FFFC

missyishere

I swear if you guys GBCB and then come back, I will NOT love tit you. I don't care how cute your kids are!

missyishere

Jinx @LexiLupin‌

missyishere

I went to Atlanta once for a writer's conference. I ate copious amounts of food and drank too much the night before my flight back home.

missyishere

MrsBadKat said:

Okay, now I'm pissed that I forgot to threaten her love tits. 

Your net battling abilities are weaksauce.

missyishere

MabelShesABiotch said:

missyishere said:

I swear if you guys GBCB and then come back, I will NOT love tit you. I don't care how cute your kids are!

This is just not true. Char will always get all the love tits forever.

Goddammit, you got me by the balls here.

vandelay

ThisIsBrea said:

I've decided to read HP finally. I've already read the first book, and the second book is now on hold at the library. I'm sooooooo excited.

Aaaah, so jealous!  I wish I could read them for the first time again.

Karadee1

N13 is slower these days. I was posting there and here more frequently after the battle week but then I got busy at work and my baby protested sleeping. Love tits are all I can muster up most days *tear*

missyishere

Oh hey @Karadee1‌!

Karadee1

And goddamnit this thread moves fast. My post was for @justAphase‌ but in the time it took me to type it like 10 most posts came up. I'm such a newb.

missyishere

I mothered @thisisbrea a little bit during BDSM when she was pukey.

Karadee1

While I'm at it I'll confess: I called off work because my baby is sick. He's probably ok to be at daycare today but this happened starting two hours ago and I don't want to give it up.

*removed*

missyishere

I need your lovely lady lumps over here @MabelShesABiotch‌

missyishere

The best is when you put brown sugar on oatmeal, and it's a little melty on top. Mmmm

vandelay

FalconCrest said:

After all the BFing talk, I thought FF was formula feeding and I was ready to flame the shit out of you.

::drinks another cup of coffee::

This is super late but I forgot to say it earlier; I thought FF was formula feeding too but love titted it because I thought it was a brilliantly-written and hilarious piece of sarcasm designed to highlight the silliness of the BF/FF wars.  Forward facing works in the story too, but is not nearly as funny.

littlestjerry

susanb887 said:

Little Jerry said:

Formula is not poison.

Napped too long = FWP

Parenting is pure torture right now. DS is literally out of control. His tantrums are insane. We had to take his lamp out of his room because he thinks it's funny to knock it on the ground. He broke this basket we have in our living room yesterday. I can't fucking take it anymore. 

I wish my baby could read. I have no qualms with formula. Apparently she does.

I'm sorry you're dealing with tantrums. That's rough. Hopefully it's a quick phase.

It smells like shit, maybe that's why your baby is rebelling. DS would eat anything, he was a little piggy.

missyishere

It makes me irrationally happy when we can hash things out and come back to focus.  I know I won't be around as much with weather/studying occurring, but I still love you all.  

missyishere

OMG I met someone famous @mrsbutt?!  I should have received an autograph! 

ReeseFox

Okay, I have a ridiculous confession. My BFF has lots of friends. I pretty much just have her. BFF doesn't have any kids of her own, but me as well as most of her friends do. Many are around the same age, and a bunch with birthdays within months of each other. BFF makes a 'happy birthday' post of FB for every fucking one of her other friends' kids, but not for mine. She didn't acknowledge my girls' birthdays at all this year and my feelings are hurt over it. I'm also still salty that when one of her friends had a baby last year, BFF was at the hospital visiting within hours. It took 3 weeks for me to get her to come meet E.

FalconCrest

ReeseFox said:

Okay, I have a ridiculous confession. My BFF has lots of friends. I pretty much just have her. BFF doesn't have any kids of her own, but me as well as most of her friends do. Many are around the same age, and a bunch with birthdays within months of each other. BFF makes a 'happy birthday' post of FB for every fucking one of her other friends' kids, but not for mine. She didn't acknowledge my girls' birthdays at all this year and my feelings are hurt over it. I'm also still salty that when one of her friends had a baby last year, BFF was at the hospital visiting within hours. It took 3 weeks for me to get her to come meet E.

That is really strange of your BFF.  I would be really hurt, too.

littlestjerry

I'm so excited you're losing your HP virginity @ThisIsBrea‌! This will be an amazing time in your life. Yes, please, to a HP book club!

FalconCrest

DS was just so proud of his "big, giant-normous poop" that he asked me to take a picture and send it to Daddy.  MY FFFC is that I did.

angelashly

I would be hurt too @reesefox

missyishere

MabelShesABiotch said:

I trust the modz more than the godz

QFT

angelashly

My confession is that I'm wearimg dress pants with elastic and drawstring. I bought them in the junior section so I don't look like my grandma, but they are comfortable.

Giraffealaff

Part of me resents H because I am starting to realize that I just do to fucking much around here. I am the head of household here. Which I don't mind o much - but its frustrating when I make the money, cook, clean, balance all the bills, make the appointments, make the calls, and also am the primary parent at the same god damned time. 

He has responsibilities (trash, dog, heavy lifting) but I feel like they pale in comparison. 

I think I am even more frustrated because last night he sincerly told me how he feels terrible that he can't provide for me and allow me to have the SAHM experience I so desire to have with K right now. It's not that he can't. He's capable - more than. But part of me think's he is just lazy and complacent with how things are. 

I feel like such a cunt right now. My H really is a fantastic man, and I am so incredibly lucky to have such a wonderful marriage. I just... ugh.

missyishere

justAphase said:

I really want palazzo pants because it'd pretty much be like wearing pajamas in public without the judging eyes.

Do it! I fucking love mine!

missyishere

HilarityEnsued said:

<--------- is now sufficiently lost.

Come join me on the island. I will bring cocktails.

NeneCakies

My breast ultrasound and surprise mammogram today were good (dropped that on pg 2, so half AW, half follow up for posterity). I would just like to share that the mammogram procedure was not as bad as I'd been led to believe and I will no longer dread the day this becomes part of my old lady routine. Go boobs!

jenn330

FFFC- I kissed a girl (good friend of mine) at my wedding. DH knew then and didn't care (still doesn't). I was so shit face wasted that I barely remember much after the first dance. I have pieced together the night from my H's and friends' anecdotes. It was fun, from what I do remember. I was the life of the party.

missyishere

Wean is a weird word.

missyishere

DH threatened not to come home tonight if the dogs are still there. He's apparently sick of dog hair and the fact the lab shit on the floor yesterday.

LuckyDad

I was having a totally awesome sex dream this late morning, and then DS woke me up in the middle of it.

I was legit mad at him for about 15-30 seconds :P

NotSharknado

I'm super pissed that I woke up with a cold sore. Instantly ruined my day.

<-----vain

missyishere

NotSharknado said:

I'm super pissed that I woke up with a cold sore. Instantly ruined my day.

<-----vain</p>

You're still sexy. We'll just pretend a little garage time will clear that right up.

NotSharknado

missyishere said:

NotSharknado said:

I'm super pissed that I woke up with a cold sore. Instantly ruined my day.

<-----vain</p>

You're still sexy. We'll just pretend a little garage time will clear that right up.

This one's gonna be monster. I can already tell. I gotta go to walgreens and keep this thing under control.

Monkeybabe

My first and only DD was on the natural birth board when I first joined TB. I asked what was probably a stupid question, but I can't remember what it was, and was treated like an idiot, so I slunk away and never returned.

billybumbler

FFFC - I have a Pandora bracelet and it rocks

ReeseFox

I was going to have a baked sweet potato for lunch, but my potato is moldy! My food supplies at work need replenishing and I'm broke, so I'm scrounging for lunch. Beef jerky and chocolate chip Eggos anyone?

LuckyDad

justAphase said:

I really wish mcds served breakfast all day

Breakfast Burritos (all day) > McDs!

EVA116

@mrsbutt I don't know when you added that beautiful man to your siggy, but I just want to say thank you.