You roll over to nurse your baby in the middle of the night, take out your boob, only to realize that the dog is in bed next to you and your baby is in her room in her crib. (and you never did bedshare, which makes it even stranger lol)
You roll over to nurse your baby in the middle of the night, take out your boob, only to realize that the dog is in bed next to you and your baby is in her room in her crib. (and you never did bedshare, which makes it even stranger lol)
You're out of town visiting your parents and nurse DS in sidelying position to sleep. Two hours later with my still boob out, my little sister picks up DS to put him in his PNP. And I...rolled over and went back to sleep.
You forget if you've shampooed your hair so you shampoo it again...3 times because you forgot again, 30 seconds later, if you had shampooed your hair.
Edit because apparently I'm tired and forgot the difference between a period and a comma.
There are a few, ha ha!! Pouring OJ in your cereal, I'm known to do that. And giving DS his bottle with the cover cap still on. No wonder he's crying and screaming. Poor boy
...you frantically wake up in a stupor thinking your baby is asleep in bed next to you and you're rolling over on her when you NEVER bed shared. I have this thought like twice a week.
Mine is the opposite. We bed shared up until now and have been starting him out in the crib for bedtime. I have quite a few times woke up throwing pillows and blankets searching for baby thinking he was lost in my blankets or has rolled off the bed. I look across the room to a snoring baby in his crib. Nothing like that to make your heart skip a few beats...
...you frantically wake up in a stupor thinking your baby is asleep in bed next to you and you're rolling over on her when you NEVER bed shared. I have this thought like twice a week.
Mine is the opposite. We bed shared up until now and have been starting him out in the crib for bedtime. I have quite a few times woke up throwing pillows and blankets searching for baby thinking he was lost in my blankets or has rolled off the bed. I look across the room to a snoring baby in his crib. Nothing like that to make your heart skip a few beats...
During the first few days of motherhood, I would often wake up thinking there was another baby lost in the room somewhere. I even made up the name Podrick lol. Ridiculous.
You wake up and thank DH for changing a diaper and magically getting DD back to sleep without a boob. Then he wakes up and says," huh? You got back in bed from nursing her to sleep 2 hours ago..."...I did??
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You wake up and thank DH for changing a diaper and magically getting DD back to sleep without a boob. Then he wakes up and says," huh? You got back in bed from nursing her to sleep 2 hours ago..."...I did??