That Moment When

FrecklesInside

CarissaTheNerd said:

@copperrose Yeah, we are super open about it.Our family and friends know that we practice an open lifestyle.

We were actively TTC, but I should have ovulated 2 weeks prior.

We won't continue while I'm pregnant more than likely. But after baby is old enough to communicate we would probably get back into it.

What does your kid communicating have to do with how many people you fuck at once??

The gif and question didn't cover my incredulity: 

motherofdogs

And that kids is how you were made.

ngolimento

CarissaTheNerd said:

I'm sorry...I just didn't think it would be a big deal....I wasn't trying to stir anything up.  My parents had their funny conception stories too, I was just trying to hear some funny stories and share...I didn't think it would upset anyone.

Call me jaded, but I suspect you actually DID want to stir up shit.  Here's my thoughts:

1.) You are not as scandalous as you believe you are.  

2.) People in general don't want to know what you do in your bedroom.

3.) Your sexuality shouldn't be a funny story.  Own it and treat it with respect.

4.) Nobody else here is sharing 'conception method posts' because it's not a topic people are interested in.  We're not a bunch of horny teen boys.

amandamelodyb

MissBrie7 said:

CarissaTheNerd said:

@katydid2014 LOL no, he didn't have sex with her.

I'm. ....confused.... what was the point then? Lol

Lmao THIS. I'm so confused too...

FrecklesInside

Peledreamsofrain said:

CarissaTheNerd said:

I'm sorry...I just didn't think it would be a big deal....I wasn't trying to stir anything up.  My parents had their funny conception stories too, I was just trying to hear some funny stories and share...I didn't think it would upset anyone.

Call me jaded, but I suspect you actually DID want to stir up shit.  Here's my thoughts:

1.) You are not as scandalous as you believe you are.  

2.) People in general don't want to know what you do in your bedroom.

3.) Your sexuality shouldn't be a funny story.  Own it and treat it with respect.

4.) Nobody else here is sharing 'conception method posts' because it's not a topic people are interested in.  We're not a bunch of horny teen boys.

^^^ she is wise.

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amandamelodyb

ToasterCat said:

Might it have anything to do with waiting until the baby can communicate to start doing three-ways again?  Because that's really what got me.  I need this explained.

Even before that. But uh, especially that.

The day the kid learns to "communicate"...lol

motherofdogs

ToasterCat said:

bspazzer said:

And that kids is how you were made.

This picture is missing a cat @bspazzer

I thought we were over sharing our conception stories.... This is my home vid. I am not cool enough for a third

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motherofdogs

chaysefaith

I was mostly skeeved out because...

"Hey! I just met you
And this is CRAZY
But we conceived
In a three way, baaaaby."

Whitfry

It was some time between 6/10 and 6/14. In fact, if anyone ever asks, it was Definitely on June 13th. Which happened to be a Friday and a full moon. Because that's how I roll. 

Edit: There were only two of us, though. And maybe a werewolf. Am I cooler now?

motherofdogs

@jessuhmarie‌ yes.
Ain't this some shit.

shlittertoots

I'm all for being honest with your kid, but talk of threesomes and open relationships when he/she can communicate? Does this mean 3 years? 5 years old? No. Just no. Let your kid be a kid without burdening them with that kind of information to make your conscience feel better. JFC.

chaysefaith

jessuhmarie said:

What the actual fuck? I guess I've missed a lot today.

OP, are you bragging? I'm not sure why you shared this.. And why on earth do you tell your parents about your threesomes or any bedroom stories? WHAT? I would die if my mother told me some creepy ass conception story about pool tables or whatever and my mom is crazy and an over sharer. I guess she has a little more sense than I give her credit for..

Oh yeah. ANDPLUSALSO. I thought it was kinda weird that mom and dad were banging on a pool table in a crowded bar. I'm all for a little voyeurism, but you gotta draw the line somewhere.

JCWhitey

Interesting.

I got pregnant on a bunk bed.  Does that count as "fun"?

amandamelodyb

JCWhitey said:

Interesting.

I got pregnant on a bunk bed.  Does that count as "fun"?

Depends, top or bottom bunk ;-) lol

iliketurtles17

JCWhitey

amandamelodyb said:

JCWhitey said:

Interesting.

I got pregnant on a bunk bed.  Does that count as "fun"?

Depends, top or bottom bunk ;-) lol

Bottom.    I should have suggested top.   Would've made for a better story.

4RingCircus

WTF she's going to leave us hanging on that awful "We will get back to threesomes once our kid can communicate" line???????

antsangel1118

FrecklesInside said:

CarissaTheNerd said:

@copperrose Yeah, we are super open about it.Our family and friends know that we practice an open lifestyle.

We were actively TTC, but I should have ovulated 2 weeks prior.

We won't continue while I'm pregnant more than likely. But after baby is old enough to communicate we would probably get back into it.

What does your kid communicating have to do with how many people you fuck at once??

The gif and question didn't cover my incredulity: 

Gah, @FrecklesInside, you stole my minion gif! It was all I had for this. lol That and the black family from Grown Ups 2, but I can't find one of them!

ceejayjayy

My little sweet pea was conceived the month I actually thought there was no chance as hubby and I were fighting constantly during that month, so we probably had sex maybe 5 times in that whole month and to my surprise positive preg test, after 1.5years trying lol

LtColumbo

I get it, you're not like a regular mom, you're a cool mom. Right Regina?

ngolimento

Heh, the fact that OP hasn't responded makes me think that I was right on the mark with 'trying to stir shit'.  I bet it was the raciest thing she could think of.  

Girl, please.  2 girls 1 guy is kiddie pool stuff.  Now, if you told me you'd conceived the night you and DH decided to join a pegging orgy, THEN I'd raise my eyebrows.

createmagic14

sammyhiya

Is this real life?

JCWhitey

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motherofdogs

ToasterCat said:

ToasterCat said:

I am by no means a prude but this is where I'm at

Well, I guess this post was my finest achievement in life. Go me!

This broke the internet.

iliketurtles17

<<<The OP.

CarissaTheNerd

It makes me sad to see how negative this post turned :-(

When I said that I would wait till my child could communicate, I was referring to the fact that I wont be allowing people to watch my child until he/she can fully communicate needs and wants.  My husband and I are open, but it's not like a regular activity of ours...its a rare fun event that we practice safely.  We wouldn't be sending our kid around town while we have "wild sex parties" or whatever. 

My parents shared conceptions stories with my sister and I when we were adults.  We all share the same raucous sense of humor and it didn't bother us in the slightest.  I don't discuss my sex life with my family, they just know its far from vanilla and always has been.

This post wasn't to stir drama, it wasn't to get attention.  I honestly just thought conception stories was a good topic, and some people shared.  I can see now that I was misinformed.  I apologize again to everyone...will take some steps back and go back to lurking for quite some time.  And as much as I'd love to just delete the post, I wont.

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CarissaTheNerd

While I was sleeping I was supposed to comment?  I have access to a computer 12:30pm-9pm Monday-Friday. Arizona time.  So it's the first time I could check it.  I'd rather slink away since everyone has a vinegar taste in their mouth about me now and I have no way to defend myself.

Katys84

Also, I think the majority of the opinions and responses you received were similar to what would be directed towards anyone in my personal group of girlfriends that said the same thing. They would be shocked/surprised that things like that actually happen, tease you a little bit, ask questions and a few would think it was gross.

Don't disappear, own it.

CarissaTheNerd

@StellaMakes3 thank you, that genuinely means alot to me. It's been a rough day already and this just topped it off.

CarissaTheNerd

Well thanks everyone.  I'm not used to a women's forum...I am generally found on various body mod forums and it's a super different atmosphere.

FrecklesInside

Eh, I wouldn't go disappearing because of it, but I stand by my thoughts regarding your intentions...

CarissaTheNerd

@StellaMakes3 My husband and I own a high end piercing and tattoo studio

chaysefaith

StellaMakes3 said:

CarissaTheNerd said:

Well thanks everyone.  I'm not used to a women's forum...I am generally found on various body mod forums and it's a super different atmosphere.

I'm not even remotely going to lie here CarissaTheNerd I stuck up for you some because you and your H look like people I could hang out with IRL (not in the bedroom though lol) and because I fully expect you in my corner when body piercings, tattoos, etc come up. Which in my experience, they inevitably do. 

You might be surprised who else would be in your corner.  I'm not gonna name names cuz I don't wanna tell other people's biz, but I know at least one other poster on this board (besides myself) has had ALL THE PIERCINGS.