UOs

TJ1979

Damn it @Rrrrrachel.  Your ticker is making me want watermelon SO BADLY!

ElleBeeDub

When my dad called to tell me my niece died, he told me... Then there was an awkward pause and he asked about the weather. True story.

nanabanana06

Man, y'all are a bunch of antisocial people. It's not unusual for my family to call to talk for a long time for no reason. I remember spending hours on the phone with my best friends or BFs forever. I love talking.

I love people.

.... I need more friends.

TJ1979

Okay @ellebeedub, that's it, YGPM too.  Even though you didn't reply to my PMs post.  (Okay, wait just a minute and then you will have one.)

YellowLily2013

I talk to my mom multiple times per week. I love talking to people though... It's more difficult now with a little one though. He can get into stuff in a split second.

TugboatSheila

unaveragejane said:

JP27 said:

No one should ever stand in front of a pregnant woman at a buffet. 

DH and I went to get Indian food and the person in front of me was MEANDERING ever so slowly in my way. I almost bit him.

Bahahaha! The mental image I have now is just priceless!

My UO is that I have no idea how or why so many of the July '14 mamas have Hogwarts badges. I kind of want one but I'm too chicken to ask about it, and what if (heaven forbid!) I got Slytherin???

Someone brought up HP on one of the threads and everyone started talking about what house they were put in when they took the test on Pottermore. Dude, add it for real! 

countrycotton

Mandmeesh said:

I think my mom may have texted me and my siblings that she got married. 

total dysfunction here

. This happened with my mom. TWICE! Actually the first time was pre-text but I found out two weeks later when she needed a ride to dmv to get her name changed on her license.

unaveragejane

I'm not sure of others' opinions on this, so I don't know if this is a UO or not, but IMO it's incredibly difficult to poop with a whiny clingy toddler sitting on your lap. I also think this is the time of my life when I really, really need to start drinking.

Mandmeesh

unaveragejane said:

I'm not sure of others' opinions on this, so I don't know if this is a UO or not, but IMO it's incredibly difficult to poop with a whiny clingy toddler sitting on your lap. I also think this is the time of my life when I really, really need to start drinking.

LLOL!

Into+the+Kitty

I hate when people have two or more pregnancy tickers for the same pregnancy. Do you want to know what fruit your baby is? How it's developing week by week? Maybe just a cute ticker countdown instead? Just pick one, damn it!

Chichigo

Not sure if this is unpopular or not. I don't understand why people get so upset over stains in a diaper. The diaper was designed to catch bodily waste. It's also not that hard to remove stains.

N_Koz

KLXVI who is responsible for me getting the diaper I was flamed over wanting so badly that I expressed frustration when I didn't get it. So in conclusion bump = nice facebook b/s/t group = mean girls.

jcwinsto

A little late to the game but here goes. I may be counting the days until I can give some solids to my baby but at least I'm going to give him healthy things. A friend of a friend on Facebook just posted a bunch of pictures of her not quite 6 month old baby eating a Laffy Taffy stick. Pretty sure she let him have most of it.

Rrrrrachel

Holy choking hazard batman.

freezorburn

Chickypoo2468 said:

That makes me think of the lady I saw at Meijer holding a gummy saver for her infant to suck on. What is wrong with people

An act of desperation, or a cry for help?

Chichigo

People are clueless.

unaveragejane

I just saw a commercial for a toy called Poopsy Pets. I wish I could have been at the meeting when someone proposed that idea. Yeah, so we'd like to design a line of toys that craps everywhere. We'll even make them just the right size that kids can feed them Nerds and then eat them later. Really, toy makers?!

jcwinsto

I had a little moo cow that you pressed down on and brown jelly beans fell out of it's rear. It was too funny. But it was a gag gift that someone picked up somewhere. It wasn't specifically marketed to children.