I'm a musician, wouldn't be hard. What rhymes with va-jay-jay......
Put a bay-bay in my va-jay-jay?
That's great. Writing that down. Totally working on this at band practice tonight. Good thing my band is all girls...... but I would probably do it anyways Hehe @FINEdoubleLINE - we are on the same page. I knew i liked you when we met 40 min ago.
I must be the minority because I had implantation bleeding but it was very light and nothing like a period.
OP, stick around because it seems like you are levelheaded. You got good advice.
I did too. I thought it was AF and pitched a giant three year old sized fit complete with crying and raging at the universe.
Since this all ended up well I guess I'm not white-knighting!! Just wanted to mention re: the cold thing - when you are pregnant your immune system goes down and you are more susceptible to illness. A lowered immune system is the ONLY thing that allows a woman's body to accept a pregnancy as the zygote is a foreign body and would otherwise be eliminated as a threat. That said, I only got a sinus infection that was wiped out with a NetiPot
@thehalfrican - I like you... you're fun. And you stood your ground well. I think you will fit in nicely here and thank you for the entertainment when I really should be working! Welcome
Thank you, thank you all! This means so much to me, and I've worked so hard to get here. First off, I'd like to thank The Academy, my wonderful husband, my mom and dad, my stylist, my dog Leeloo Dallas Multipass, and most of all, the fans. I wouldn't be here today if it wasn't for you!
But seriously, this post turned out so much better than I imagined, cuz let's face it, it was NOT going well haha I am very very happy to be accepted into this group of women, because honestly you can only troll the Internet so much before feeling like you're going 'name that CM' crazy. I'm excited to pick all your brains and joke and whine and throw newbie questions at you. You're gonna make this eventual pregnancy fun
Son: Jackson, 11/02/06, stillborn due to PPROM and IUGR. Over the next ten years we had 9 miscarriages from 8-14 weeks. On May 18, 2016 my daughter, Ridley, was born. We're OADNBC.
Can we sticky this thread for future newbs to read? They can see the whole process, the appropriate way to respond, and that it's not "just" them being singled out.
Re: All the signs, but constant BFN :/ (later edit: you're gonna wanna read this one haha)
@FINEdoubleLINE - we are on the same page. I knew i liked you when we met 40 min ago.
I thought what the hell (hey hey)
I peed in a cup
bleach foamed it up
looks like I'm having a bay-bay
That almost has a haiku quality to it. Nothing like classic literature form to really deliver the intensity of post coital urine
@thehalfrican rocks
No butthurt and laughs at self
Newbies, please take notes.
Awww, thanks!
Since this all ended up well I guess I'm not white-knighting!! Just wanted to mention re: the cold thing - when you are pregnant your immune system goes down and you are more susceptible to illness. A lowered immune system is the ONLY thing that allows a woman's body to accept a pregnancy as the zygote is a foreign body and would otherwise be eliminated as a threat. That said, I only got a sinus infection that was wiped out with a NetiPot
@thehalfrican - I like you... you're fun. And you stood your ground well. I think you will fit in nicely here and thank you for the entertainment when I really should be working! Welcome
What Are Your Thoughts on Tap Dancing Penguins?
But seriously, this post turned out so much better than I imagined, cuz let's face it, it was NOT going well haha
I am very very happy to be accepted into this group of women, because honestly you can only troll the Internet so much before feeling like you're going 'name that CM' crazy.
I'm excited to pick all your brains and joke and whine and throw newbie questions at you.
You're gonna make this eventual pregnancy fun
PS- and that is my dog's real name
(In unison) THE GREATER GOOD
(Hot Fuzz anyone? )