What's your backstory in a nutshell?

Tferr02

STM/27/SAHM/Army wife/DH is in training for 4 months so I'm living with family and all my stuff is in storage/no idea where we are moving in 8 weeks/2 dogs/DH and I eloped 5 years ago, the day before he deployed

mammasuzelov

Ex semipro athlete/moved to Europe for a guy/ bad feminist obviously/ from Canada/student again/one dog/ gamer girl/Loves a good a sci-fi/ftm/ married to hot swedish Viking type/ reads all the books.

lokimau

FTM. SAHM. Married 4 years. Uber nerd and cosplayer. Former fine dining restaurant manager. Crunchy lite. Never planned on kids. Live in atlanta. Moving to Orlando in 6 weeks. Love cupcakes and vodka.

Jessimax

STM (DS4)/ rural Quebecer/ full time LTC nurse/part time farmer/ married 5 years to high school sweet heart/ don't drink but really wish I did some nights.

Keebler24

FTM/probably one and done/Canadian (live in BC)/ event planner for a non-profit company/married to HS sweetheart for 6 years (been together for 10 years)/ loves dachshunds and penguins/ have one cat and one dog/ favourite place to travel to is VEGAS!/ Type 1 Diabetic

misspricklepants

FTM/former Marine/live in SoCal/from San Francisco/1 Puggle/married to a cop/getting MBA/work at a fuel company/want to move to PNW!

Keckers

FTM to DS/married to DH for 5 years/fellow hell-dweller aka Central CA/moving to the Rockies in 4 weeks/L&D nurse/sucker for Amazon prime deals/BEER!

heybulldog52

FTM/ 27/ born and raised in Miami/ moved to MD after going to grad school in DC/ met DH in liquor store (that he ran at the time)/ DH works for Budweiser but I prefer wine/ have a bulldog named lily/ love classic rock oh and I'm a 7th grade English teacher.

Also, this is bulldog52 no idea why a different name is showing up...

BuggasMom

STM girl (3) boy A14/ Utah mountains/ 1 dog 1 cat/ No beer, no wine, no coffee / SAHM / Diet Coke all day everyday/ Hate cake & pie. gimme all the cookies

Abcollins57

STM/born and raised in the swamp/married to DH for three years/avid beer drinker/just typed all this into the search discussion bar on the mobile app cause I didn't realize they put that there

zoopsiedaisy

Louisiana/ FTM/ have known hubs since elementary school but never spoke until 10 years after High school/ got married at an aquarium/ LPC/ pig and cattle farmer /coffee and bloody marys are my friends/ yoga enthusiast and wanna-be instructor/ taught pole dancing as exercise for 3 months of my life. (Happened to be a quick study and the studio needed another teacher so they asked me. Apparently I'm a natural)

Bluebird2318

STM (no more kids, insert sad face)/SAHM and loving it/first baby was 29 week preemie/Michigander/gamer (met DH on an MMORPG)/GIF lover/smartass. 

megan8127

STM/married 5 years, together 10/ social work administrator/undercover granola/music and beer lover/have never seen Star Wars (that should probably be a FFC)

BGGP9196

Born and raised in MI, married my high school sweetheart, have 2 daughters.  We both work in healthcare and have raised 4 rescue pups together.

bacorrea

FTM/23/Currently in Texas, but moving back to Virginia next month while hubby deploys for a year/MA in Public Policy/Loves Politics/SAHM/ 2 dogs + a cat/ never had a drop of alcohol

railroadRN

25/started dating DH at 14/Married for 2 years/Nurse/FTM/love SEC football & fishing/I live in the DEEP south/I feel like I'm pretty unpopular on A14 but I still like it here and enjoy bumping with all of you

abbeylanecb

Two boys (4&2)/one baby girl/ married 6 years/owned a children's boutique until yesterday, I closed it/best and saddest decision of my life/ I will now monogram and make clothes from home.

Abcollins57

railroadRN said:

25/started dating DH at 14/Married for 2 years/Nurse/FTM/love SEC football & fishing/I live in the DEEP south/I feel like I'm pretty unpopular on A14 but I still like it here and enjoy bumping with all of you

I feel the same, tell me you're an LSU fan so I can make a friend here

Bperkun

FTM/married 3 yrs/together 10 yrs/ 1 dog/ accountant with an art degree/ starting a screen printing business/ love sushi, beach vacations, and HGTV/ Chicago burbs

Teresa1896

STM, 32, CO, nonprofit caseworker (because I want all the money), love subarus, wino, have a retired Champion showdog (cuz we fancy), foodie. And if we're keeping track, I'm one of the ladies who farted in my OB's face during pp cleanup.

Holljade

STM to dd(4.5) and DS(3 months)/evil stepmother to 12 DS/ live in MD/crabs and old bay are everything/ beauty junkie/shopaholic/ married the "boy next door" (technically across the street but YKWIM) so now I live/ across the street from my mom/ sleep is my passion/suffer from frequent blonde moments.

zoopsiedaisy

@Abcollins57‌
Tiger Bait! Tiger Bait! My alma mater!

katy4128

FTM/25/live in NE/married high school sweet heart/married 1 yr/hs vball coach/1 furbaby/hate camping/love everything disney

abbeylanecb

Abcollins57 said:

railroadRN said:

25/started dating DH at 14/Married for 2 years/Nurse/FTM/love SEC football & fishing/I live in the DEEP south/I feel like I'm pretty unpopular on A14 but I still like it here and enjoy bumping with all of you

I feel the same, tell me you're an LSU fan so I can make a friend here

Me too! LSU graduate! Geauxtigers

zoopsiedaisy

abbeylanecb said:

Abcollins57 said:

railroadRN said:

25/started dating DH at 14/Married for 2 years/Nurse/FTM/love SEC football & fishing/I live in the DEEP south/I feel like I'm pretty unpopular on A14 but I still like it here and enjoy bumping with all of you

I feel the same, tell me you're an LSU fan so I can make a friend here

Me too! LSU graduate! Geauxtigers

Me too! 2001. I'm old :-(

Ebeauchamp13

FTM/28/married for almost 4 years/sahm/beer snob/born and raised on Long Island, ny/trying for Irish twins. I know, we are crazy.

baileymama3

30/FTM-son/met DH on okcupid/ex-interior designer/loves dogs and my house doesn't smell/semi-crunchy/outgoing to a fault/foodie and drinkie(is that a thing? ...Love handcrafted cocktails)

smushi

FTM/dog rescuer/ice cream lover/isaidsomethingweirdonceoreighteentimesi'msure

macynsnoop

FTM/38/love all things outdoors/live in CO wanna live in MT/mom is crazy/2 dogs/love beer, total beer & coffee snob (spent too many years in PNW)/feel sorry for those of you in central CA/never wanted kids but now I think mine is the cutest one ever & I secretly want more but would never admit this to my hubs/scared I'm too old to have more

Wow...giant nutshell!

BiggerinRealLife

FTM SoCal born, NorCal is home. Swore I'd never get married, got married at twenty-two. Theatre major, ended up with a Sociology degree, going back to school for teaching credential. My life is typified by dynamic change. Food snob, coffee fanatic, vodka, tequila, and champagne are my friends. Family - by blood or by choice - is more important to me than anything except my faith. Hard-core feminist, activist, punk rocker-turned mom-car driver. I like words. And debates. And dogs. And books. And running. A14 is my first forum.

edoliesmom

FTM - SAHM but previously preschool teacher for 4 years - married at 19 - widowed at 20 - met now husband on 21st birthday - married 11 months later - married 4 years in Oct. - born & raised Texan but not accent - introvert - homebody who would love to see the world - stuck in a lull in my faith but am hoping for a spark soon...

railroadRN

Abcollins57 said:

railroadRN said:

25/started dating DH at 14/Married for 2 years/Nurse/FTM/love SEC football & fishing/I live in the DEEP south/I feel like I'm pretty unpopular on A14 but I still like it here and enjoy bumping with all of you

I feel the same, tell me you're an LSU fan so I can make a friend here

UGA! But we can be friends!

Care6582

FTM to Jake/32/South of Boston,MA/ (now former) K-2 special education teacher, SAHM/married 2.5 years, together 6 years/ my DH owns a plumbing company/ Momma to a spoiled rotten pup, Dexter... Committed to being more active here, this board has been a valuable resource to me as I navigate new parenthood.

nikkimorello

Living my dream of being a mommy and wife/wine lover/marathon runner on hiatus/crazy cat lady...or anything 4 legged and furry/Aggie (Texas A&M)/HR manager/my mom is my hero and best friend/I love my dad too/blessed

ladygali

FTM/33/Born in San Diego/raised in Indiana/live in NE Ohio for 11 years/married 4 years/music teacher/SAHM for now/sing in a folk band with DH and friends/love to travel, eat, cook, bake, sing, read, watch TV/having major PPD and didn't expect the transition to motherhood to be so hard

moonsparkles

FTM / 32 / English / 2nd marriage (first was to a fuckface alcoholic) / DH is the most amazing man ev.er. / met on eharmony after friends signed me up / now in the boonies of Montana / SAHM / night-calver / bovine lactation consultant and midwife / dog / cats / horse / lots of cows/love training horses and taking pictures.

LBStewart

STM / 29 / DD1 (20 months) and DD2 (3 months) / hoping for LO3 in two years / born and raised in Illinois / high school teacher in my hometown / competitive dance team coach / DH is also a teacher (different school) / coffee addict / former reality tv addict / officially planning first vacation with kids for next summer

fireflygirl12

31 / STM / 2u2 / married at 20 / live in Seattle / love coffee / love running / spent 2 years backpacking internationally with DH after college / hate bees / hate mayonnaise / afraid of buttsecks / love brownie batter / apparently I have an outie now / only child / no filter or boundaries / love coffee / can quote all the episodes of Friends, Will & Grace and Sex in the City / former 32B proudly rockin' my new DDs / hooked on Teen Mom.

fireflygirl12

Vinny424 said:

FTM SoCal born, NorCal is home. Swore I'd never get married, got married at twenty-two. Theatre major, ended up with a Sociology degree, going back to school for teaching credential. My life is typified by dynamic change. Food snob, coffee fanatic, vodka, tequila, and champagne are my friends. Family - by blood or by choice - is more important to me than anything except my faith. Hard-core feminist, activist, punk rocker-turned mom-car driver. I like words. And debates. And dogs. And books. And running. A14 is my first forum.

Sorry but even your nutshell is long. Lol I'm twelve and laughing at long nutshells.

And I just rapped out load "I like big nuts and I can not lie". I'm also 12. And I'm pretty sure DH just thought that was an invitation to sexy time. I'm busy yo!

mamahann

FTM/29/lives in the smallest state/I want 2 more after DD/DH wants enough boys for a hockey team/shopaholic/secret nerd/I'm kind of a hipster/I book promotional events for a living