Yeah I can't even strip provocatively in my fantasies in my head, let alone in front of MH or a bunch of men I don't know. LOL Not because I'm a prude but because I am just not that sexy unless a guy finds it sexy for a woman to tackle or throw a ball or something similar!
3. I used to be a stripper! lol. I still have a pole. I wish i was as skinny now as I was back then………it was my favorite job EVER! Not that it wasn't hard to be around girls who were alcoholics or drug addicts (you know the stereotypical stripper) but it was fun. There were quite a few "normal" girls who did that job too…….just fewer of us.
What were the customers like? Did they ever give you trouble?
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Fantastic stuff here, ladies. I'm totally onboard with @ thirtyninetoforty. The paws smell like Fritos after they've been sleeping. Love it!
1) I can't stand the sound of scraping clay / terracotta pots. Really anything that is gritty. Makes my skin crawl.
2) I count syllables in my head to five. I like sentences and thoughts to end at five. Example: I want to go home.
3) I have a pet voice. I think I could easily be a cartoon voice over. My brother and I started it when we were little and called it "weenie talk". Our family dog's name was Lucy but we called her "Weenie". To add to that, I always have crazy nicknames for my dogs.
They do kind of smell like Fritos! Now that I have a cat instead, I don't smell his paws (because litterbox), but I do smell his fur. And DD's head, And my husband's face/neck. I'm such a mammal.
When I was little, I used to count multiples of five on my fingers to help me sleep, and sometimes I put words to them.
Good to know that none of us are really alone in our weirdness!
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@Davie813 - When I was little, I used to count multiples of five on my fingers to help me sleep, and sometimes I put words to them. No way!!! We must be soul sisters.
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TTC#1 since June 2012
Dx: Unexplained Infertility / AMA
BFP after 4th IUI cycle with Gonal F + Ovidrel on March 2014 | EDD 12/7/14 | MMC on 4/14/14
IUI#5 with Gonal F and Ovidrel trigger on 6/6 - BFN
On to IVF #1 with a new RE. Started Gonal F and Menopur on 8/15. Added Ganirelix on 8/24. Trigger on 8/26 for ER on 8/28. 8R 7M 3F. Transferred all 3 on 8/31. BFP on 9/11 | EDD 5/20/15 - Beta #1: 56.7. Beta #2: 97. Beta #3: 1148. Beta #4: 3559. Beta #4: 7678. MMC confirmed on 10/13. D&C on 10/14 at 9w. Confirmed male with Trisomy 14.
On to IVF #2 in March. CCS Testing on 2 embies. No go. Waiting to start IVF #3 in July. Surprise BFP on 6/14! EDD - 2/20/16 - Beta #1: 121.4. Beta #2: 236.4. Beta #3: 2014.
Fantastic stuff here, ladies. I'm totally onboard with @ thirtyninetoforty. The paws smell like Fritos after they've been sleeping. Love it!
1) I can't stand the sound of scraping clay / terracotta pots. Really anything that is gritty. Makes my skin crawl.
2) I count syllables in my head to five. I like sentences and thoughts to end at five. Example: I want to go home.
3) I have a pet voice. I think I could easily be a cartoon voice over. My brother and I started it when we were little and called it "weenie talk". Our family dog's name was Lucy but we called her "Weenie". To add to that, I always have crazy nicknames for my dogs.
They do kind of smell like Fritos! Now that I have a cat instead, I don't smell his paws (because litterbox), but I do smell his fur. And DD's head, And my husband's face/neck. I'm such a mammal.
When I was little, I used to count multiples of five on my fingers to help me sleep, and sometimes I put words to them.
Good to know that none of us are really alone in our weirdness!
Oh my gosh, I'm loving this! I'm obsessed with smells of my dog's fur and my son's breath and chubby skin. I'm always getting in my son's face. I think that he's going to hate me by the time he's three. ;-)
"It is better to light a candle than curse the darkness." - Eleanor Roosevelt
@Davie813 - When I was little, I used to count multiples of five on my fingers to help me sleep, and sometimes I put words to them. No way!!! We must be soul sisters.
I think we might be.
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@Davie13 It was rare that I was given any trouble and if they did……bouncers got rid of them.
It was really mostly olderish (40s) guys….sadly usually married…..just looking for some attention.
Really it wasn't that they would give a girl trouble….it was weird requests.
I had a guy beg me once too pee in a shot glass so he could drink it…..would-a gave me $100….I couldn't do it….lol. Looking back I should have LMAO!
Sometimes they were a little grabby…….but really, if your gonna get in that line of work you have to expect it. I never really cared if a got a slap on the A$$ , or a pull to get my attention……as long as they did not try to kiss me, and no hands on the bewbies or the hoohaa…….i would have a guy thorn on his ass for that.
It was crazy……one has to have a certain mentality for that line of work. I was a bit of a free spirit and dealt with it well. Treated it as it was….a job.
@Davie13 It was rare that I was given any trouble and if they did……bouncers got rid of them.
It was really mostly olderish (40s) guys….sadly usually married…..just looking for some attention.
Really it wasn't that they would give a girl trouble….it was weird requests.
had a guy beg me once too pee in a shot glass so he could drink it…..would-a gave me $100….I couldn't do it….lol. Looking back I should have LMAO!< </div>
Sometimes they were a little grabby…….but really, if your gonna get in that line of work you have to expect it. I never really cared if a got a slap on the A$$ , or a pull to get my attention……as long as they did not try to kiss me, and no hands on the bewbies or the hoohaa…….i would have a guy thorn on his ass for that.
It was crazy……one has to have a certain mentality for that line of work. I was a bit of a free spirit and dealt with it well. Treated it as it was….a job.
Oh, my.... FWIW, I'm pretty sure I personally would have done it when I was 20, pretty sure I wouldn't now. Not that I've ever had that offer....
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Re: GTKY: Quirky Edition
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Me: 41, DH: 45
DD, 6/15/2013
TTC #2 beginning January 2014
AMH 1.05; FSH range 7-11
July 2014: IUI #1. Follistim + Pregnyl. 2 follicles--BFN
September 2014: IUI #2. Follistim + Pregnyl + Ganirelix + Crinone. 4(?) follicles--BFN
October 2014: IUI #3. More Follistim + More Ganirelix + Pregnyl + Crinone. 4 follicles--BFP! Beta #1=10 Beta #2=33 Beta #3=97 Beta #4=158. M/C 11/1/14
December 2014: IVF #1. Microdose Lupron protocol. 9R, 9M, 9F. 3 5-day blasts transferred 12/15. BFFN.
August 2015: IVF #3. 14R, 13M, 11F. Froze 5 blasts for CCS testing. 3 normals. FET planned for 10/2015.
My Ovulation Chart
When I was little, I used to count multiples of five on my fingers to help me sleep, and sometimes I put words to them.
Good to know that none of us are really alone in our weirdness!
Me: 41, DH: 45
DD, 6/15/2013
TTC #2 beginning January 2014
AMH 1.05; FSH range 7-11
July 2014: IUI #1. Follistim + Pregnyl. 2 follicles--BFN
September 2014: IUI #2. Follistim + Pregnyl + Ganirelix + Crinone. 4(?) follicles--BFN
October 2014: IUI #3. More Follistim + More Ganirelix + Pregnyl + Crinone. 4 follicles--BFP! Beta #1=10 Beta #2=33 Beta #3=97 Beta #4=158. M/C 11/1/14
December 2014: IVF #1. Microdose Lupron protocol. 9R, 9M, 9F. 3 5-day blasts transferred 12/15. BFFN.
August 2015: IVF #3. 14R, 13M, 11F. Froze 5 blasts for CCS testing. 3 normals. FET planned for 10/2015.
My Ovulation Chart
TTC#1 since June 2012
Dx: Unexplained Infertility / AMA
BFP after 4th IUI cycle with Gonal F + Ovidrel on March 2014 | EDD 12/7/14 | MMC on 4/14/14
IUI#5 with Gonal F and Ovidrel trigger on 6/6 - BFN
On to IVF #1 with a new RE. Started Gonal F and Menopur on 8/15. Added Ganirelix on 8/24. Trigger on 8/26 for ER on 8/28. 8R 7M 3F. Transferred all 3 on 8/31. BFP on 9/11 | EDD 5/20/15 - Beta #1: 56.7. Beta #2: 97. Beta #3: 1148. Beta #4: 3559. Beta #4: 7678. MMC confirmed on 10/13. D&C on 10/14 at 9w. Confirmed male with Trisomy 14.
On to IVF #2 in March. CCS Testing on 2 embies. No go. Waiting to start IVF #3 in July. Surprise BFP on 6/14! EDD - 2/20/16 - Beta #1: 121.4. Beta #2: 236.4. Beta #3: 2014.
"It is better to light a candle than curse the darkness." - Eleanor Roosevelt
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think
we
might
be.
Me: 41, DH: 45
DD, 6/15/2013
TTC #2 beginning January 2014
AMH 1.05; FSH range 7-11
July 2014: IUI #1. Follistim + Pregnyl. 2 follicles--BFN
September 2014: IUI #2. Follistim + Pregnyl + Ganirelix + Crinone. 4(?) follicles--BFN
October 2014: IUI #3. More Follistim + More Ganirelix + Pregnyl + Crinone. 4 follicles--BFP! Beta #1=10 Beta #2=33 Beta #3=97 Beta #4=158. M/C 11/1/14
December 2014: IVF #1. Microdose Lupron protocol. 9R, 9M, 9F. 3 5-day blasts transferred 12/15. BFFN.
August 2015: IVF #3. 14R, 13M, 11F. Froze 5 blasts for CCS testing. 3 normals. FET planned for 10/2015.
My Ovulation Chart
BFP- 10-16-14 EDD 6/13/15: MC 12-1-14
Me: 41, DH: 45
DD, 6/15/2013
TTC #2 beginning January 2014
AMH 1.05; FSH range 7-11
July 2014: IUI #1. Follistim + Pregnyl. 2 follicles--BFN
September 2014: IUI #2. Follistim + Pregnyl + Ganirelix + Crinone. 4(?) follicles--BFN
October 2014: IUI #3. More Follistim + More Ganirelix + Pregnyl + Crinone. 4 follicles--BFP! Beta #1=10 Beta #2=33 Beta #3=97 Beta #4=158. M/C 11/1/14
December 2014: IVF #1. Microdose Lupron protocol. 9R, 9M, 9F. 3 5-day blasts transferred 12/15. BFFN.
August 2015: IVF #3. 14R, 13M, 11F. Froze 5 blasts for CCS testing. 3 normals. FET planned for 10/2015.
My Ovulation Chart