Tell me something embarrassing

Holly_1007

Because it's slow. Most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you.

Holly_1007

My senior year of high school I was sitting in English class not feeling well. I asked to go to the bathroom and the teacher was all pissy and told me to wait. The classroom was set up so that everyone sat around a large oval table. I puked all over the table.

BeebopandBuddy

I'm really trying hard to think of something. The best I can come up with is:

I arrived at my HS graduation with my family (parents, grandparents, etc.) it was on a college campus so, when I went to get in line with the graduates, my mom walked with me. We get to the end of the line so I say "see you later" and my mom replies " there's something on your face". So she licks her finger and wipes my face in front of the entire senior class. Seventeen-year-old me wanted to die.

Eastie156

mmm... ok.

I was with H at his in-laws a few years back (before E was in the picture) and decided to go on a run. It was a pretty good run. Like 3-5 miles. On my way back, I started getting massive stomach cramps and felt like I had to go #2. There was literally no where to go and it went from bad pains to uncontrollable cramps. Pooped my pants. Had to walk back to their house, with it dripping down the inside of my pants (thank god I was wearing black running pants). Another huge relief was that no one was home. They'd gone out to golf and it was just me. Most embarrassing moment, EVER!

willy_gert

My sophomore year in college, my friends and I went and tailgated at a baseball game.  We waited too long to go get tickets and they sold out.  So, we were going to go to my friend's house and continue our little party.  She decided to invite her super hot cousins and a few other friends and told them all that she was going to have two super hot friends at her house.  

As if that were not embarrassing enough, I had to pee really badly and around the stadium, no businesses allow people to use their restrooms.  I tried to hold it until we got to her house, but all the sudden I had to sneeze and I ended up peeing my pants.  I had to go home and refused to go back to her house to continue the party because I felt so foolish.

MommaP12

Umm, is there a character limit to threads because I am the queen of embarrassing myself!

1) Once when i was single, about 25 years old, I was standing in the middle of a group of good looking guys chatting/flirting.  Had to excuse myself to use the ladies room and as I turned from the group WIPED OUT ON THE BAR FLOOR.    What a hottie.

2) I once IM'd a nasty IM to a co-worker that was supposed to go to another co-worker about her, whoops!

3) Not super embarrassing, but had to go commando on my wedding day because the silky blue panties I bought were falling off due to the weight of my drop waist dress.  At the church I ripped them off and my BFF/Maid of honor stuffed them in her purse.

I'll leave it at that.

tyrannasaurusjess

I was a junior in highschool and my (stupid) bf had just broken up with me. My BFF and I were at a basketball game, and he was with his friends directly across the court from us. We got up to go get something to eat, and I fell down the bleachers. Like, tumbled down them to the ground.

I'm sure I have better stories, but that's the only one I can think of right now

melody921

Junior year in college, the guy I was dating and I were getting rather frisky, not realizing that the way our building was set up allowed for people in another part of the building to look directly into my room. We were alerted to our audience when they started cheering. Yeah, pretty sure I never looked those neighbors in the eye again since it was pretty easy to figure out which window was mine.

Pokedot

I was about 8-10ish and my dad took my brother and I to the local ski hill to go tubing. I went down the hill, everything was peachy. Connect my tube to the pully system to get me back up to the top. I'm almos to the top and my tube let's loose. I knocked out almost every single person on the pully down the line. Worst part was I could hear a kid near the bottom say "She's coming!!!!!" Yup that was me. Haven't been back since.

Oh I have another. My parents took my brother and I to mini golfing and on the bumper boats. It was hotter than hell that day. I went to get off the bumper boat and the boat wasn't tied well. One foot on pavement the other on the bumper boat. Landed right in the water. I couldn't get out either because my clothes were weighing me down. The super hot attendant had to get a plastic chair in the pool so I could use that to step out. One word, mortified.

PenelopePond

I feel like I'm constantly embarrassed, but I can't think of a good one.

Most recently: we were at the gym and Ethan announced to everyone that I had a baby in my belly.  All the girls got so excited and congratulated me.  Then I had to tell them I was not pregnant, just fat (hence why I was at the gym).

MRoxy0628

These are the two stories that came to mind:

On one of the last days of school in 7th or 8th grade we were playing games outside and getting time to have yearbooks signed.  Of course I wanted my crush to sign my yearbook, so I worked up the courage to ask him.  Only I decided to do it while he was playing soccer and as I walked in the middle of the field I got hit in the head with a soccer ball.  

One summer (again during middle school) my friend and I were rollerblading down a curvy road. We were going pretty fast when my rollerblade hit a rock or something and I flew head over feet. As I sat there trying to compose myself, one of my favorite teachers drives by and asks if I'm okay/teased me.  I'm sure it looked hilarious to other people who saw it. 

 

OceanLover26

Most of my embarrassing moments stem from situations where I later want to kick my own ass for saying something completely inappropriate or wrong.

ETA.  I'm so embarrassed I felt the need to delete that. lol

bosha711

I pissed my pants while playing with my friends as a kid. We were waiting in line on our bikes taking turns riding on a ramp we made. I didn't want to lose my place in line apparently. As soon as I did it, I dropped my bike & ran home.

My friend had to walk my piss covered bike back to my house for me.

Bookelly

When I was in college, I was flirting with a guy at a bar. I took a tip from Cosmo and decided to reapply my lipgloss in the middle of the conversation. I've just gotten the bottom lip covered and he's looking at me in horror when I realize I had grabbed my mini-mascara as opposed to my lipgloss when leaving the house.

redneckmomma25

5th grade, I leaned over to pick something off the floor and farted.  I cried and everyone just laughed and they took me out of class and kept telling me how it is a natural thing and everyone does it. 

High school, I was wearing a skirt and it had a side zipper that wouldn't stay closed well and the pin was hurting me so I undid it while sitting in study hall. Forgot to fix it before I got up. Skirt fell down walking out of class.  In front of everyone. That was awesome. 

Mil just talked to Grace about my boobs getting bigger with pregnancy in front of FIL...ugh? thanks? 

Flamingemu

I have far too many to pinpoint one story. I am ridiculously outspoken and tend to quickly reply to emails or speak up before properly thinking things through. I have said some ridiculous shit in my days. 

I have tripped, fallen up stairs, slipped down many levels of bleachers in front of a stadium of people, gotten so wasted cops were laughing at me, etc. I will see if I can think of a good one for you tomoerrow.

pharmer78

@Bookelly, I actually burst out laughing from yours.
These were so good, thanks for sharing everyone!

And to play along-> deleted so I don't feel like a drunken floozy!

miss50

Farted while doing sit-ups for the physical fitness test junior year. It was not rosey. 

During my semi final round at State my pants split right down my thigh. I had 4 more frames with split pants. To make it better, the only other pants I had were Valentines pajama pants. So all my finals pictures were taken in pajama pants.