End of pregnancy

Playgurl69

As we're quickly approaching the end of our pregnancies, instead of counting down the days till the baby eviction, I want to embrace it!

What are some fun things you can only do when you're pregnant?

rainbowdashh

All I want to embrace is my baby... And a glass of wine.

rainbowdashh

Seriously though, are there ANY fun things you can ONLY do while pregnant? Because I can't think of anything.

cMichelle0423

Rachel5130 said:

I'm not gonna lie, I'm really thrown off by your choice of screen name. Is this an AE?

Lol I'm glad I'm not the only one..

elsa1688

@ohyealovely‌ shamelessly eat all the food?

katekat8721

Booze, meth, bank robbing sprees, distributing illegal firearms... oh wait, only when pregnant?!

I guess watching chick flicks on Netflix while eating ice cream or something then.

LindsayDesigner

I'm currently fantasizing about laying on my stomach and eating sushi. So...no.

rainbowdashh

elsa1688 said:

@ohyealovely‌ shamelessly eat all the food?

I guess that can count. I think I do that when I'm not pregnant too, though haha. But people make comments about what pregnant women eat. Like "should you be eating that?" Eff off!

crhein26

Playgurl69 said:

As we're quickly approaching the end of our pregnancies, instead of counting down the days till the baby eviction, I want to embrace it! What are some fun things you can only do when you're pregnant?

MrsCase1

Lamest AE ever.

Try again.

And for the love of Pete, at least make up something interesting or controversial. Preferably controversial, as this board is tame. Sigh.

AandJ28

Oh I just luvre being preggers!! I can't wait to continue being uncomfortable and big!! Oh and peeing every time I sneeze! Yay!!

Mztwilson

Umm the only thing I can think of that I can only do while pregnant is have sex and not worry about getting pregnant.... So you could try that...

LegalLadyBug

I can barely walk, my OB told me absolutely no activity, no shopping, no cleaning, etc. until my c section date. So I guess the only thing I could do now that I can't do when I'm not pregnant is ignore the no activity order, go on a shopping spree at target, and hope my water doesn't break. Assuming ofcourse I could even walk up and down the aisles for more than 5 minutes.

nunzchucks

Oh! I got one. The thing I can do while pregnant is count down to the end of this pregnancy.

vv826

Rachel5130 said:

And also, this isn't the "home stretch" for all of us. I still have like, 55 days left. And these posts always make me go...

Exactly how I feel!

k2k2tog

I'm too tired for this thread. 

PressLove

After having fertility issues, I am trying to enjoy the end of pregnancy.  I'm not sure if I will do this again.  Feeling LO kick and trying to figure out her position are what I will miss.

Also, as someone pointed out, when I move she moves.  When I eat, she eats.  It doesn't get much easier than this.

PressLove

I don't think some people are ever prepared for real answers.  They figure this to be a unicorn board full of sunshine and rainbows.  

The saltiness gets them every time!

ElTrain5

Well, since I'm a FTM I guess I can always enjoy getting long nights of restful sleep, lingering at happy hours, having uninterrupted comfortable sex......oh wait......nope.

Ashes92813

@BrightEyes112‌, probably had a photo shoot at the mansion. Before and after shots. Must have a great photo-shop artist.

Edit: forgot a few words

zipscheer07

I just want 39 weeks to get here because I just feel like a whale which in turn means I DO NOTHING!

jessicalynn0828

The only thing i'm liking now a days is when someone tells me "I'm Huge" "Size of a House" or that i look like i'm "Smuggling 3 watermelons under my shirt" I have the right to be a total Bitch to them and can blame it on hormones....

......  bring on the Beer and Redbull 

xinightingale

Not gonna lie, I'm not looking forward to getting my period again.  It was nice not having to deal with that for the last 8-ish months

curlylocks3

ElTrain5 said:

Well, since I'm a FTM I guess I can always enjoy getting long nights of restful sleep, lingering at happy hours, having uninterrupted comfortable sex......oh wait......nope.

But is it yummy, soulful sex like Alicia Silverstone recommends?

Oh wait. I forgot that her rec for GETTING pregnant. My bad.

Susanrush13

Only thing I can do pregnant that I can't do when I'm un-pregnant is grow a person. 

Wtf is this question.

steprozz

seriously what is this?

jessicalynn0828

lyracelesti said:

Cannot BELIEVE that no one has said "Make bank by doing preggo fetish vids" yet.

agreed. There was a XXX Porn Expo here a couple weeks ago, I told my boyfriend i was going to go and see if they needed a pregnant woman for any of their movies. sadly i did not make it there...

chickpea912

lyracelesti said:

Cannot BELIEVE that no one has said "Make bank by doing preggo fetish vids" yet.

I KNEW I forgot to add something to my ever expanding To Do List - thanks, @lyracelesti!

ETA I was going to add a photo, but I just couldn't do it... not even the pregnant My Little Pony one...

efino87

Agree with PP, my only perk was being able to have sex and not get pregnant but now I'm on pelvic rest boo....

flerlgirl

I guess my biggest regret will be not having a bullet-proof excuse for being unreasonable and demanding. 

But I will still be those things anyway, so I'm cool with it. 

temursgirl

KrystaJ said:

Ummmm hit people with my belly and not have to apologize?

Wait, we are supposed to apologize for that?

Earlier in the pregnancy I accidentally hit my friend with my newly ginormous boobs. I just didn't expect them to stick out that far and got her in the boobs. Since hers are fake it wasn't a soft landing.

izzetoot

Here, ill help you with the answer..

BabyCurtiss2014

Ok well there is one thing! Peace and Quiet! I'm a FTM and I am enjoying absolute quiet and naps and showers when I want! I'm home all day by myself and it's awesome! Also last few weeks of not having the responsibility of taking care of a human! LOL

FeliciaTwo

People I pass on the street smile at me more when I"m pregnant.  And people tell me I look good much more when I'm pregnant.

anations

Have to admit, the kicks are the only awesome thing about it. I am pretty miserable, but thankful. At this point, I want to hold them instead of having pain every time I stand up. Also, I wasn't able to eat whatever I wanted Bc everything upsets my stomach. I, too, miss my wine!!!