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EVA116

Any cute stories?

Anything new they are doing?

 

 

DS is starting to point and say "Dat." He waits till I tell him what it is...so cute but he does it all.the.time.

DD still calls me mommy pig (Thanks Peppa). The other day she yelled "Mommy pig loves ice cream." Thanks kid, I'm sure the whole store needed to hear that.

FalconCrest

DD2 just started doing the pat, pat, pat and arms up while watching Little Einsteins.  DS told me a hilarious joke that he made up "Why did the chicken cross the road?  "To spank his Mommy's booty!" and DD1 is in a play tonight.  

I might die of cuteness overload.

BluepointToasted

Lol, that's awesome @EVA116‌!

Ds just started calling me mommy instead of mama and it is adorable. He also "sings" the abcs, and the best part is at the end when he sings "abcs....you.....meeeeeeee!!!"

myskyegirl

Lo just starting saying Happy and she still calls me dada.  Oh and we say to her all the time "I see you." so she now says "I see".

seahorse102410

EVA116 said:

 

DD still calls me mommy pig (Thanks Peppa). The other day she yelled "Mommy pig loves ice cream." Thanks kid, I'm sure the whole store needed to hear that.

My son does this too!  And he speaks with an English accent which I love.  Last night he asked my husband to "mend" something. 

EVA116

I also cried when DD brought home her mother's day gift from pre-school. It was a pot holder with her hand on it and it said "mommy's helping hand."

MrsT0514

My DS (16mo) is doing a ton of walking now (he just started a few weeks ago!). Its the most adorable thing when he waddles around the living room grabbing his books and waddles them over to me to hop up so we can read them together.

Currently, he is fighting his nap like its WW3 by walking around in his crib, yelling at the top of his lungs. Not so cute.

secretsout

When we walked down the canned food aisle at target the other day, he pointed and said, "look at all those beers!"

Oops.  There was a woman who looked at us like we were crazy, but then I felt less bad about her judging me because while she was looking at us funny, her kid was destroying the next aisle over.

RondackHiker

DS has discovered slapstick comedy.

He hits himself in the head, fake falls, and pours water over his head and DD laughs hysterically.

But she just started laughing so the noise of her own laughter scares her and she starts to cry, until he hits himself again.

Soxgirl07

DS1 loves Paw Patrol, so we act out scenes all the time. He's Chase, I'm Marshall, DH is Rubble, and DS2 is Alex. I keep trying to get DS2 a cooler role but so far that's a no go.

DS2 is walking like crazy and starting to make noises that I swear are words. He loves climbing to the top of whatever looks most dangerous in the room and then laughing at me.

Rxmom04

5 year old DS got his first short haircut the other day. He looks so much older now, makes me a little sad because now he really looks like an almost kindergartener.

Found out at the ultrasound today that we've got two more little boys on the way so I guess I'll get my fill of baby boy again in October when they arrive. Can't wait to see them.
ETA-Sorry about the giant pic!

nonoemily

DS has started asking "why" and "why not". All the time. We're in THAT phase now.

He also just started talking about "favorites". The cat is his favorite cat, daddy is his favorite daddy, he has a favorite chair, favorite bunny, favorite chick.

He calls pineapple "Apple pie". So random.

I'm starting to talk like him, though. I need to get out more.

Maebb

DS had started saying "no, thank you." Whenever we offer something and he doesn't want it, he says, "no, thank you." It's so polite but also kind of funny when he's saying it when he's really mad. Like this morning in the car, he wanted a bottle, but I was offering him a sippy. So he would cry and swat it away while saying "no, thank you."

At least he's polite when he's throwing a tantrum.

RondackHiker

Oh, and this was from DS for Mother's Day. My favorite food is definitely all of the food.

jorkz821

It's finally warmer here so DS is dressed in a Tshirt (like not a onesie) and big boy shorts. And I put little sneakers on him too, obvi. So cute.

O has started picking up on things people say often and repeating them so the last couple days has been a lot of "Are you suuuuure?? I don't thiiiiiiink so!" in a teasing voice. Plus she seems to have potty trained herself in the last week.

SJandVA

My 6yo keeps telling me Lady Gaga's mom aka MamaGaga is in her cafeteria during lunch time. Her source is another kindergartner. Every time I try to correct her she laughs at me.

My 20 month old rode in a car cart for the first time by herself today. She loved it yelling choo choo the whole time. Luckily I can't be judged at my store because all carts have a seat for 2.

jesuisfatiguee

pobrecita said:

I'm dying that your job is using a knife @rondackhiker.

For cutting those awful potatoes, I presume.

myskyegirl

Oh ya, DD spins and says weeeeeee  So Friggin Cute! 

jesuisfatiguee

DS has just recently started saying a few things. It all started with "uh-oh" which is appropriately applied about 70% of the time. 

Right now his favorite things ever are trees, which he calls "tdees." As soon as we go outside, he starts pointing, giggling, saying "tdee" over and over, then kicking his legs and doing the happy-baby-hyperventilating-thing when we start walking towards one. We have to touch at least two trees before we leave DC in the evening. So cute.

NeneCakies

When we pull DDs clothes off at the end of the day, she puts her arms up and runs around yelling "I'm nekkid!" And then for some reason she will try to carry her PBK bunny chair across the room with her arms around its neck and heaving it up from behind and then falling on it, grunting as she goes inch by inch. Like a little sumo wrestler.

bensmommy518

OMG my uterus is exploding reading about all this cuteness!!!

DS is chatting up a storm and likes to tell me all about his day or a TV shoe he watched etc.  Even better is his speech is improving so now I can understand 90% of what he says!

DD is trying desperately to sit up but mostly only gets to the point where she is doing ab crunches.  She is also laughing at everything.  It is impoossible to not smile when she smiles

thebanich

This just happened in Target. Their grandmother has now learned why chocolate cake-pops are a terrible idea

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slednecksmomma

E has learned to scream, so now everything is accompanied by delightful baby squeals, diaper changing time especially.  I think it's friggen adorable.  

Thing that makes me sad though is that he is going to daycare now while I sit at home by myself 3 days a week.  (we have to send him otherwise we will lose our spot while I look for a job.)  I miss him, obviously, but what really kills me is that he is STILL rejecting bottles and essentially starving himself while there, which means he is a sad, exhausted mess by the time I pick him up.  I feel so damn guilty, but I can't go in to the dcp every two hours and feed him, he HAS to get this bottle thing figured out.  ALL the mom guilt for me    

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Xtine22

DD was a late talker. She only started really talking maybe a month and half ago. Each day she had more and more words. Now everything out of her mouth is something do funny.

[Deleted User]

I know that my dog isn't a kid, but she's MY kid.

She's currently in dog jail.  Poor Sofa.

PeanutButterFox

We've had a ton of caterpillars on our front steps and walkway recently. E calls them "killers" and is (fake) scared of them. Every time she sees them she goes, "Eek, the killers Mommy!" The neighbors probably think we're nuts.

colliebabe

DD (2.5) asked me a question the other day and when I said I didn't know, she said "Remember mom, we talked about this?"  I must say that all the time to her!

 

studyinpink

The baby and e have dance parties to Diego. It is so freaking cute.

jesuisfatiguee

**hugs** @slednecksmomma. DS went to DC at 8 months, and refused every single feeding method for a good two months. He finally accepted an open cup, and that is still the only way I can get him to drink anything other than water. I nursed him around lunch time every day. Is there any way you can do the same while he transitions? I know how stressful this is and I am so sorry  

PeanutButterFox

We were in Target a couple weeks ago, and this randomness happened:

E: Mommy, shake your booty!

Me: **trying to find a a pack of underwear in the right size and style, which apparently takes an act of god because I never did find the ones I wanted** Huh, what baby?

E: Shake your booty!

Me: No, I'm not gonna do that.

E: Okay, shake your shoulders.

Me: **shakes shoulders**

E: MOMMY SHAKE YOUR VULVA!!!!

Me: Ohmigod kid be quiet.

E: SHAKE YOUR VULVA!!

Me: E stop saying that.

E: Shake your vulva Mommy!

Me: **shakes my hips a little** There. I did it.

E: Good job, Mommy. Good job shake your vulva!

Me: Thanks, kid.

msdrdg

DS has become quite fond of saying "You've got to be joking me!" 

Our dog has been an asshole the past couple weeks and destroying/eating stuff while we are out, so now when we come home DS looks at her 1st thing and says "Cassie, have you been a good dog today?"

slednecksmomma

je+suis=fatiguee said:

**hugs** @slednecksmomma. DS went to DC at 8 months, and refused every single feeding method for a good two months. He finally accepted an open cup, and that is still the only way I can get him to drink anything other than water. I nursed him around lunch time every day. Is there any way you can do the same while he transitions? I know how stressful this is and I am so sorry  

I would be willing to do this while I'm not working, I'm just afraid he's going to expect it and once I go back to work I will be 30+ min away, which is not feasible for a lunch time trip.  I just feel terrible and don't know how to make it easier for him.  Outside of the bottle issue he apparently loves daycare and hanging out with the other kids (4 others, a 10 month-old, 2 4 year-olds and a 2 year old, 2 of which are dcp's kids.)

Manateearmz

A couple at a Target were commenting on how cute DD was. She heard them and said "You wanna see me shake my booty" as she shook her butt as hard as possible. Then she told them that water helps her to poop.

Ahhh my offspring.

myskyegirl

One of my friends underwent a double mastectomy just recently and she has a 6yr son.  This is a conversation between her son and one of his friends.

Conversation between two 6 yr olds,,, Jayden's classmate "my dad cut the tip of his finger off, he cried a lot. . . . Jayden- "my mom had to have both her boobies cut off and she didn'tcry at all,, lol

jesuisfatiguee

slednecksmomma said:

je+suis=fatiguee said:

**hugs** @slednecksmomma. DS went to DC at 8 months, and refused every single feeding method for a good two months. He finally accepted an open cup, and that is still the only way I can get him to drink anything other than water. I nursed him around lunch time every day. Is there any way you can do the same while he transitions? I know how stressful this is and I am so sorry  

I would be willing to do this while I'm not working, I'm just afraid he's going to expect it and once I go back to work I will be 30+ min away, which is not feasible for a lunch time trip.  I just feel terrible and don't know how to make it easier for him.  Outside of the bottle issue he apparently loves daycare and hanging out with the other kids (4 others, a 10 month-old, 2 4 year-olds and a 2 year old, 2 of which are dcp's kids.)

I was able to stop visiting at lunch after he started accepting the cup. In fact, it was better when I did stop, because he was at an age where he was more upset to see me and then have me leave than he was to not see me until it was time to go. 

aforst

These kids kill me!!

DS2 is such a boy. He was sitting on the bed with me the other day and says "did you just hear me fart?" Um, no dude, but thanks for sharing. He also held his sippy up to his chest, at dinner the other night, and said "I'm getting milk for baby sister!"

angelashly

I love watching mine act out Frozen. She gets so excited for her favorite parts.

ASmallWonder

Quinn laughs like Karen from Will & Grace and he thinks Aiden is the tits so the laughter is plentiful and then I start laughing.  Not so funny is that Aiden has started exclaiming "Jesus!" when he's frustrated.  I don't even realize I say it but DH assures me he got it from me.  Great.

Helenahhandbasket

DD is just starting to call me mommy and H daddy (she's in speech 2x a week for delays).  Also, she recently started saying her own name-- she calls herself "oh-see" (Josie).  It's pretty much the cutest thing ever.

Also, she makes this face a lot.

 

littlestjerry

DS loves to say "I can't," but doesn't really get it. He'll say, about dinner, for example, "I can't like that!" One time I asked him if he was pooping and he said "I can't pooping!"