WTF Wednesday

abbyful

WTF guy who sits behind me at work? Chew with your mouth SHUT! I don't like listening to your slobbery smacking, it's gross.

belmont1785

WTF CO worker. If you clean out your office don't shove all the crap you don't want into my office!!! (that's not cleaning that's just pawning your pack rat issues onto me! )

CarrieAnne09

brichar31 said:

CarrieAnne09 said:

Can I WTF the same person two weeks in a row??

WTF friend. If you make ONE more comment about how much bigger I am than other pregnant ladies you know I will lose my mind and bitch slap you. Yesterday it was "Oh a mom of one of my students is due a couple weeks before you. She's so small compared to you - how lucky." Cue open mouth staring at her... I couldn't even comment

I remember thinking this was horrible last week!!  What kind of friend is she?  Has she ever been pregnant?  I'd be so disgusted with her.

@brichar31 - She's my hubby's best friends fiancé. So her and I aren't the best of friends but she moved here with him and she doesn't know many people so we often go for coffee or for walks in the evenings together. She's never been pregnant but I feel like its common sense to not comment on someone's appearance that way pregnant or not. 

DH has never been her biggest fan so this adds fuel to the fire for him for sure.

uncharted01

abbyful said:

WTF guy who sits behind me at work? Chew with your mouth SHUT! I don't like listening to your slobbery smacking, it's gross.

I went crazy on a coworker for this a few weeks ago. My department has meetings Tuesday and Friday mornings and he always sits behind me and eat his breakfast with his mouth open. And it's always something like a bagel with peanut butter. So many gross noises. I finally lost my mind and turned around and called him out in front of everyone. He has since learned to close his damn mouth!

runningmama14

WTF dental insurance. Thanks for not paying for crowns. That's real helpful. Now I have to decide between another filing that you will pay for but is likely to fail again or pay out of pocket for the crown I actually need. So glad you will pay for the wrong procedure!

terberell

WTF neighbours -

Who moves away and is actually cold-hearted enough to leave their pets behind to fend for themselves? They have 2 cats and just packed up and moved and left them behind on the vacant property with obviously no intent on coming back for them.. For 5 days we've been feeding them (we have 2 cats of our own), waiting in case by some chance these assholes were actually planning on returning. DH and I spent this morning coaxing them into cat carriers and carting them off to the SPCA where hopefully they can find adoptive homes. Humans can be so shitty sometimes :-( 

brichar31

terberell said:

WTF neighbours -

Who moves away and is actually cold-hearted enough to leave their pets behind to fend for themselves? They have 2 cats and just packed up and moved and left them behind on the vacant property with obviously no intent on coming back for them.. For 5 days we've been feeding them (we have 2 cats of our own), waiting in case by some chance these assholes were actually planning on returning. DH and I spent this morning coaxing them into cat carriers and carting them off to the SPCA where hopefully they can find adoptive homes. Humans can be so shitty sometimes :-( 

That breaks my heart   I hate hearing things about animals and children not being cared for properly. 

SugarSnap83

Wtf weather, why are you not raining?? With my parents and my sister's family also out if town, I have too many stupid flowers to water, and I don't feel like doing it. The weather man has promised rain the past 4 days, but nothing! Rain dang it!

absolutelymaybe

terberell said:

WTF neighbours -

Who moves away and is actually cold-hearted enough to leave their pets behind to fend for themselves? They have 2 cats and just packed up and moved and left them behind on the vacant property with obviously no intent on coming back for them.. For 5 days we've been feeding them (we have 2 cats of our own), waiting in case by some chance these assholes were actually planning on returning. DH and I spent this morning coaxing them into cat carriers and carting them off to the SPCA where hopefully they can find adoptive homes. Humans can be so shitty sometimes :-( 

People are such asshats. 

cindyNmark2010

 

Econosaurus said:

Bonus WTF to my ladybits. I think we all established the universal deluge of discharge but why are you bleaching my undies! I don't know what kind of evil crotch acid you are but it's creepy.

@Econosaurus

Just almost spit out my lunch from laughing.  I'm with you.....WTF creepy crotch acid?

What is this delicious cookie truck you speak of...what city, because my life and my growing rear end need a cookie truck!!!

Bring snacks to work!!!  I feel like I have a rotating buffet on my desk.  And I chop away shamelessly.  The baby wants it!

absolutelymaybe

WTF person at work. There are TEN bathroom stalls (five on each side of the divider in the center). NINE of these stalls are vacant. Why do you pick the one right next to me, sit down, and start blowing ass. Seriously? 

CsJ442009

hey, for the skunk mens old spice shampoo works great! I have 3 dogs on a farm that are constantly finding them!

cindyNmark2010

Econosaurus said:

 

Econosaurus said:

Bonus WTF to my ladybits. I think we all established the universal deluge of discharge but why are you bleaching my undies! I don't know what kind of evil crotch acid you are but it's creepy.

@Econosaurus

Just almost spit out my lunch from laughing.  I'm with you.....WTF creepy crotch acid?

What is this delicious cookie truck you speak of...what city, because my life and my growing rear end need a cookie truck!!!

Bring snacks to work!!!  I feel like I have a rotating buffet on my desk.  And I chop away shamelessly.  The baby wants it!

I work in DC so hipsters pretty much demand that there be food trucks. I saw Captain Cookie outside my building yesterday and never made it over, today they're gone

Was so hoping you were in NYC Now I want a cookie.

Autumnsnow

terberell said:

WTF neighbours -

Who moves away and is actually cold-hearted enough to leave their pets behind to fend for themselves? They have 2 cats and just packed up and moved and left them behind on the vacant property with obviously no intent on coming back for them.. For 5 days we've been feeding them (we have 2 cats of our own), waiting in case by some chance these assholes were actually planning on returning. DH and I spent this morning coaxing them into cat carriers and carting them off to the SPCA where hopefully they can find adoptive homes. Humans can be so shitty sometimes :-( 

That's just totally disgusting.. I seriously don't get people sometimes..how could anyone do that to a poor defenseless animal(s).. I hope Karma comes around nice and hard on their asses...  X(

CarrieAnne09

absolutelymaybe said:

WTF person at work. There are TEN bathroom stalls (five on each side of the divider in the center). NINE of these stalls are vacant. Why do you pick the one right next to me, sit down, and start blowing ass. Seriously? 

I HATE when people do this. I never understand it.

NLJ82

I'm super emotional, feel like crap and just blah lately so, as a surprise/'just because' gift, DH sent me some flowers to work and I heard the following conversation:

Person 1: "God, she always gets flowers"

Person 2: "Well, He must be sucking up for some reason"

Person 3: "Don't worry, it's only bc they're young. that wont last forever"

Being in a rage 24/7 like I am...gah. Just shut up.

Autumnsnow

NLJ82 said:

I'm super emotional, feel like crap and just blah lately so, as a surprise/'just because' gift, DH sent me some flowers to work and I heard the following conversation:

Person 1: "God, she always gets flowers"

Person 2: "Well, He must be sucking up for some reason"

Person 3: "Don't worry, it's only bc they're young. that wont last forever"

Being in a rage 24/7 like I am...gah. Just shut up.

F them... Can you say Jealous much...

cindyNmark2010

WTF gas pains? I keep getting excited bc I think you're LO moving but then you just end up being a fart. 

NLJ82

cindyNmark2010 said:

WTF gas pains? I keep getting excited bc I think you're LO moving but then you just end up being a fart. 

same.

Jan1214

All I've ever wanted in my whole entire life is a Skor blizzard.

Maelara

NLJ82 said:

I'm super emotional, feel like crap and just blah lately so, as a surprise/'just because' gift, DH sent me some flowers to work and I heard the following conversation:

Person 1: "God, she always gets flowers"

Person 2: "Well, He must be sucking up for some reason"

Person 3: "Don't worry, it's only bc they're young. that wont last forever"

Being in a rage 24/7 like I am...gah. Just shut up.

People used to say this about me and DH. Especially when we first got married. It didnt matter that we had been together for 5 years at that point and had living together for almost that whole time or that my DH did that stuff before we were married. After almost 8 years, my DH still does this type of thing. Those people are just jealous and bitchy. Ignore them or come up with a clever come back.

runningmama14

terberell said:

WTF neighbours -

Who moves away and is actually cold-hearted enough to leave their pets behind to fend for themselves? They have 2 cats and just packed up and moved and left them behind on the vacant property with obviously no intent on coming back for them.. For 5 days we've been feeding them (we have 2 cats of our own), waiting in case by some chance these assholes were actually planning on returning. DH and I spent this morning coaxing them into cat carriers and carting them off to the SPCA where hopefully they can find adoptive homes. Humans can be so shitty sometimes :-( 

Thank you for getting them to the best place possible to be taken care of!  People suck.

Kehlepop

Wtf insurance! Why don't you cover birthing classes? You don't care that without them I may be ill prepared? I can't switch plans until open enrollment which happens to start the day after my due date. Argh!

TeeJ526

WTF body? Why do you have to go to the bathroom, leave, then have to go again 5 minutes later? I even sit a little longer in the stall and you continue to do this. STOP IT!

hjenni

CsJ442009 said:

hey, for the skunk mens old spice shampoo works great! I have 3 dogs on a farm that are constantly finding them!

Thanks @CsJ442009! I'll try that 

lizzielu82

WTF World Cup. Why do you allow ties? We need actual winners! Plus, if the shootout is so exciting, why wouldn't you want it featured in more games?

ps. Man, those players are HOT! :x

MalachiteDrake

WTF immune system. This cold is bs. I've been doing nothing but zombie-ing around two BMB's all day. I keep trying to do something productive, but it seems like too much effort. So do the stairs to go back downstairs to bed.  (:|

mommymeg143

WTF dude who just got in the elevator with me SMOKING a cigarette. This is a closed space and I'm pregnant!! People seriously never cease to amaze me.