Opposite SN party

WillieNelsonsGardener · May 2014

Darbie914 said:

Dude I have no idea what mine would be. Um, maybe @eibrad419? Ooh, the number is close enough so I'll be @eibrad420. Halp.

@SteveXYZ?
hmm... tough one.

WillieNelsonsGardener · May 2014

SandyClam said:

LovelyRitaMeterMaid said:

LOL. @UglyRita?

WARNING: CREAM CORN STORY FOR @SandyClam

Once, I walked into a patient's room to do something.....perhaps empty his foley catheter. I noticed a very very very strong sweet smell. I went to empty the foley and it literally looked as though someone dumped cream corn in the foley bag. It was so similar looking I wish I could have snapped a photo of it, but obviously that wouldn't be cool.

Also, we were reminiscing about this a few weekends ago and the nurse who had that patient happened to remember it. He said his kidneys, urethra, etc were so infected IT WAS PUS that came out when he inserted the catheter. That just added to the story for me.

OMG. You must read this story. WARNING: IT IS FUCKING GROSS.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/xo41d/doctorsnursesredditors_what_has_been_your_most/c5o66p2

Shit. You only make the mistake of googling or clicking on @SandyClam's link one time.

SandyClam · May 2014

WillieNelsonsGardener said:

OMG. You must read this story. WARNING: IT IS FUCKING GROSS.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/xo41d/doctorsnursesredditors_what_has_been_your_most/c5o66p2

Shit. You only make the mistake of googling or clicking on @SandyClam's link one time.

Ain't that the truth?
:-&

SandyClam · May 2014

katnhiding said:

Holy shit @LovelyRitaMeterMaid and @SandyClam I almost threw up my wine when I read that. I still might. Don't make me abuse my alcohol.

Did you read the reddit story or just the creamed corn story? Cuz if you only read the corn story and want to barf, don't read the reddit story!

littlestjerry · May 2014

Big Jerry? Sounds like a prison nickname.

littlestjerry · May 2014

How do I become taggable without changing the person I am deep down inside?

Also oversized Kramer reminds me of the episode where Jerry and Kramer switch apartments because of the giant red chicken sign and they start to act like each other. What a great episode.

vandelay · May 2014

@georgeconstanza.

theimpossibleastronaut · May 2014

would I be @melodypond41?

WasNotWas · May 2014

@RiverSong82 said:
would I be @melodypond41?

The math nerd in me loves that you halved the 82 as your opposite

thebanich · May 2014

Erm :-?

theimpossibleastronaut · May 2014

WasNotWas said:

would I be @melodypond41?
The math nerd in me loves that you halved the 82 as your opposite

lol Thanks @wasnotwas. Nice to see you!

NotSharknado · May 2014

ISsharknado

WasNotWas · May 2014

@NotSharknado said:
ISsharknado

Damnit I've been telling you this for MONTHS

jesuisfatiguee · May 2014

MotherOfPearl85 said:

FatherOyster I guess. Someone help me.

FatherOfOnyx? Yeah? No?

thebanich · May 2014

BunkinMama said:

Banich4eva said:
Erm :-?
@‌NeverEndingStory

@‌NeverABanshee

The first is creepily appropriate.

(Myfirstnamemightbestory)

thebanich · May 2014

I don't have any

I keep that shit trimmed.

)

LaurelBee · May 2014

@HardyY?

DreadLoc · May 2014

@flowingbrushablehair

anustart · May 2014

I totally did not get "anoldend" bc I keep thinking what is anold?!??? Is that opposite of anus?

Holy fucking dense moment. I forgot my SN is A Nu Start.

El. Oh. El.

anustart · May 2014

Opposite of anustart....

@mouthpie?

Monkeybabe · May 2014

anustart said:

Opposite of anustart.... @mouthpie?

A tart is kind of like a pie. Maybe mouthpudding

vandelay · May 2014

Or maybe mouthsweet, since tart is also a flavor.

anustart · May 2014

A tart is open not covered with pastry so I was thinking pie is covered? No?

Thinking is hard.

vandelay · May 2014

An anus that tastes tart may be as gross as a tart made of anuses.

Wait, no it's not.

Monkeybabe · May 2014

anustart said:

A tart is open not covered with pastry so I was thinking pie is covered? No? Thinking is hard.

There are both single and double crusted pies. Take my word for it. I'm an expert.

anustart · May 2014

We'll just go with @‌anoldend lol

SandyClam · May 2014

@vaginalfinish

insertclevername · May 2014

I am @cadaddy-1

LaurelBee · May 2014

@susanb887‌ start a new post including your favorites: movies, food, past times, books, vacation spots, jokes etc. I bet these girls could come up with something good!

insertclevername · May 2014

ClaireFraser said:

NYMama1 said:

I am @cadaddy-1
Except then you wouldn't be taggable @NYMama1.

That was the problem with my OG screenname. I guess I could be @CaDaddyNegativeOne

SCSmith2011 · May 2014

I have no clue what mine would be. I guess whatever letters are at the opposite end of the alphabet from S and C and whatever is the least common last name in the US?