An Aggie was riding an elevator to his apartment when the elevator stopped and a beautiful woman got on. After the doors closed she hit the STOP button and ripped of all of her clothes throwing them in a pile on the floor. 'Make me feel like a woman', she says. The Aggie rips off his clothes, throwing them on her pile of clothes. 'Alright', he said 'do the laundry.'
Just assuming the Aggie mom married a fellow Aggie )
Guys I'm so embarrassed to even admit this but my husband has a 2 year degree. From a community college. GASP! Yet he makes way more than I do and has an incredibly stable job. Oh well. Guess I have to get rid of him.
I'll take him! My H has a 4 year degree so me and him probably shouldn't be together
I'm thinking tomorrow I'll make cinnamon buns and rice Krispy treats to go along with the leftover brownies. Of course I may need to go pick up some fudge to go on top.
I'm thinking tomorrow I'll make cinnamon buns and rice Krispy treats to go along with the leftover brownies. Of course I may need to go pick up some fudge to go on top.
/living in a fantasy land
I'll be there!!! Even if its your fantasy, I'll join
(Zoe Claire- born at 33.6 weeks- November 19, '14 - 5lbs 15oz)
I make DH open them for me. I'm always 100% positive that *this* will be the can that makes the newspapers as it explodes and takes off half of a poor pregnant woman's body off.
@Firefly3911 I bought JUST the sheet cake from our bakery and made my frosting and decorated it myself. Worked out perfect.
I'd rather bake the cake and have someone else decorate it! Lol that's where my skills are lacking: icing a cake.
@Firefly3911 If you suck at icing.... Bake some yummy chocolate cupcakes and dollop some fresh whipped cream on top. Sprinkles, a few blueberries or some chocolate shavings with a vegetable peeler make it look fancy
Now I'm hungry for sweets...frosting with graham crackers sounds good
That sounds reminiscent of a dunkaroo. Anyone remember those?
I loved the chocolate frosting ones and then at one point they had like a birthday cake frosting with the weird sprinkly things in it. I liked that one, too. hahaha.
I don't do direct sales. As I've said before, I started my own company that hes become very successful. I didn't have a huge client base to start out with, but I made it work because I was going to stay at home when my oldest was born. I work during nap/rest time and in the evenings. It's not my kids fault they are on this Earth, so why should I deprive them of the ability to stay with their mother who is suppose to be their to nurture their child?
Just to make sure I'm understanding... According to that last sentence, don't have children if you cant stay home to raise them?
That is not what I am saying at all. I just don't like people saying they have to work and can't be a stay at home mom when they haven't tried every option. There are some mothers who do better in a structured work environment and get to go home to the baby when they are off work. I didn't say that makes them any less of a parent. If they want a more cushioned easier life by going to work, that's their prerogative, but don't give the bs that being a sahm isn't possible.
What is your problem and how were you raised? How have you become so judgmental and tactless?
I'm in the airport and this made me so hungry! I turned around and bought a red candied apple! So excited to devour it later, yum! I love when crazy threads go to food, cause then I can post without fueling the flames! Edited to add!
5 IUIs and an IVF
It's all worth it for Baby Boy, born 9/30/13!
What do you know, Baby Girl just popped up! Due 1/2/15
I don't do direct sales. As I've said before, I started my own company that hes become very successful. I didn't have a huge client base to start out with, but I made it work because I was going to stay at home when my oldest was born. I work during nap/rest time and in the evenings. It's not my kids fault they are on this Earth, so why should I deprive them of the ability to stay with their mother who is suppose to be their to nurture their child?
Just to make sure I'm understanding... According to that last sentence, don't have children if you cant stay home to raise them?
That is not what I am saying at all. I just don't like people saying they have to work and can't be a stay at home mom when they haven't tried every option. There are some mothers who do better in a structured work environment and get to go home to the baby when they are off work. I didn't say that makes them any less of a parent. If they want a more cushioned easier life by going to work, that's their prerogative, but don't give the bs that being a sahm isn't possible.
What is your problem and how were you raised? How have you become so judgmental and tactless?
I am not the one who is tactless. I am raising my children the same way I was raised. I come from a family who prides ourselves on our hard work ethic, ability to overcome adversity, and raise our children to not be complete screw ups who will bring down what is left in the world that is right.
I just had a reese peanut butter cup while i read all 7 pages of this crap the chocolate bar wasnt big enough and there was no vodka in my OJ there should have been a warning on this thread ..."caution copious amounts of chocolate and or alcohol are required while reading this thread"
I don't do direct sales. As I've said before, I started my own company that hes become very successful. I didn't have a huge client base to start out with, but I made it work because I was going to stay at home when my oldest was born. I work during nap/rest time and in the evenings. It's not my kids fault they are on this Earth, so why should I deprive them of the ability to stay with their mother who is suppose to be their to nurture their child?
Just to make sure I'm understanding... According to that last sentence, don't have children if you cant stay home to raise them?
That is not what I am saying at all. I just don't like people saying they have to work and can't be a stay at home mom when they haven't tried every option. There are some mothers who do better in a structured work environment and get to go home to the baby when they are off work. I didn't say that makes them any less of a parent. If they want a more cushioned easier life by going to work, that's their prerogative, but don't give the bs that being a sahm isn't possible.
What is your problem and how were you raised? How have you become so judgmental and tactless?
I am not the one who is tactless. I am raising my children the same way I was raised. I come from a family who prides ourselves on our hard work ethic, ability to overcome adversity, and raise our children to not be complete screw ups who will bring down what is left in the world that is right.
So you think raising your children to be judgmental bigots is a good thing? Yeah, be really proud of that.
.......... Oh mah gad stahp! She wants the attention for her ugly bigotry. Ignore, ignore.
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Re: Wishing I can be a SAHM (not possible)
woman got on. After the doors closed she hit the STOP button and ripped of all of her clothes
throwing them in a pile on the floor. 'Make me feel like a woman', she says.
The Aggie rips off his clothes, throwing them on her pile of clothes.
'Alright', he said 'do the laundry.'
Just assuming the Aggie mom married a fellow Aggie
I'm thinking tomorrow I'll make cinnamon buns and rice Krispy treats to go along with the leftover brownies. Of course I may need to go pick up some fudge to go on top.
/living in a fantasy land
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Who isn't?!
I make DH open them for me. I'm always 100% positive that *this* will be the can that makes the newspapers as it explodes and takes off half of a poor pregnant woman's body off.
Fantasy land is never boring
DSS: 15 DS: 7
DD born 1/3/15
I'd rather bake the cake and have someone else decorate it! Lol that's where my skills are lacking: icing a cake.
@Firefly3911
If you suck at icing.... Bake some yummy chocolate cupcakes and dollop some fresh whipped cream on top. Sprinkles, a few blueberries or some chocolate shavings with a vegetable peeler make it look fancy
I love when crazy threads go to food, cause then I can post without fueling the flames!
Edited to add!
Oh mah gad stahp! She wants the attention for her ugly bigotry. Ignore, ignore.
BFP#1 EDD 04.20.2010, SUNSHINE baby boy born 03.31.2010
BFP#2 EDD 12.07.2014, natural mc 04.09.2014 at 5w3d
BFP#3 EDD 01.14.15, RAINBOW baby girl born 01.16.2015
jan'15 january siggy challenge: baby fails