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barista411

Let's hear 'em ladies!

fitmama418

I had to get an ultrasound on my gallbladder this AM so I had to fast (no food or drink after midnight). I was effing S T A R V I N G by like 6:30am and the appointment wasn't until 9:30. Immediately after, I ordered the most cholesterol heavy, gluten laden breakfast I could have at my local spot...and an iced coffee. Couldn't even wait to hear back if the tests came back negative (don't worry, they did. No stones for me).

barista411

DD (3yo) has started waking up in the middle of the night again. She sometimes is up 3 or 4 times a night. Wr are working on sleep training again but I am exhausted from waking up with both kids. My house is a disaster and I just don't have the energy deal with it. I should be cleaning my house right now since both kids are sleeping but instead I am going to go take a nap.

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@barista411 Our DD who is also 3 is going through the same thing.  I guess my FFFC is that for the last 2 weeks her toddler bed has been in our room so that when she does wake up it's so much easier for her to get back to sleep.

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@klongoria11 and the yogurt melts !  Mmm.

fluttergirlmoonchild79

SIL asked me if she could bring the kids over today to go to the neighborhood pool.  I told her I had to work till 5.  I get off in 5 minutes.  The latest I ever get off is 3:30.  I just don't want to deal with her or her kids today.

fitmama418

I just made a salad for lunch and didn't wash any of the veggies.

Also, I normally always return shopping carts, but the other day at the grocery store...I just didn't. Spoiler alert: that old lady was ME, @Sing2Phins...

PeachsMama

Yesterday was mine and DHs anniversary. We went to dinner and came back home and I told DH I'd try to get LO to sleep so we could have sexy time. Well I was tired so I decided to pretend to fall asleep. Only I really did fall asleep.. And this morning I played up some light stomach cramps so he wouldn't ask for morning sex.. I'm awful.

cagoldi

I think it's a little weird when adults are into much of Disney anything, but I'm obsessed with Lana Del Rey's version of Once Upon A Dream from Maleficent. I've been listening to it at least 5 times a day.

fitmama418

flitterin said:

Not really flame worthy, but my in laws are out of town so we agreed to feed their dog. I only agreed so I could use their spa tub and take bubble bathes with my legs all the way under the water. <---tall people problems

I didn't really LOVE the house we moved into...but the fact that there was a HUGE soaking tub in the master bath was a huge plus. I feel you, girlfriend.

Karadee1

MotherEFFingKatie said:

DD (3yo) has started waking up in the middle of the night again. She sometimes is up 3 or 4 times a night. Wr are working on sleep training again but I am exhausted from waking up with both kids. My house is a disaster and I just don't have the energy deal with it. I should be cleaning my house right now since both kids are sleeping but instead I am going to go take a nap.

@barista411‌ We are going through the same thing with weird wake ups. Yesterday I left work for a doctors appt at 2. My boss said it was up to me if I wanted to come back in afterward. When I got to the doctors office, the doctor had been pulled into emergency surgery and my appt was cancelled. My FFFC? My house was so horrible instead of getting Si from daycare I went home and cleaned my house instead.

Definitely not flameful. The week we moved into our new house at the end of May, G went to daycare everyday even though H and I took time off work. We did drop him off later than normal and pick him up earlier, though.

There's no way we would have accomplished half the unpacking/moving we did. I'm pretty sure he enjoyed playing with the other babies more than staring at me cursing at all the boxes.

Ninjamama86

I bought a giant bag of Chocolate chips at costo probably 2 months ago so I could have them on hand when I bake cookies. Well you know, even all the free time I have these days between a baby and a full time job I haven't baked any cookies. But I have managed to eat all the chocolate chips

Ninjamama86

2nd confession. DD still spits up if she plays too soon after eating. If said spit up lands on the floor, rather than cleaning it up I call the dog over to handle it. Sometimes she'll have a little on her arm, leg, or even a bit on her face, and he takes care of that too...

kimmycup

barista411 said:

Let's hear 'em ladies!

Loving the GIF. IT Crowd yay!

bglovesbabyk

TMI but I had to poop really bad today and it hit me so fast I didn't have a chance to put the baby in the crib, it was one of those, "run for your life" shits. Well of course he came crawling in to see what mommy was doing. I justified what happened by telling myself that I am potty training him early by showing him how to do it.