!!!Let's Play The Story Time Game!!!

jensavicci

Ok, so I want to try something that turns into this magical funny fantastic ball of fun. (LOL when I typed out "fun" autocorrect changed it to "cum." I thought you all should know that.)

Anyway, so it's boring today. Let's play a game. You usually play it in person but, I want to see how this turns out hah. So, I'll start a story with one sentence and you guys have to finish it. Once I post the first sentence to the story, someone has to post the next sentence. then someone else has to follow up with another sentence...Example,

I start with: "Becky Mchoebags woke up one late morning and found a gray hair.

Then someone else posts: "that gray hair was so long and corse that even scissors couldn't cut it"

And then some other third person posts: "Poor Becky McHoeBags was now sad and gray."

Then story continues with every new sentence added by someone else. You can add and change details to the story too! So, it could be a never ending story lol.

-----THE RULES-----

1. You can only use one sentence per comment. It has to be a full sentence. No fragments and no run-ons. No paragraphs. It's better if you add more description in your sentences though @litera‌ I feel like you will own that part of the game LOL.)

2. Please don't quote the person your sentence comes after. That'll just turn into one gigantic quote hell.

3. Make sure you put quotation marks ("") around your sentence so that we know it's part of the story and not just a regular comment.

4. You can keep adding to the story when you feel like you have a good sentence to add.

5. Anything goes. Make this story as crazy and stupid as possible haha. GIFS are cool too! Except offensive things. Don't be that one offensive person.

This could be like the never ending random thread but for one massive story. Gawd I hope this works. Fingas crossed! Here we go...

jensavicci

Starting sentence!

"Once upon a time there was a girl name Becky McHoebags."

jensavicci

"Sally slore was a major whore"

It rhymed lol *shrug*

jensavicci

Alright! The joint might not be jumping yet, but I have hope that it will

littlemissmarla

"Becky and Sally both aspired to be the world's best strippers."

darkangel42

"One morning, at around 4am give or take a few minutes, Sally's phone beeped and a message from Becky popped up that said 'HELP! It's an emergency!' "

jensavicci

"Shortly after, another text from Becky came in saying 'my finger is stuck!' "

You guy can keep coming back to add to the story btw. You don't just have to post one and be done lol.

hrgwu2006

"Giggling to herself, Sally wondered what (or who!) Becky was experimenting with."

huggabunch

"Upon arriving at Becky's house, Sally was shocked by what she saw."

jensavicci

"There she found Becky drunk, alone and cuffed to her bed with her finger caught in her pant zipper."

nolemomma14

" Becky laughed and told Sally to help her get the cuffs off, pour the two of them a drink, and then she would tell the story".

TricksyPixie

"Sally smirked slyly as she slinked past the doorway to Look for the key."

Alliteration, ftw.

rachelchristina

"She looked everywhere, but the key was no where to be found."

skr1619

"Sally was going to tell Becky she couldn't find the key, when Becky yelped out in pain and clutched at her stomach."

missyrissy

"Oh the horror" She yelped!!!

Nichole8787

"Sally thought that the pain would ease but it kept shooting through her body like lighting"

Knbh

"That was when Sally realized with great shock that both she and Becky had been poisoned."

jensavicci

"Becky began violently vomiting up and then Sally's head began to spin."

Nichole8787

"All of a sudden sally's finger began to throb just like beckys!"

jensavicci

"Suddenly then, Sally's finger fell off and crawled away!"

missyrissy

"This must be the apocalipse!"

ADC1979

"Suddenly, a ninja crashed through the window, picked up the horrific crawling finger, and threw it across the room."

ChrisB

The finger hit the wall and landed next to the large, unlocked gun case. The finger laughed..."BWAH HAHAHAHA". 

missyrissy

Why the heck was the gun case unlocked? They thought

rachelchristina

"She yelled for Sally to come get the key out of her pocket so they could get out and avoid being shot by the finger."

Edit-quotation marks

TricksyPixie

"Sally skittered towards Becky, but fell face first to the floor, which was weak and broke open beneath her."

Nichole8787

"Inside of the sex chamber was a six foot tallsex siren with hair like fire!"

jensavicci

"The sex siren's name was Jenevieve and she had a thing for thigh highs"

LOL go crazy ladies.

TricksyPixie

Six foot tall redhead with thigh highs? I may have to tap out! Gettin all hot in here and whatnot.

rachelchristina

"Then Caleb's teacher woke him up from his dream by asking if he knew the answer to question 13, and that's when he realized he fell asleep in his history class."

jensavicci

@TricksyPixie‌

Lol you can change it up somehow if ya want.

Much like @rachelchristina‌ just did LOL

ADC1979

"Caleb's teacher cleared her throat and asked, "Caleb, since you feel you can snore in my class, do you care to tell us what you were dreaming about?"

kenziebug22

"Caleb stammered, trying to gather his thoughts, but he could only think of that sex basement in his dream."

nolemomma14

" it didn't help any that his best friend sitting in front of him, turned around to look at him, and Caleb realized SHE was the sex siren in the dream basement!"

TexasGirl81

"Caleb was stuck staring at her in the eyes, and all of a sudden he was indeed growing a huge erection!"

ADC1979

"Caleb jumped up from his desk, his cheeks red, and yelled, "I'll be right back, I have to go take a dump!"

TricksyPixie

"Caleb shut himself in a stall, and tried to figure out how he could have had such a dream about his best friend he had known since childhood."

TexasGirl81

Someone chime in! I suck a this, so I'm depending on y'all for some excitement!! Ha!

jensavicci

"Suddenly, Caleb's best friend, who's name is Cindy, came running into the bathroom frantically looking for him."

kenziebug22

"Caleb yelled! What are you doing in here!?"

TricksyPixie

"In his frantic panic and mix of emotions, Caleb vomited all over the floor- and Cindy."

It's a natural reaction to stress and anxiety y'all. Just tryin' to be real. B-)