Ready to see my Baby!

alyse0305

I'm entertaining myself based on the cluelessness of all of you! I'm not telling you how skinny I am I'm telling you I ATE 20 PIZZA ROLLS!! Pretty sure we could #FatGirlPost on that one.. Geez ladies! You're really overthinking my posts. Let's all sit in a circle- hold hands- and practice our Lamaze breathing! I love that you guys are trying to demonize me but I'm really just having fun at your confusion!

alyse0305

What's a WK?! I'm unfamiliar with that one.. Wonderful Kegels?

jennjilljo

alyse0305 said:

I'm entertaining myself based on the cluelessness of all of you! I'm not telling you how skinny I am I'm telling you I ATE 20 PIZZA ROLLS!! Pretty sure we could #FatGirlPost on that one.. Geez ladies! You're really overthinking my posts. Let's all sit in a circle- hold hands- and practice our Lamaze breathing! I love that you guys are trying to demonize me but I'm really just having fun at your confusion!

Only 20? Not impressed. 

lizjennings81

Sarcasm, eh?

crystalw88

I don't think I've ever been 107....side note- I want pizza rolls!!

chickyclg

alyse0305 said:

I'm entertaining myself based on the cluelessness of all of you! 1)I'm not telling you how skinny I am I'm telling you I ATE 20 PIZZA ROLLS!! Pretty sure we could #FatGirlPost on that one.. Geez ladies! You're really overthinking my posts. 2&3)Let's all sit in a circle- hold hands- and practice our Lamaze breathing! I love that you guys are trying to demonize me but I'm really just having fun at your confusion!

1)You told us about how you only weigh 108lbs. (read with sarcasm)

2) No thanks!

3) No need, I'm planning a CS

erobbins09

Wonderful Kegels is the best thing you've said thus far...

My reaction to threads that go to the dark side..




Edit: autocorrected

chickyclg

erobbins09 said:

Wonderful Kegels is the best thing you've said thus far... My reaction to threads that go to the dark side.. Edit: autocorrected

LMAO!! I missed that one!

MommyOfAMiracle

 

**STUCK IN A BOX**

Cookie0875

@chickenonsunday I love Bon Qui Qui...I wish there was a good quote to use here, but all that comes to mind is, "I will CUT YOU".

@alyse0305 maybe you should take it down a notch...or put on your big girl panties and deal with the snark that comes after you try to WK.  

thegoodpotato

I am honestly confused by this... a person who actually participates pretty regularly, and suddenly there's all this BSC going on.



Sorry I couldn't find a GIF from TNG.....

AF9211

This is the shit I was talking about in the UO thread this morning. And for some reason, I find it incredibly condescending when we're referred to as "ladies." You're not our disciplinarian. Shut up.

thegoodpotato

CrazyCornball said:

thegoodpotato said:

I am honestly confused by this... a person who actually participates pretty regularly, and suddenly there's all this BSC going on.



Sorry I couldn't find a GIF from TNG.....

I'll leave this here:

I just have to say.... I love the teamwork on this board.  Exemplary!

erobbins09

I believe in granting her full immunity for said comments IF and ONLY IF she changes her SN to WonderfulKegels

foxslaw

Wow. Congratulations. How is your weight relevant to any of this besides trying to make people feel like crap? @alyse0305‌

bhjones1980

She is trying so hard to be witty and clever and failing epically.... Oh we "get you"

krysmill

@krendel1990‌ it went from funny to this! (

mamabutt

I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry....
*Slowly backs out of thread, swearing to never return*

reneamac313

I'm so confused but I can't stop laughing and crying. All of this is so good.

lizzybean

Okay @sugahcookie01 WHAT does WK stand for??

lilybug319

I don't know what took me so long to open this up. You gals are hilarious.

lizzybean

Thank you @KristinMTBell Ive never seen that in all my years on TB!!