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AnonnAni

Did she sit there with her eyes closed? Did all her poop sink cuz I would imagine you notice floaters? Was it a bubble bath and thats why she didnt see the poop? NONE OF THIS MAKES IT BETTER, I am just wondering how the poop went unnoticed so long!! 30 minutes isnt short!

RayRay007

I love that this thread just keeps giving. 

Manateearmz

I've almost spent as much time in this thread as she did in her tub.

AnonnAni

@SweetSouthernMomma08 EXACTLY!!!! I dont know about anyone else but in a bubble bath the wash cloth has floated passed or toched me and I ve have been frantic like wtf was that so I can only imagine all the gross floating around her!!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

amr196

I still just can't get enough of this )

Speshul

I don't know if this one has already been posted but I had to do it.

JaymeeLH

Still trying to figure out why a call to an L&D nurse was necessary... That must've been some poop to not be able to distinguish from a miscarriage

lionyloo32

I'm with you @JaymeeLH You need to call L&D to confirm that the poop in the tub is actually poop .... how would they be able to tell over the phone anyway?!

MaineMama

katehgee said:

I'm with you @JaymeeLH You need to call L&D to confirm that the poop in the tub is actually poop .... how would they be able to tell over the phone anyway?!

I'm imagining a great conversation. "Is there any blood?" "No...but there's some brown discharge." "What does it look like?" "Like poop... " "It's poop. You pooped."

I would have given my first born to have been working in that L&D when that call came in. I hope for their entertainment that they got as many details as we did, lol!

hellopartyof5

I now have "the song that never ends" stuck in my head, with changes in the lyrics of course. "One person pooped in the tub, not knowing what it was, and we'll continue mocking it forever just because..."

TurtleMomma

Ded.

Duckie419

VioletSkies said:

katehgee said:

lionyloo32 said:

I'm with you @JaymeeLH You need to call L&D to confirm that the poop in the tub is actually poop .... how would they be able to tell over the phone anyway?!

I'm imagining a great conversation.

"Is there any blood?"
"No...but there's some brown discharge."
"What does it look like?"
"Like poop... "
"It's poop. You pooped."

I wish that I could love this twice! 

Me too!! Hahaha soo good

Duckie419

@jbiben‌ what could she even be talking about in the gif!?!?

Duckie419

@jbiben‌ well yes. When I get sad and anxious I immediately want diarrhea. It all makes so much sense hahaha

leenieb123

Just wanted to bump this up. It's not serving anyone by being on page 2.

Cryssteen

ScrappyLika - for real, you just made my entire life.  Thanks to you!  Thanks to the Internet.  Thanks to your H.  This is the BEST DAY EVER.

Manateearmz

Think we can keep bumping this thing all the way through to December? I'm going to need a reference to know when it's real labor or just a wicked shit.

leenieb123

Shayna0408 said:

THANK GOD I changed my viewing to 'recent activity' I just had 15 minutes of more posts to read. So happy I got the full story. 

But I have one thing to add.

Obviously we figured she had one hell of a hard turd to get out considering she pushed triple the time it took me to push out a 7lb baby. So.....can you picture her or anyone picking it up out of the bath tub....

All I think of is the movie Ted when there is a SHIT ON THE FLOOR and Mila Kunis picks it up and got some on her thumb.

Dying.

Too bad OP wasn't like, "Is that a shit?" Would have saved a call to L&D.

leenieb123

@manateearmz --Challenge accepted!

JaymeeLH

I'm soaking in the tub right now trying to help ease this stupid summer cold I caught, because of this thread I made sure to sit on the toilet first just in case!

darkbluesunday

Manateearmz said:

Think we can keep bumping this thing all the way through to December? I'm going to need a reference to know when it's real labor or just a wicked shit.

Yes we can!

ADH0906

On behalf of O14....thank you for this. Thank you so, so much, D14.


*slinks back into the shadows*

Krisx2

I'll just leave this here. Obviously today was just a bit too boring for me.

riansmommie

@Krisx2 said:

I'll just leave this here. Obviously today was just a bit too boring for me.

I just woke my sleeping baby because I couldn't contain my laugh!!! This is freaking awesome!

amedbery

After 9 weeks of smugly thinking I was in the 25% that didn't get a whole lot of nausea, karma has caught up with my ass. I have really needed to laugh. This was gross, but totally worth it.

May I just say that this post and resulting thread is a masterpiece.

Manateearmz

Bump history was made here ladies, we should feel honored.

darkbluesunday

Krisx2 said:

I'll just leave this here. Obviously today was just a bit too boring for me.

I LOVE it! This needs to be our badge.

RosieB0514

Absolutely love everything about this thread.

I can't help but think this each time his thread pops up.....

summerbld2

Ladies, As the owner of this post I have some news/thoughts to share. I have seen every post that was made to this over the weekend/week. They have been very hurtful to me. The bump is a wonderful place to gather with other expectant mothers and share in our highs and in our lows this beautiful thing of pregnancy. It is to support and help each other. It is a place where yes we can laugh with each other in certain situations (not a place to laugh at someone). Over the years I have found many mothers have felt free to share intimate/detailed pregnancy questions/problems with other moms-to-be with the hopes of gaining some support, sympathy, empathy, and or words of wisdom. It is through this that I had "the balls", as one mother put it to share this horrific experience with you. Once I saw that I was being ridiculed, I of course tried to delete the post. Finding sadly that I couldn't, the next best option in my opinion was to delete said material....figuring the ridiculing would subside. It of course didn't. To quote another mom to be this post "made history" on the bump. Totaling over 7k hits and hundreds of non-supportive responses.  My hope is that you in turn do not act this way to another post/mom to be going forward. I was and am very shocked that this level of indirect bullying is going on amongst mothers and expectant mothers.  Thank you to the few (2-3) women who showed sympathy to this post.

(It is also sad to note that there was not a moderator to help with this post, no response to when I reported this post as being a problem, and even more sad that some ladies who have expressed interested in being a moderator were also on here making fun of my post.)                           

Hoping this post would eventually die out, and didn't, and hopes that it will not continue to December.....I will clarify a few things/questions ya'll have had regarding this post....

- No I am not crazy and I did not make this up.
- Yes I honestly could not tell my constipation from actual labor pains. I was in Labor with my first child and this experience was exactly what it felt like.
-I did go to the toilet several times and nothing happened. Being in that much pain I was hoping a warm bath would relax my pain. I was hoping it was extreme gas pains....
-You will find out that pain like this makes it so you can't move. When you are having a big contraction....I hope you remember this .... you are not able to move let alone get up and go to the toilet.
-When I was pushing I did not think I was pushing poo. I'm 30 years old. I know what having a poo should feel like.
-No it was not loose poo. It was indeed a "boulder". I eventually pushed it out, Thanked God it was not a baby, stood up, showered off, drained the tub, put the poop in the toilet, flushed the toilet, and layed on the floor (for 30mins) waiting to see if any more of that pain was going to come.
-No I did not sit in that poo water for 30 mins like some people interpreted it to be.
-Yes I did clean and bleach my tub
-No I did not "clog my tub"

Honestly I was not going to post a reply to this. But I have and here is why.

We had our 12 week apt with our OBGYN today. After not hearing a heartbeat on the doppler, the technician brought in an ultrasound to get a picture of the baby's heartbeat. Which happens sometimes. But after starting the ultrasound the doctor said nothing for about 10 minutes while he looked for a heartbeat. The next words out of his mouth were, I'm sorry dear, there is no heartbeat.

We had lost our baby.      

After hugging/crying with my husband we talked further with the doctor in his office. I have an appointment tomorrow for surgery to do a D&E (not sure why he didn't call it a D&C...)

Please do not let this post go til December. Please if you do post, please let them be uplifting. My heart can not handle much more pain after today's dr visit. 

I still am sad that I will be leaving the December 2014 moms. This was my 2nd pregnancy but my first miscarriage. I have a feeling that I will be crying for days to come. The surgery is tomorrow -  any thoughts and prayers would be appreciated.

I hope a wonderful rest of your pregnancy to each and every one of you!
                                                                                               

riansmommie

I'm so very sorry for your loss OP

Manateearmz

I am so sorry for your loss. Thoughts are with you and your family.

MauraLou25

So sorry for your loss T&P for you and your family

darkbluesunday

I'm so sorry for your loss.

BrideLinds

I'm so sorry for your loss, hun.

RosieB0514

I am very sorry for your loss.

Krisx2

Sorry for your loss OP.

amr196

I just want you to know I don't think anyone was intentionally trying to hurt you or anything of the sort. I'm terribly sorry for what you've experienced. Please, take care of yourself and I hope you can join another board soon

hellopartyof5

I'm sorry for your loss.

ScubaMomma

This breaks my heart.  I am truly sorry for your loss.  I realize there are no words to comfort you, after my loss in Nov this year I too really struggled.  I did find that time helped significantly.  I, like yourself have a little one (he's nearly 3) and thank God for him as he kept me occupied and reminded me how blessed I was to be a mom.  
Sending you big warm hugs.

MaineMama

I am very sorry for your loss.

 

As PPs have said, the internet is forever, and unfortunately you learned that lesson the hard way.