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Pick Up Lines for Ovulating Women

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My fiance and I were laughing the other day because when I was ovulating, I went up to him and told him I had EWCM. He had no idea what they meant, so I had to explain it to him. 
He then said "Wouldn't it be funny if that was a woman's pick up line when she wanted to get pregnant? She would go up to some guy at a bar and say 'Hey there...I have egg-white cervical mucus. I think it's time to get rowdy'" 
Haha!


Which leads me to this curiosity question--
What 'pick up line' do you use on your SO to tell them it's time to TTC?
Do you say anything at all, or do you just attack?
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  • lgsdesignerlgsdesigner member
    @Davie813 - I get it. That was how I was when I TTC my son and daughter. I charted with both, and I told my ex-husband pretty much the same thing you just said. He hated it, and so did I! Wasn't as fun as just being spontaneous.

    So-- this time around, I am going to try and just be extra playful and assertive during my fertile times. Maybe spice it up a bit with new lingerie, etc. I want to try and make it fun! ;)
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  • Davie813Davie813 member
    lgsdesigner said:
    @Davie813 - I get it. That was how I was when I TTC my son and daughter. I charted with both, and I told my ex-husband pretty much the same thing you just said. He hated it, and so did I! Wasn't as fun as just being spontaneous.

    So-- this time around, I am going to try and just be extra playful and assertive during my fertile times. Maybe spice it up a bit with new lingerie, etc. I want to try and make it fun! ;)
    Sounds like a plan!  Let us know how it works!
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    DD, 6/15/2013
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    AMH 1.05; FSH range 7-11

    July 2014: IUI #1.  Follistim + Pregnyl.  2 follicles--BFN
    September 2014: IUI #2.  Follistim + Pregnyl + Ganirelix + Crinone.  4(?) follicles--BFN
    October 2014: IUI #3.  More Follistim + More Ganirelix + Pregnyl + Crinone.  4 follicles--BFP!  Beta #1=10 Beta #2=33 Beta #3=97 Beta #4=158.  M/C 11/1/14
    December 2014: IVF #1.  Microdose Lupron protocol.  9R, 9M, 9F.  3 5-day blasts transferred 12/15. BFFN.
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  • TAT2MAMITAT2MAMI member
    I don't have to say anything. My DH actually complains that I am never the initiator. He wants it all day, every day! I should surpise him one of these days and totally catch him off guard. ;)
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  • kindershlitzkindershlitz member
    Don't forget we have to bone tonight.  That's the reminder line after what @Davie813 said. Hopefully nobody sees hos phone becasue that's usually via text.
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  • lgsdesignerlgsdesigner member
    @kindershlitz- Hahahaha! "BONE". Pure awesome. 
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  • AustrogermokeeAustrogermokee member
    Yeah, my pickup lines are pretty much, "So, what are you doing Wednesday, Friday, Sunday, Tuesday, and maybe Wednesday depending on when I get my LH surge?"

    ROMANCE.
    Me: 38 DH: 40 TTC#1 (and likely only) since 9/13. Saw RE 5/14, SA good, AMH 2.36, FSH 7.2, estradiol 69.6 indicating good egg reserve. Using OPKs. First Letrozole cycle 6/14, a burst cyst and a BFN. Second Letrozole cycle 7/14, BFN. 

    Update 11/14 - had laparoscopy 10/28, good news is that my uterus and left tube look good, and they were able to drain the cyst on my left ovary. Bad news is that right tube and ovary have endo and scar tissue, so they're pretty useless.. Best news is that we finally have some answers and a path forward. Taking 7.5 mg letrozole CD 2-6 to put that good left ovary through its paces. 

    UPDATE 2/2015 - We switched to another fertility clinic, but fortunately we don't have to start all over. We're doing two cycles of Clomid plus IUI, if neither of those take, we'll do IVF in April, potentially with ICSI. (DH's SA has gone downhill, likely due to excessive exercise.) IUI#1 2/25/15....
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  • RadiantlyRadiantly member
    Honey it's time for a deposit!

    Let's make a baby!

    Or I just comment on how ready my body is.

    TTC#1 since Aug 2013, I'm 37, DH 41.  
    Maya Arvigo Abdominal massage (daily self care), plus TTC meditations.
    I'm very sensitive to diet (gluten, avoid processed foods) and environment. Have a history of inflammation and tendinitis before going off gluten in 2009.  
    July 2014 - RE Visit #1: Eggs look good, Endometrioma on R ovary, HSG showed blocked R tube close to ovary. DH SA normal 
    DX: Endometriosis probably the IF cause and gunking up tubes.  Since egg reserve is high, RE says I can wait a couple months and then get laproscopic surgery to remove endo & clear tube.  If that doesn't help then move to IVF. 
    Dec 2014 - Saw new RE - does not recommend surgery on tube as it isn't likely to help.  Doubts I have endometriosis.  My endometrioma shrunk to neglible size (yay!) 
    Seriously considering IVF in March/April
    12/17/14 - Natural BFP! 
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  • MelissaMisoMelissaMiso member
    How about "Hey, honey. You're eggs are ready"

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  • lgsdesignerlgsdesigner member
    Haha! You ladies are hilarious!
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  • eskimozieeskimozie member
    Chaa...lee...

    Just the way I say his name...he knows.

     

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  • TTCBabyJTTCBabyJ member
    I leave the ovulation stick on his side of the sink...lol
    Me: +35 DH: +35
    TTC: Since January 2013 
    DX: PCOS. Severe Endometriosis, Unicornuate Uterus w/only left tube and left ovary, Pedunculated fibroid (on the outside of uterus) and Anovulation. All conditions diagnosed 8/13
    TX: Metformin
    DH DX: MFI - low morphology, low motility
    Ultrasound shows both kidneys in spite of UU. 
    HSG showed clear tube on the left side. 
    Lap Surgery performed 1/9/14 to remove fibroid and endo (Stage 3)
    • IUI# 1 June 2014 started 100 mg of Clomid - 7dpiui Progesterone: 13: BFN
    • IUI#2  July 2014 started 100 mg of Clomid - 7dpiui Progesterone: 5.75: BFN
    • Natural Cycle - so shocked to be in 2WW - 7dpo Progesterone: 15.5: BFN
    • Working with new RE starting injectables in late August.
    • IUI #3 August 2014  w/ Menopur: BFN
    • Finally ovulating on my own!!
    Waiting to start IVF hopefully
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  • KirstenAleciaKirstenAlecia member
    I just tell him this:

    Take your shiiiiiiirt off! and your pants too! But i have a way i say it….its funny. He does the same thing when he wants to do the deed. Or if Im in pajamas he will stick his hand down the back to "check for panties" yeah…..i don't know….he is weird. I love him though. lol
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    married 05-21-11 
    started TTC right away






    BFP- 10-16-14 EDD 6/13/15: MC 12-1-14 
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