WTF Wednesday

Maelara

Yay for Wednesday! Half way through the week!

kjmommy1214

WTF ms!? You left me for almost a week. This morning, I couldn't even brush my front teeth before expelling nasty amounts of bile. Go away and stay away!

hjenni

WTF skunk who sprayed my dog! I know he was trying to sniff your butt, but did you really have to do that? Now my house smells like febreeze mixed with skunk ass and even after a tomato juice bath, he's still stinky! Ugh!

Kristy774

WTF weather...heat index of 110 today, great. This is like a snow day, I can't fathom going to the pool or doing anything outside 20 weeks pregnant with it being that hot soooooo looks like I'm inside all day with my 10 year old and 4 year old.

HELP!!!

NLJ82

WTF everything. I'm super extra ultra mega complainey these days. I feel like crap, I'm huge, I'm hungry, don't wanna be at work, my back is killing me, my leg cramps are horrific & my dog peed on my work pants. Today...today is a dumb day.

In addition, they're having a baby shower for the other pregnant girl in our office this Friday and I don't have money to buy the kid anything! How super crappy is that gonna be that the fellow pregnant girl didn't bother to bring a gift OR any food (carry in). I may have to steal a pack of diapers from my own future LO & suffer the wrath of DH

cindyNmark2010

WTF blood circulaton?!  I'm not enjoyingmy hands and feel getting pins and needles all the time.  Please stop!

Maelara

WTF dog? I know it's raining outside but that does NOT mean you can pee and poop all over the house! Just get your little tootsies wet and do it outside! I think it will be your kennel for you today

sweetbabyrahe

@Kristy774- I agree, the heat index is over 100 here too. Even though I am inside in a semi air conditioned space, it is miserable.

My WTF is WTF round ligament pain. You did not make an appearance with DS, but now...wow. Add on constipation stomach pains + heat and you are making me a grouchy b today.

mander82

WTF fish tank lightbulb  (see N14 sticky thread for rant)   I hate you.

WTF DH laying in the middle of the bed being a bed hog so I am falling off my side. 

WTF cat making a shit ton of noise trying to get in the closet in the middle of the night cause its thundering outside.

WTF co worker always trying to neb shit at my computer screen.

WTF co worker coming in here smelling like you just dumped a bottle of fruity perfume on yourself cause you are a chain smoking driver that doesn't want other people to know you smoke so you douse yourself before coming in the door.  

WTF 90 degree days mid week when I can't make it to a pool to go swimming.

WTF people with your comments about my belly size and non stop eating.

WTF co worker telling me my boobs are going to be deflated mudflaps after my baby is born.  

WTF SD getting 3 C's as your final grades on your report card.   Stop raising your little brothers for your mother and study!      (too late considering the school year is over)

WTF co worker writing with old school pencils and using an electric sharpener til half your pencil is gone.

WTF co worker talking to yourself.

 

Ok......I better stop.    Its just one of those days I suppose.   

 

missnacholover

WTF DH?  You will come around to my nursery idea.  Yes, yes you will.  Accept it rather than putting up a fight.

WTF heat?  It's not even summer yet!!

venussapphire

wtf DD are you drinking more liquids or holding your pee? I'm going to have to start changing you every hour like a newborn to keep up. Yesturday when I picker her up out the cart and put her on my hip the diaper was soaked it got my shirt really wet gross...that was only 1h30

venussapphire

mander82 said:

WTF co worker telling me my boobs are going to be deflated mudflaps after my baby is born.  

I was worried about this, but not too much. I went from B to DD for a year and a half. My boobs looks just the same as they did before. Which is shocking after going through the engorgement stage when your milk comes in.

ETA: Trying to type one handed with a toddler really makes my posts look like I can't spell.

Maelara

venussapphire said:

mander82 said:

WTF co worker telling me my boobs are going to be deflated mudflaps after my baby is born.  

I was worried about this, but not too much. I went from B to DD for a year and a hal. My boobs looks just the same as they did before. Wish is shocking after going through the engorgement stage when your milk comes in.

I wasn't very successful bfing DD but I tried an she did get some. My boobs are fine. Those other people are just haters.

mamatohne

Wtf life. I need a vacation!!!!!

lisaren

tarynleann said:

Wtf life. I need a vacation!!!!!

Preach sister.

MrsC430

WTF DH? Thanks for attempting to do laundry, but you left a pen in your pants pocket & ruined 3 of my new maternity shirts. Ugh...

krgriffin26

WTF poison ivy!!! Where the f did you come from. You suck I itch everywhere and you don't seem to be getting any better.

WTF roof. You are not old. Stop fn leaking! Now we have to spend lots of money to fix you and it would have been nice to use the savings for the baby right now instead of having to wait a bit.

UGH!

uncharted01

WTF coworkers! I'm trying to sneak a HDBD pic in the bathroom and you keep interrupting! :P

NLJ82

I'll just keep going:

WTF Coworkers!? I'm so tired of hearing about how my life will never be the same, I'll never sleep again, once I have the baby I'll wish I was pregnant again, how stressful it is, how I will have zero time for myself (makeup,hair,etc). I understand it's life changing but this does not, at all, make me excited for my future. It sounds torturous.

Melissa2216

WTF, DS? You were wide awake this morning at 5:45 with the foulest smelling dirty diaper I have ever encountered. Daddy is going to get woken up REAL soon to take over. I'm exhausted.

Maelara

NLJ82 said:

I'll just keep going:

WTF Coworkers!? I'm so tired of hearing about how my life will never be the same, I'll never sleep again, once I have the baby I'll wish I was pregnant again, how stressful it is, how I will have zero time for myself (makeup,hair,etc). I understand it's life changing but this does not, at all, make me excited for my future. It sounds torturous.

In the beginning it's like this. However, it's short lived. DD slept through the night at 7 months and I do my makeup all the time. I usually have a shower and do my makeup when she's having a nap life doesn't end and it's not tortuous. Those people sound like happy parents

mussalynn

missnacholover said:

WTF DH?  You will come around to my nursery idea.  Yes, yes you will.  Accept it rather than putting up a fight.

WTF heat?  It's not even summer yet!!

Haha good for you @missnacholover for consulting DH in the nursery ideas... I just do stuff and say "looks good hey!"

mander82

Maelara said:

mander82 said:

WTF co worker telling me my boobs are going to be deflated mudflaps after my baby is born.  

I was worried about this, but not too much. I went from B to DD for a year and a hal. My boobs looks just the same as they did before. Wish is shocking after going through the engorgement stage when your milk comes in.

I wasn't very successful bfing DD but I tried an she did get some. My boobs are fine. Those other people are just haters.

She is a hater.   I have my days (like today)  where I am grouchy and miserable,  but this is her 9 days out of 10.     She has alot of issues in her life,  so I try not to judge too hard,  but it can be so hard to work with her sometimes. 

missnacholover

mussalynn said:

missnacholover said:

WTF DH?  You will come around to my nursery idea.  Yes, yes you will.  Accept it rather than putting up a fight.

WTF heat?  It's not even summer yet!!

Haha good for you @missnacholover for consulting DH in the nursery ideas... I just do stuff and say "looks good hey!"

I'm going to do just that if he doesn't see the light soon!

HappyToBeHere

WTF Dairy Queen!  I said S'MORE mini blizzard - not skor!  ... was still delicious though.

Kristy774

This is an add on from my earlier WTF....WTF babysitters? How come none of you bitches are available? How dare you have lives and be at the beach when I need you to come watch my 4 year old and 10 year old, but nooooo now I have to drag them out in this disgusting weather to do the thing we all hate doing....grocery shopping. Thanks a lot.

Jpinky9

WTF cough, can you please just go away already! I sound like I am coughing up a lung all day and night and I am completely exhausted from being up coughing all night!

WTF self, you are moving next Friday and you have shit to do, get up and do it!

brichar31

WTF food???  Why do you look so good you make me want to cry because I'm trying to eat healthy?  WHY???  I'm talkin to you Tim Hortons Strawberry muffin.

CarrieAnne09

WTF

HappyToBeHere said:

WTF Dairy Queen!  I said S'MORE mini blizzard - not skor!  ... was still delicious though.

Skor blizzards are my absolute favvvvorite. Jealous!

CarrieAnne09

Can I WTF the same person two weeks in a row??

WTF friend. If you make ONE more comment about how much bigger I am than other pregnant ladies you know I will lose my mind and bitch slap you. Yesterday it was "Oh a mom of one of my students is due a couple weeks before you. She's so small compared to you - how lucky." Cue open mouth staring at her... I couldn't even comment

smboswell1

WTF ex's roomie. Why do you have to be so hot! You give me dirty thoughts and it's annoying. Ugh

mslynn2012

WTF students? 

I came in today ALL STOKED that this is my LAST day with you terrors and looking forward to my SAHM status, and 16 football players come in to serenade me with "You've Lost that Loving Feeling" and then proceed to tell me how much they are going to miss me, and we hug it out?!? 

You guys are seriously killing me...

brichar31

CarrieAnne09 said:

Can I WTF the same person two weeks in a row??

WTF friend. If you make ONE more comment about how much bigger I am than other pregnant ladies you know I will lose my mind and bitch slap you. Yesterday it was "Oh a mom of one of my students is due a couple weeks before you. She's so small compared to you - how lucky." Cue open mouth staring at her... I couldn't even comment

I remember thinking this was horrible last week!!  What kind of friend is she?  Has she ever been pregnant?  I'd be so disgusted with her.

Maelara

mslynn2012 said:

WTF students? 

I came in today ALL STOKED that this is my LAST day with you terrors and looking forward to my SAHM status, and 16 football players come in to serenade me with "You've Lost that Loving Feeling" and then proceed to tell me how much they are going to miss me, and we hug it out?!? 

You guys are seriously killing me...

Awwwww!! That is so sweet! Even though they were terrors, obviously you made a difference to them. Sounds like you were a good teacher

Autumnsnow

Jpinky9 I feel for you... I had acute bronchitis for almost 3 weeks..and still have coughing fits here and there.  It really sucks

WTF Coworker...the invention is called a TISSUE...If my 5 year old niece can blow her nose so can you.  I don't need to hear the snot vacuum all day. It constantly makes me gag at my desk all day... And it's not like it's quiet either cuz your 3 cubicles away and it's like you are sitting next to me...SOOO F'N GROSS!!

PineApple85

WTF Pensacola!  How can there only be TWO pediatric dentists in the entire city of which both are out of network for BCBS!  Seriously!  It shouldn't be this hard to make a dentist appointment for a 2 yo.  Bah hum bug.

absolutelymaybe

mslynn2012 said:

WTF students? 

I came in today ALL STOKED that this is my LAST day with you terrors and looking forward to my SAHM status, and 16 football players come in to serenade me with "You've Lost that Loving Feeling" and then proceed to tell me how much they are going to miss me, and we hug it out?!? 

You guys are seriously killing me...

Aw! That is so sweet! 

Autumnsnow

mslynn2012 said:

WTF students? 

I came in today ALL STOKED that this is my LAST day with you terrors and looking forward to my SAHM status, and 16 football players come in to serenade me with "You've Lost that Loving Feeling" and then proceed to tell me how much they are going to miss me, and we hug it out?!? 

You guys are seriously killing me...

@mslynn2012  that is sooo awesome and sweet.. I would prob be a crying mess

jlove253

NLJ82 said:

WTF everything. I'm super extra ultra mega complainey these days. I feel like crap, I'm huge, I'm hungry, don't wanna be at work, my back is killing me, my leg cramps are horrific & my dog peed on my work pants. Today...today is a dumb day.

In addition, they're having a baby shower for the other pregnant girl in our office this Friday and I don't have money to buy the kid anything! How super crappy is that gonna be that the fellow pregnant girl didn't bother to bring a gift OR any food (carry in). I may have to steal a pack of diapers from my own future LO & suffer the wrath of DH

If not make something like @kyliedaniellexx‌ suggested, maybe your gift can be a meal when the baby comes? Tell her you know how hard it is to take care of it all after baby comes so you want to bring a meal. Unless that makes you uncomfortable... It could buy you time to save for the gift.

SweetMelissa5

WTF DD1, why do you have such an aversion to your bed all of a sudden? In the last 1.5-2 weeks, she has been so difficult to put down at night because she doesn't want to sleep in her bed by herself, and I don't know what to do about it. It's especially tough on the nights DH has softball because I do bedtime by myself, and with her freaking out and refusing to stay in bed, it's really hard to put the little one down; she also shares a room with DS, so her antics keep him up as well. I hate that she's so freaked out, but I can't spend the night in her bed just so she's willing to close her eyes and go to sleep.

mslynn2012

yeah, it IS super sweet, but I'm already nervous/scared/freaked out/etc to be a SAHM FULL TIME and lose my income, so I need them to be CRAPPY so I know I'm doing the right thing... don't be sweet and make me question my sanity!!!