screen name!!

MrsKubley

On our first walk when Henry was about two weeks old we went about 4-5 blocks to a convenience store and back. When we got there Husband looks at me and says "do we leave him and the stroller out here?". "Um we're not talking about the dog and a bike here, the baby and stroller are allowed in all stores" I said.

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nocturnealley

@pintsizemama15‌

I'll have to get back to you on things she says. However, my mother has a slight step inbetween her dining room and living room. Jen trips over it every time.

Every. Single. Time.

nocturnealley

Ok. Now that I've got a bit of time to kill, I have more.

She doesn't always automatically know what time it is if you say "quarter after."

Her reasoning?

Jen: "A quarter equals 25 cents rights? So, if you say "quarter after" it has to mean 25 minutes after"

Uh, does it, babe? Does it really?

jensavicci

@nocturnealley‌

Welp, I think that's enough internet for you today!

darkangel42

OH's reasoning for eating my box of snacks that I'd hidden so he couldn't eat it:

"You left it there for so long, I thought you didn't want it"

I'd bought it 2 days prior AND told him specifically not to eat it AND bought him his own snacks.

Artistmom30

darkangel42 said:

OH's reasoning for eating my box of snacks that I'd hidden so he couldn't eat it:

"You left it there for so long, I thought you didn't want it"

I'd bought it 2 days prior AND told him specifically not to eat it AND bought him his own snacks.

I feel ya. My DH says that to me. All. The. Time. Even if it's only been there a day or two.

darkangel42

OH was watching TV with FiL while I worked in the kitchen, there was an ED medication ad and one of the side effect warnings is "see a doctor if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours"

OH and FiL chat about 4 hour erections for a few minutes and then -

OH: I'd love it, 4 hours would be awesome! 

FiL: I dunno, I don't think it would be as good as it sounds.

OH: Hey [darkangel42], what would you do if you had an erection lasting 4 hours?

Me: o.0

OH: Oh, I forgot you're a girl.

darkangel42

cko521 said:

OH was watching TV with FiL while I worked in the kitchen, there was an ED medication ad and one of the side effect warnings is "see a doctor if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours"

OH and FiL chat about 4 hour erections for a few minutes and then -

OH: I'd love it, 4 hours would be awesome! 

FiL: I dunno, I don't think it would be as good as it sounds.

OH: Hey [darkangel42], what would you do if you had an erection lasting 4 hours?

Me: o.0

OH: Oh, I forgot you're a girl.

Ew.

Yep. Pretty much.
I think they forgot I was there, they're usually much better behaved.

squnkie

jensavicci said:

Lol she is going to light my ass on fire. She knows my dumb side far more than anyone else.

I. Am. Screwed.

nocturnealley said:

@pintsizemama15‌

I'll have to get back to you on things she says. However, my mother has a slight step inbetween her dining room and living room. Jen trips over it every time.

Every. Single. Time.

At least try to sound like two different people...