Who is drinking?

LuckyDad

It's the fucking weekend so I can make the thread!

It's GoT night!

Drink. (Or dont)

LuckyDad

Announcing this wasn't as funny as I hoped. Time to unpin.

LuckyDad

justAphase said:

I laffed

I appreciate your support

LuckyDad

golfergirl08 said:

To quote MBenny, I'm in this bitch!!

Southwest coast represent!

LoveActually4

I think I'm still drunk from last night.

ShakeyJakey

Hello. I can't find my cork screw. How can I open my wine now?

LuckyDad

pobrecita said:

ShakeyJakey said:

Hello. I can't find my cork screw. How can I open my wine now?

You need more than one dude!


The lack of comma before "dude" makes this better.

Monkeybabe

LuckyDad

pobrecita said:

LuckyDad said:

pobrecita said:

ShakeyJakey said:

Hello. I can't find my cork screw. How can I open my wine now?

You need more than one dude!

The lack of comma before "dude" makes this better.

Oh, go fuck yourself.


So I can't have more than one dude?

Pouts.

LuckyDad

pobrecita said:

I really hate the cat parents on Daniel Tiger. Meow meow shut the fuck up!

But Daniel tigers dad is my role model

LoveActually4

We let DS1 pick a horse in the Belmont Stakes yesterday (we all bet funny things for fun). Poor dude thought it meant he got to pick the horse and keep it. He was devastated when the horse wasn't "delivered" this morning...(where do they get this shit?).

So we took him pony riding cause we're suckers....

secretsout

We are in the midst of a post-vacation meltdown.  L only napped for about 45 minutes on the way home so he is exhausted which of course means he is losing his mind, and I, in turn, am losing mine.  

I think I will have some wine.

@gotgingy, how did the party go?

angelashly

JerseySprouts said:

I have bridesmaids on such a good movie

Me too.

No drinks for me although that may change since she took a late nap after visiting his mom. It's just the 2of us again and I'm a sucker for letting her stay awake

angelashly

GotGingy said:

Oh noes. My SD card won't read. I better be able to get these pictures! I have DH on it. He's the tech person around here.

I hope he can fix it I can't wait to see them

ShakeyJakey

MrsBadKat said:

I got drunk last night and woke up this morning to 45 selfies of me and Harry on the ipad. I'm going to take tonight off.

I thouroughly enjoyed them, for one. Also I love your hair!

littlestjerry

Drinking water because I had a soccer game tonight. Ice cream sandwich later! 

DS just actually asked to go to bed. IT'S A TRAP!!!!

[Deleted User]

I'm already pretty buzzed and rocking out to songs from @MrsBatKat 's music thread.

LuckyDad

pobrecita said:

LuckyDad said:

pobrecita said:

I really hate the cat parents on Daniel Tiger. Meow meow shut the fuck up!

But Daniel tigers dad is my role model

You want to work in a clock factory when you grow up?

He seems to make a good living with a ton of PTO

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ShakeyJakey said:

Hello. I can't find my cork screw. How can I open my wine now?

Use a knife. Stick it in as far as you can, twist, pull. If you don't have really good knives forget the twist and just yank it out.

DreadLoc

i need a drink.  my anxiety has me all sorts of tense and i'm at work and it's slow as fuck here.  i should not be this tense. 

3 hours left!

ShakeyJakey

guiltypleasures said:

ShakeyJakey said:

Hello. I can't find my cork screw. How can I open my wine now?

Use a knife. Stick it in as far as you can, twist, pull. If you don't have really good knives forget the twist and just yank it out.


I saw once you could use a nail and the other side of a hammer to pull it out. I guess I'm gunna try that after LO goes down or send SO to the store for another screw

littlestjerry

Our Apple TV screensaver thing is all the pics we've taken on our phones and this disgusting "clean eating" PB and J sandwich (with spinach, wtf) one of my annoying Facebook friends posted keeps coming up. I screenshot it to text to people and make fun of it. Now my bitchiness is coming back to haunt me. This sandwich is truly hurl-worthy.

jesuisfatiguee

MrsBadKat said:

Can you just push the cork into the bottle?

I feel like I've done this before.

LBib

Little Jerry said:

Our Apple TV screensaver thing is all the pics we've taken on our phones and this disgusting "clean eating" PB and J sandwich (with spinach, wtf) one of my annoying Facebook friends posted keeps coming up. I screenshot it to text to people and make fun of it. Now my bitchiness is coming back to haunt me. This sandwich is truly hurl-worthy.

I think a rule of FB food pictures should be that 90% of your friends would either want to eat it or it needs to have been made by your kids. PBJ Spinach does not fall into this category.

angelashly

DD has decided I'm now Mom instead of mama. I'm more sad about this than I probably should be.

/no longer a baby

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je+suis=fatiguee said:

MrsBadKat said:

Can you just push the cork into the bottle?

I feel like I've done this before.

I did it last night

ShakeyJakey

I'll probably just push it in. It's a small bottle anyway

[Deleted User]

@ShakeyJakey Good Luck! I was desperate once and used a crochet hook.

ShakeyJakey

bearsbearsbears said:

I had some Chex Mix earlier today and poured all the pretzels back in the bag for MH to eat later.  He doesn't seem to mind that sort of asshattery too much.

Before we got together, I would just throw the pretzels out.

I only eat the cheese kind and pick the lighter color chex pieces out.

angelashly

bearsbearsbears said:

I had some Chex Mix earlier today and poured all the pretzels back in the bag for MH to eat later.  He doesn't seem to mind that sort of asshattery too much.

Before we got together, I would just throw the pretzels out.

The pretzels and the cereal are the only 2 things I like. I'll eat the breadstick things,but not the rye chips

jesuisfatiguee

ShakeyJakey said:

I'll probably just push it in. It's a small bottle anyway

TWSS?

jesuisfatiguee

bearsbearsbears said:

I had some Chex Mix earlier today and poured all the pretzels back in the bag for MH to eat later.  He doesn't seem to mind that sort of asshattery too much.

Before we got together, I would just throw the pretzels out.

ily for this lol

taggiecb

So according to this https://www.webmd.com/parenting/raising-fit-kids/weight/bmi/bmi-calculator

my kids are all overweight.  I am going by what my mother is telling me their height is in inches though because she measured them today at her house, and I can't check myself because they are in bed.  I am going to assume she told me wrong.

angelashly

RVASC811 said:

I'm not even sure why chex mix has pretzels in it.

Because they are awesome. Especially with the seasoning on it

littlestjerry

I'd prefer no food pics at all, but I'm not gonna begrudge a picture of a delicious slice of pie a la mode or something. Get the fuck out of here with your "vegan, dairy free, gluten free, sugar free, chocolate free" chocolate brownie though.

littlestjerry

Rye chips are awful. Please leave my Chex mix.

jesuisfatiguee

Mmm rye chips.

DreadLoc

2.5 hours!

ssmb_clarinet

Beer. Yum. That is all.

jesuisfatiguee

I am not even drinking.

angelashly

I just had an ice cream sandwich. It has been years since I've had one. It was really good. DD kept calling the ice cream part cheese :-S