Tuesday Randoms

EVA116

I just got caught itching my boob at my desk.

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EVA116 said:

I just got caught itching my boob at my desk.

That's a pet peeve of mine. Your boob itched, so you scratched it.

Continue...

RondackHiker

I keep watching this. Turn your volume on.

EVA116

Worked blocked it...they block everything.

 

Wait let me go to my mobile phone.

EVA116

@rondackhiker that is super funny.

EVA116

I fucking love a good pen.

FalconCrest

My kids are watching a Japanese cartoon on Netflix.  The entire thing is in Japanese and they are like zombies watching this.  

EVA116

I feel bad for Conan. He got shafted on the Late night gig. Then had to go host the MTV awards to keep his name out there and boost ratings for his show.

RondackHiker

EVA116 said:

I fucking love a good pen.

Yes. I hate shit pens.

EVA116

I mean, Jimmy Fallon is killing it but Conan would be better than Colbert.

EVA116

exercising and then....

casholmes

I got denied a renewal on my loan and the man was pretty rude about it. So we're off to a shitty start on the afternoon. Now we're going to the next town over so I can apply for jobs. I wish I didn't live in the smallest town ever with almost zero job prospects.

casholmes

On the plus side, we got DS's pics Sunday and:

shadypines

I'm still looking for a fire pit...

EVA116

I wanted to do my H this morning but he farted and then scratched his ass.

moment ruined.

RondackHiker

@casholmes‌

Creepy bunny twins! DS wouldn't get close.

EVA116

I think MTV picks the awards based on who has RSVPd

EVA116

Where did @cinemagoddess go?

EVA116

Isn't local news in other cities weird!?

LuckyDad

GotGingy said:

Sonic has happy hour all day because it's tax day.  YWIA

Maybe I should finally try Sonic? For the longest time I thought we didn't have one, but turns out there's one sort of on my way home.

LuckyDad

EVA116 said:

I think MTV picks the awards based on who has RSVPd

It's definitely not like the Oscars where the winners are secret.

I imagine they tell the winners ahead of time to get them to show up.

EVA116

@pobrecita I feel ya. I cannot get these last baby pounds off. I am starving.

Nothing tastes as good as skinny looks. Nothing tastes as good as skinny looks.  -Kate Moss

..........terrible quote but motivates me.

LuckyDad

GotGingy said:

I just packed SD's bag for her weekend away.  She no longer has a single pair of matching socks.  How do you do this, kid? 

I'm glad we finally bought a bunch of plain white socks for DS that all match each other, so if I lose one I'm not out an entire pair.

casholmes

RondackHiker said:

@casholmes‌ Creepy bunny twins! DS wouldn't get close.

Look at all that hair! So cute

missyishere

I had a big morning with N.  We went to the gym to wear her out and then attended a dentist appointment for my teeth cleaning.  I'm overly excited my dentist and assistant both told me I have great teeth and care for them a great deal.  I should reward myself with sugar, right?

missyishere

I'm watching RPDR from last night right now @pobrecita.  

missyishere

@gotgingy don't you know the look is to NOT have any matching socks?  SD and her friends also exchange a shoe at school, too

fancynewbeesly

We are going to the second Sedar at my parents house tonight. I am letting DD sleep an extra long time because I know she will be up later tonight. Plus, I am enjoying the peace and quiet and don't want to wake her. 

LuckyDad

pobrecita said:

The fucker is such a troll he refuses to write more than one every 2-3 years though.

myskyegirl

When I get home tonight I'll have TGW, TM, Drag Race, Hotel Secrets and Legends, Drop Dead Diva, 2 broke girls, and I don't want to watch any of them.  I think I may finish watching Destination Truth on Netflix instead. 

Maebb

Sorry for the loss, @uconnhuskie007‌.

I'm really hoping my cookies sell in the bake sale today.

ReeseFox

I've been subscribing to Women's Health for years.I enjoy the articles, I get great workouts and tips, I'm a fan. But if I get one more mag with 'Bikini Ready in 2 Weeks!!!11!eleventy!!" on the motherfucking cover I am done with them. I weigh **ah-choo, 'scuse me** pounds! There is nothing on the planet that will make me bikini fucking ready in 2 motherfucking weeks. Lying cunts.

myskyegirl

I don't have the willpower to bikini ready, as I sit in front of my work computer chomping on Snapea crisps. 

ReeseFox

I should write them a stern letter.

missyishere

ReeseFox said:

I've been subscribing to Women's Health for years.I enjoy the articles, I get great workouts and tips, I'm a fan. But if I get one more mag with 'Bikini Ready in 2 Weeks!!!11!eleventy!!" on the motherfucking cover I am done with them. I weigh **ah-choo, 'scuse me** pounds! There is nothing on the planet that will make me bikini fucking ready in 2 motherfucking weeks. Lying cunts.

Unless one is already bikini ready two weeks prior, there is nothing one could do in that time frame to make a significant difference.  

Maebb

Another random but not so random - I really like Bryan Cranston. Every interview I've heard with him, he's nice, smart, funny, and just normal and likeable. Also, did you hear that he helped a guy ask a girl to prom? That was a little weird because he used a Breaking Bad line about, "You'd better say yes - or else," but it was still nice that he was willing to help.

ReeseFox

My pants are too big and they look ridiculous on me. I really need to do something about my wardrobe.

myskyegirl

I went to 7 Eleven to get a T-Pass, boston you know what i'm talking about, anyway, I ended up also walking out w/a bag of Snapeas Crisps, a sm bag of Swedish Fish and a container of Tropical trail mix and I'm about to finish the fish.  I'm not sure I can bring myself to put this on my MyFitness page.

ReeseFox

pobrecita said:

I'm bikini ready right now bitches. Y'all might not be ready for me, but idgaf.

Ain't nobody ready for my jelly.

ReeseFox

I really want some popcorn but my mouth is still sore. 

littlestjerry

GotGingy said:

pobrecita said:

GotGingy said:

I don't know if it's been discussed, but the Gone Girl trailer was released.  I'm so excited!

I watched it yesterday. I was underwhelmed.

I didn't think the trailer itself was great, but I have high hopes for the movie.  I'm just excited that it's finally getting closer to being released!  I loooove book/movie comparisons.

I do too, I'm excited!! The trailer didn't do much for me, but hopefully the movie is better.