Who is drinking?

LuckyDad

bearsbearsbears said:

I had some Chex Mix earlier today and poured all the pretzels back in the bag for MH to eat later.  He doesn't seem to mind that sort of asshattery too much.

Before we got together, I would just throw the pretzels out.

I had a college gf who only ate the chex pieces. Still mad at her. Kinda.

angelashly

JerseySprouts said:

The chez mix pole is more hopping than in here. That means everyone is actually sober or exhausted or both. Womp womp

Or we really like our snacks

littlestjerry

Can someone please tell me why my great sleeper all of the fucking sudden screams and cries at bedtime? Has anyone had to re-CIO their almost three year old. I need to be drinking right now and heavily.

ShakeyJakey

No luck with my wine. A knife won't go in far enough and it's not even real cork which isn't helping. Time to try the nail/screw and hammer

jesuisfatiguee

ShakeyJakey said:

No luck with my wine. A knife won't go in far enough and it's not even real cork which isn't helping. Time to try the nail/screw and hammer

This is just awful. Godspeed, my friend.

angelashly

ThisIsBrea said:

pobrecita said:

Who was fake wasted?

Dolores.

? Why? Fake wasted is no fun.

ShakeyJakey

pobrecita said:

ShakeyJakey said:

No luck with my wine. A knife won't go in far enough and it's not even real cork which isn't helping. Time to try the nail/screw and hammer

Ask a neighbor?

I haven't met any of them yet.

GDI NOTHING IS WORKING!

jesuisfatiguee

Kapaajoy said:

I meant all of my family is wasty faces. They haven't put MIL in bed yet, but it should be any minute now. I broke down and made a g&t. The quinine is actually settling my tummy. The baby has fought naps all day long. She has "fomo" rally bad. I'm hoping she crashes soon, or it's going to be a long night.

There's a lot in here I don't understand. What is quinine? What is fomo?

Am I stupid?

jesuisfatiguee

justAphase said:

This was my favorite part of meeting @mrsbutt (her making out with my face at the bottom)

Is Dolores in this pic? I really want to know.

I am nosy af. Feel free to tell me to mind my biz.

jesuisfatiguee

Conclusion: I'm at least half stupid, pending the definition of "fomo."

jesuisfatiguee

Final analysis: Yeah, maybe a little bit stupid. Oh, well. 

LuckyDad

katnhiding said:

I wish I could get real wasted with all of you IRL.

The parenting bar needs a fucking teleporter!

LuckyDad

ThisIsBrea said:

Stupid car naps. Bedtime is fucked.

Love tit for understanding your pain.

jesuisfatiguee

BunkinMama said:

Uh party etiquette question, I think? BIL's GF just now sent me a text message inviting us to her daughter's birthday party, next Saturday. There is no way we can make it. I'm in class and DH is at work. She bought gifts for the girls last summer. So I should still pick up something for her daughter right? Right! I know I should. I just greatly dislike this late invite.

Right. You should get a gift. It's not the little girl's fault her parents be flakey.

my5sons

I have only read page 7 on this thread. Also, i am quite buzzed on Bacardi Limon and Coke Zero. Thank goodness for auto correct. I can't spell with fat finger syndrome on top of a good buzz.

The late invite does suck, Bunkin ...but I would definitely buy a gift.

ShakeyJakey

SO to the rescue with a cork screw!

There's a storm outside and if lightning wakes up DS I will legit cry.

[Deleted User]

SIL is being a raving bitch. I'm eating the chocolates that were supposed to be her birthday present. I don't feel bad at all.

ShakeyJakey

Because I know you're all wondering about my testing plans, tomorrow is 12-14 dpo by my best guess. I'm taking LO to my mom's so I can go to an appointment then getting a bunch of cheap tests and it will be very hard to resist taking one tomorrow with SMU. I feel like no one else will understand the crazy. Except the TTC board but I don't think they have a drinking thread.

theimpossibleastronaut

Hi all. Ugh we have had a rough night getting DD to sleep. I'm lucky I'm on staycation and it's my day to sleep in tomorrow.

ShakeyJakey

MelsaX said:

Hey @BunkinMama‌ and @katnhiding‌! I wish I was drinking right now. But, alas, I have a baby stuck on my boob and a toddler demanding muffins.

Today is the first day I have both kids without DH. Come tonight, I will be drinking. There's a bottle of cider in the fridge calling my name. I should have utilized nap time better and snuck in a drink then. It's currently 2:30pm here, counting down to 5:30 when DH gets home.

Totally having a dance party to T-Pain with the toddler soon, he loves that shit.

Also, fucking bumping on my tablet leads to shit formatting.

Where are you? I'm bad at time zone math. New Zealand?

jesuisfatiguee

mbenit4 said:

I am so sober and sad.

I want to hug you.

jesuisfatiguee

Amazing, jAp. Amazing.

LuckyDad

justAphase said:

Not marriage material. But lol

Now I'm curious who brought it up

jesuisfatiguee

I think it's really funny (cute maybe?) when people brag post in here about gettin' some.

[Deleted User]

Girth always matters.

jesuisfatiguee

ThisIsBrea said:

I think it's really funny (cute maybe?) when people brag post in here about gettin' some.

Why? Genuinely curious.

Living vicariously, probably lol

RondackHiker

I'm going to bed to hide under the covers. I just watched supernatural (netflix) while dh is at work.

I'm so freaked out I checked the dog for demon eyes before letting him back in after he peed.

jesuisfatiguee

RondackHiker said:

I'm going to bed to hide under the covers. I just watched supernatural (netflix) while dh is at work. I'm so freaked out I checked the dog for demon eyes before letting him back in after he peed.

What season? Fuck watching any of the first 5 alone. Oh hell no.

RondackHiker

ThisIsBrea said:

@rondackhiker - watch something light after supernatural. My ex always watched Disney movies. Not a bad idea.

But now I'm tired but SO WIRED.








WHY IS THE MONITOR MAKING THAT NOISE.

[Deleted User]

@mbenit4 I feel your pain. I made a pizza for dinner. I went to shower and by the time I was done DH ate it all. He said he thought it was a snack. Since when was a whole pizza a snack? Asshole...

RondackHiker

MermaidsMagic said:

@RondackHiker‌ which episode? DH knows how that show scares the shit out of me sometimes. Ive woken him up to watch me walk down the hal so im not murdered.

@MermaidsMagic‌ I watched three tonight.

The last one was with the cop who killed some people and the girl spirit wanted justice. The others were about HH Holmes and the mind control twins.

jesuisfatiguee

mbenit4 said:

I did have a screaming orgasm last night. Literally not the drink.

That's what I'm taumbout. 

I feel like it's creepy to quote this. oh, well YOLO

RondackHiker

mbenit4 said:

I did have a screaming orgasm last night.

Literally not the drink.

I'm jealous.

With dh on night float the freaking kids are always awake when he's home and awake.

jesuisfatiguee

^ that's why mbenny is my role model.

ShakeyJakey

mbenit4 said:

BunkinMama said:

LuckyDad said:

justAphase said:

Not marriage material. But lol

Now I'm curious who brought it up

Where's @LauraT25‌ ? Does this guy qualify as a tiny dick? Does he need a pity fuck?

And how does girth no matter! Wtf?

NO PITY FUCKING!!!!

Your cookie is a prize!!! You are not pussy ambassadors for disadvantaged men!!!!!

My vagina is not an equal opportunity employer. I used to say that to my ex. I don't want to have sex with you!

/projecting

jesuisfatiguee

LauraT25 said:

Do I need to start threatening people with sharks again?

No.

jesuisfatiguee

Oh, hay, Laura, I got 3 responses to my Missed Connection post. 2 randos were offering their encouragement, and then Logan the "dominant daddy."  #-o

jesuisfatiguee

LauraT25 said:

I feel pretty over invested in this, but I really really hope grocery dude sees it. I just think it is the most adorable thing. And he sounds hot.

He is hot - out of my league. But I'm ambitious :P

jesuisfatiguee

Duh. But don't bring a gift, just give us cash.

Lol

DreadLoc

beer open.  hallelujah, the seven are good.