Tuesday Randoms

mschoepp

Trying to decide if I should buy a tiger/zebra stripe swimsuit to match my new stretch marks.

missyishere

I'm studying some root words for my boards. I'm laughing at these three being in a row because mature.

myskyegirl

missyishere said:

I'm studying some root words for my boards. I'm laughing at these three being in a row because mature.

@missyishere, yesterday I went to my first monthly meeting at my new job.  Since they are construction/architecture company the meetings are based around which projects are being worked on and how far along they are in the construction phase.  I had to hold my breath not to laugh every time they said the buildings are in steel erection, and the erection of the building is coming along.  

RondackHiker

@missyishere‌ I like your handwriting!

@TyrannosaurusLex‌ When did you walk out? Has your mom tried to say anything to you since?

missyishere

pobrecita said:

I don't want to watch that mom job video. Stop linking it to me FB friends!

+1 I can pretty much guess what it's about, and I know being a parent is tough, sooooo...

Maebb

DS sings the "whoooo" background part in Blurred Lines and also the echo in "Royals," and I freakin love it. Of course he's not exact with the words or pitch, but it's cute. I wonder at what point I should start worrying about music being "appropriate" for him.

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Whenigrowup

PrivacyWanted said:

Maebb said:

DS sings the "whoooo" background part in Blurred Lines and also the echo in "Royals," and I freakin love it. Of course he's not exact with the words or pitch, but it's cute. I wonder at what point I should start worrying about music being "appropriate" for him.

I was thinking about this last night as DD was singing along to "Pumped up kicks"

I LOVE that song, but as a teacher, it makes me feel pretty creepy to be listening to it.  But it's so good!

Whenigrowup

I got home before my DH and took it as an opportunity to eat half a bag of jelly beans he doesn't know we have.  He'll be home in a minute...back in the drawer!

casholmes

The mom job post kind of made me mad. I'd be pretty pissed if I got all ready for a job interview and then found out it was a hoax.

Also:

I'm more worried about my brighter that the sun pale skin than my belly flab tbh.

Maebb

Whenigrowup said:

PrivacyWanted said:

Maebb said:

DS sings the "whoooo" background part in Blurred Lines and also the echo in "Royals," and I freakin love it. Of course he's not exact with the words or pitch, but it's cute. I wonder at what point I should start worrying about music being "appropriate" for him.

I was thinking about this last night as DD was singing along to "Pumped up kicks"

I LOVE that song, but as a teacher, it makes me feel pretty creepy to be listening to it.  But it's so good!

I never really listen to the words in "pumped up kicks." It always makes me think of 4th grade when kids had those shoes where you squeeze the tongue and pump them up.

ETA - I just read the lyrics, and I wish I could go back to not knowing the lyrics because that's disturbing.

wiggyslilsis

I am getting a migraine. I have a new rescue med but 1. I'm nit sure I want to try it because the last one made me really sick and 2. I misplaced them in the move.

mschoepp

AW alert: My kid is perfecting his duck face for future selfies.

RondackHiker

I'm thinking about doing an IUD, even though last time went so badly for me. But the oral pill earned me DS so I don't trust the mini pill and implanon has side effects I don't like.

missyishere

@casholmes I am pretty much reflecting the sun at this point. Damn near see through even.

Monkeybabe

I just figured out that my daughter is a horrible workout partner. She tickled my feet when I was doing this exercise that required my feet to be on a yoga ball and my hands on the floor, and then when I was doing planks, she was slamming her butt down on my calves. 

mschoepp

Spring cleaning of the closet = trying on pants. Worst decision EVAR. I have zero dressy pants left.

RondackHiker

Dh always checks the mail when he gets home. He'll be home late tonight.

I left him this present so he knows how much i care.

DreadLoc

i haven't heard pumped up kicks in forever and they were just jamming to it at the gas station.  i come back and y'all talking about it in here.  obviously one of the ladies at the gas station is a member of TB.  

obviously.

DreadLoc

oh, and i went to the gas station in my blue and black plaid shirt that i wore today with blue, black, and green plaid pajama pants.

zero fuck were given.

MamatoA2010

I'm rewarding myself with surviving Passover with 3 kids under the age of 6 by drinking a Moscato. Cheers!