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Amanda&jay

LeviJeans said:

So is it somehow against TOU if I just happened to "stumble across" (aka DH like technology and was able to find it) the cached version of this post and found her original post, managed to take a screen shot of it, and can upload the image?  O:-)

Just for QFP sake

Please please please.
I feel like I missed the best post on this board! Lol

nesenotes

Oh Em GEE! This is the best thread of the week.

MaineMama

WTF guise! THIS is why I should stop doing shit with my kids, I miss all the Bump fun! Please babyjesus, may some one be able to find this on the waybackmachine or something!

LeviJeans

Ahh just left to get dinner. I will post it as soon as I get back.

The suspense!

BrideLinds

Please, @LeviJeans‌! I can't believe I missed this! And I can't believe this is real life.

MaineMama

ScrappyLika said:

Ahh just left to get dinner. I will post it as soon as I get back. The suspense!

It a very thin line between being okay or not. Id be careful if I were you. Lots of people have done it and didn't get banned, but that doesn't make it "okay".

Maybe just type out the text of the original post and put it as your reply, no identifying names or whatever?

RosieB0514

I can't even believe this thread. HOLY EFF.

BankerBSN

I think we need to assign people who are around during the day to QFP.

RayRay007

LeviJeans said:

Ahh just left to get dinner. I will post it as soon as I get back.

The suspense!

Do it under an AE in case you get banned.

BankerBSN

OMG. 1.5 hours of pushing to poop!?! I have no story even simular.

LeviJeans

ScrappyLika said:

You did it!

I verified that it wasn't against TOU before posting, lol!!!

Thanks for verifying! Now we know for the future if we fail at QFP

Muahahaha

ColeyCannoli

OP, I know you are long gone and sick of this thread but thank you for your hilarious story. It has made my life a little brighter when I was super stressed and worried. I hope you have a much easier pregnancy from here on out and that you've invested in some quality prune juice.

TravelingCouple

Oh the wonders of the internet to find the OP! Look, I do feel bad that OP thought she was miscarrying. That is absolutely horrible feeling and I would never, ever wish that on anyone or laugh or joke about that. So, in all seriousness, i'm glad it was just poop. But... Laying in your own shit for an hour??? Once I figured out what was going on, my ass would be out of the tub and in a toilet pronto!!

darkbluesunday

I'm horrified as well...but truly glad I now know the whole story. I'll be in the tub if anybody needs me.

brittandjp

Holy shit! (pun intended)

I feel bad for OP in that she thought she was miscarrying. But laying in shit water for an hour and a half. Ain't nobody got time for that.

I'm pretty sure none of us are allowed to bitch about being constipated again. And if you do, be prepared for unsolicited advice that may or may not include recommendations of laying in the tub to relieve yourself.

Duckie419

Come on people!! I leave for a couple days out of town and the most exciting things happened!! @ScrappyLika‌ you're supposed to keep me up to date!!!

Duckie419

ScrappyLika said:

Most people probably don't have it set to most recent activity, but by original post date! So they might not see the update I put!

Excuses

saltsandwater

Is this the same person whose MIL wouldn't let them in the bathroom to vomit/"pass a motion" in the middle of the night? Because they did it every night and only had one bathroom? Anyone remember that?

Manateearmz

saltsandwater said:

Is this the same person whose MIL wouldn't let them in the bathroom to vomit/"pass a motion" in the middle of the night? Because they did it every night and only had one bathroom? Anyone remember that?

Well now we know why. I would guard my tub with my life.

MC522

Omg im dying!!!!! I always miss the good stuff!!!

brownmouse

Manateearmz said:

Thanks @ScrappyLika‌

Odd that I'm reading this post as the city of a Portland is on alert for E-Coli in our water supply. I blame OP.

Being from Portland too, this just KILLED me. For real.

path75

OMG I feel so bad for the OP. This must have been embarassing. I don't understand why someone makes a posts then deletes it when they don't like the comments. Just leave it alone and be glad the baby is ok. It is ok to laugh at yourself once in a while. 

darkbluesunday

MaxsMom9 said:

I don't understand why someone would post about pooping in the tub at all. I'm sorry ladies, but I'd never make a post about laying in my own shit water.

My thoughts exactly. I feel bad for the OP, but no way in hell would I post about laying in shit water for over an hour.

Mikesfan

I am SO sad I missed this. But even more sad that no one QFP. Rookie mistake. 

BankerBSN

I would also like to state that I bet OP's birth story is going to be one that she didn't know she was in labor, got in the tub, pushed for 1.5 hours and delivered unassisted at home.

JunkieBrewster

I am embarassed to admit I just read all of this shit.

kayak11

I can't believe I missed this thread until now! I clicked because I saw the number of responses. I'm all caught up now and will never complain about being constipated again :-S

LaxMOM44

What the actual fuck!

bellyflop

JUST read the actual text.
Had to FaceTime BF to read it to him.
We both damn near died of laughter. I'm sure it was a really shitty situation OP was in tho.

MauraLou25

Krisx2 said:

 

Lauradi1010 said:

Thanks all for filling me in. My brain was going in circles trying to figure it all out.

I do feel bad for her (OP), and am glad she and baby are ok.

I know pregnancy is different for everyone, but isn't pushing poo out different than pushing baby? This is my first baby, so not sure, but I've seen birth a few times and it honestly seemed different.

Contractions felt like stomach cramps to me. When I got to the hospital I told the nurse that I really needed to poop and went into the bathroom. She realized I was pushing and yelled at me not to deliver the baby on the toilet. So ya, delivering DD was really like pushing out the biggest turd of my life.

There. I just shared the exact opposite story of OP. Thought she was having the baby = poo. Thought I was having a poo = baby. This thread has come full sphincter I mean circle.

This. I have horrible IBS. I didn't know I was in labor, because it felt exactly the same. I was convinced labor would feel different. Nope, just like poop haha

Also, how did I miss all of this?!?

CandEChicago

Wow. Like someone else said, you go away for a couple of days and miss everything.

LinziLoo09

Oh wow. Applause to @ScrappyLika for digging up that gem! though I haven't had bad MS throughout this pg, this has moved me to some nausea. Lol

Duckie419

katehgee said:

I love this whole thread. Whenever I'm feeling bad about myself I think "well, at least I didn't sit in my own poop water for 90 minutes."

P.S. I'm surprised no one has come on here to tell us how mean we're all being and let us know that we're setting terrible examples and teaching our unborn children to be bullies.

I'm pretty sure it's because there is no contest. This is ridiculous and gross haha

JunkieBrewster

MauraLou25 said:

 

Lauradi1010 said:

Thanks all for filling me in. My brain was going in circles trying to figure it all out. I do feel bad for her (OP), and am glad she and baby are ok. I know pregnancy is different for everyone, but isn't pushing poo out different than pushing baby? This is my first baby, so not sure, but I've seen birth a few times and it honestly seemed different.

Contractions felt like stomach cramps to me. When I got to the hospital I told the nurse that I really needed to poop and went into the bathroom. She realized I was pushing and yelled at me not to deliver the baby on the toilet. So ya, delivering DD was really like pushing out the biggest turd of my life.

There. I just shared the exact opposite story of OP. Thought she was having the baby = poo. Thought I was having a poo = baby. This thread has come full sphincter I mean circle.

This. I have horrible IBS. I didn't know I was in labor, because it felt exactly the same. I was convinced labor would feel different. Nope, just like poop haha Also, how did I miss all of this?!?

When I was having Jonas, I remember telling the nurse I had to poop, then the Dr magically appeared LOL

flerlgirl

Lurker from June 14, sincerely grateful to you ladies for the entertainment. Carry on.

riansmommie

Hey @flerlgirl‌ nice to see your face across the boards

flerlgirl

riansmommie said:

Hey @flerlgirl‌ nice to see your face across the boards

@riansmommie - hayyyyyyy girl!

AnonnAni

I totally think this post is fake... I've seen the story on the show "I didnt know I was pregnant" and the woman thinks she has terrible constipation pains so she gets in the bathtub says it got worst and she had the urge to push so she did and after a while of pushing delivered her baby. And the whole time I watched this on tv I was thinking who is ok with just shitting in the tub!!! And if you are thinking your having a miscarriage you go get in the tub NOT go to the hospital. I call MUD... More then MUD considering the OP is supposedly a second time mom so you know what constipation feels like and you know that it would not feel like your pushing out a full grown baby at 11 weeks !!

darkbluesunday

SweetSouthernMomma08 said:

Jeeze... an hour and a half to take a poop?  I'm curious to know if her tub/toilet was clogged after the fact

I really hope she bleached it after...

Duckie419

Hahaha I will so be okay if this thread follows us until after our babies are born! It never gets old!!